Goku (And friends) get lost
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragonball Z, I am in no way shape or form affiliated with Dragonball Z, And I hate you all for making me say that
"Why are we driving? We could fly and be there already." Says Gohan
"Your mother said we need to stop using our powers when we don't need to. Besides I like the way the car feels vibrating against my butt." Says Goku. They are drving down the road when Gohan runs over a squirrel. (don't ask how, because Goku was driving.) Goku stops the Pinto hashback, and pulls a shovel out of the trunk.
"You know what to do, son." So Gohan gets out, shovels up the squirrel, and purtts it in the trunk.
"I don't know why Chichi is making us go shopping, we are getting all the food we'll need already" Says Goku.
A crazed Vegeta comes flying full speed at Goku's car.
"Watch out!" Yells goku. At the very second Goku pulls Gohan out of the way, Vegeta slams directly into the Pinto.
"Why the hell did you do that?" Asks Goku.
"I don't know, I was bored. Plus I forgot to take my ridalin." Says Vegeta.
"You don't take ridalin." Says Goku.
"THAT'S THE PROBLEM, YOU IDIOT!" Yells Vegeta.
About
an hour later, the three are walking towards the mall (or so they
think) when a large bear comes up and says
"Hi, my name is
joe. What's yours?"
"You're a beart! How do you speak English?" Says goku.
"You're an alien. How do you speak English? How do you know I'm not speaking bear, and you can understand it? How do you know this isn't a dream? How do you know I am not a figment of your imagination, because of them shrooms you ate earlier? HOW! Think about this shit before you go interrogating people just because of there race, or spieces. I don't want anything to do with a racist. Good day, sir." says the bear
"Uh....... that was.......Strange." Says Vegeta
"You think?" Asks goku, retorically
About 45 minutes later they are walking toward the canadian border, when a plane crashes directly on them. But they are sayians, so this is irrelovant.
TO BE CONTINUED PLEASE R&R