I love RICE! So that's why I'm writing....I mean typing this story about rice, because it's fun and I don't own.......nothing.

Lets start off with Ryou and Bakura, Bakura wouldn't eat his rice.
"I will not eat this rice!" shouted Bakura (told ya)
"Why?" asked Ryou, while eating his own rice "Because it's evil......" "No it's not, It's not even alive" (is rice alive? was it ever)
"I don't care I will not it eat it!" Bakura shoved the plate away "Then what will you eat?" asked Ryou "Some kind of meat, or toast from my favorite toaster TOASTY!" shouted Bakura happily? (Oh ya in my stories, or this one at least Bakura named the toaster Toasty, I don't now why)
"Toast........you want toast?" asked Ryou with a twitch in his eye.
"Yes" "Fine I'll get you your toast" said Ryou as he went to toast some bread. When the toast was done, well done, Ryou put some kind of weird green jelly on the toast, or was it something else? He put the plate infront of Bakura, who ate it very quickly.
"That was so good, thank you Toasty" said Bakura as he went and patted the toaster? Then Bakura clutched his stomach and ran to the bathroom, then barfing noises came right after.
"I guess it wasn't jelly after all" said Ryou he went over to the jar that was sitting on the counter, and looked at the label. The label said "Cream of Appleberry Jam" "Ok so it was some kind of jam but why is he-" Ryou didn't finish the sentence because Bakura's barfing could be heard again. Ryou turned the jar around, and on the bottom in fin print said "expires and goes moldy on August 31st 1991" "It's over ten years old!?!" Ryou ran to the bathroom, but Bakura was collapsed on the floor, green stuff in the toilet and slightly on the floor. "I'm gonig to have to clean up again"

End of chapter one!
See what can happen when you don't eat your rice That was to weird Review plz!