RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE RICE!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY! RICE
RICE........ok I'm done lets start with the next chapter: MARIK AND TOO MUCH RICE!
Ok so we are starting off at Marik and Malik's house, and it's dinner time, can you see where this is going? They're sitting down eating dinner (bet it's rice)
"Marik slow down" said Malik who was slowly eating rice (Ha I was right)
"Why?" questioned Marik who was finishing his rice "More please!" "That was your tenth bowl" said Malik "No more" "What is wrong with eating rice" questioned Marik again.
"If you eat to much something bad will happen" said Malik walking into the kitchen (or were they already in the kitchen? I don't know) Then the phone rang.
"Marik get the phone now!" shouted Malik "fine you lazy ass.." mumbled Marik walking over to the phone. He picked it up. "What do you want?" "Beware of the rice" said a voice on the other end of the phone.
"Bakura is that you?" questioned Marik "Fuck! How did you know?" "caller id" Marik said simply, "Now what is with this rice thing, I love rice (me too! )
"Stupid caller id, I kill it" said Bakura not listen to what Marik had just said.
"How can you kill caller id?" asked Marik "I'll, no wait, I'll...... come on think of it!! I oh forget this just beware the rice" "Why I just ate ten bowls of it" "You what?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?" screamed Bakura. Then there was a sound in the back ground, like a door opening. Then a voice came. It was Ryou. "Bakura what are you doing in the closet?" "Nothing" "and with the phone?" asked Ryou.
"just talking to Marik is all" "Give me the phone you know you can't handle technology yet" "But it took me forever to get it to work!" whined Bakura. (Oo)
"I know but I can teach you later, now give me the phone" "B-but" "Now or I'll take away Toasty again" "No not Toasty!" cried Bakura "Fine here" "Thank you, now get out of the closet" CLICK the phone hung up.
"That was interesting" said Marik, then a lightbulb turned on in hi head. "Hey I've got a lightbulb!" he shouted.
"It's I've got an idea, stupid" called Malik.
"Shut up! If Bakura can't handle simple thing like a phone easily then I can blackmail him!" "Why that's stupid" said Malik coming back into the room with more rice.
"Is not" said Marik as he turned around and saw the rice. He ran over and ate it all in seconds.
"I can't believe you ate last weeks rice" said Malik.
"What do you mean last weeks rice?" "The rice that's been in the back of the fridge since last week, oh and there was maggots in there that's why I was going to throw it out, but you ate it" Then Marik felt something move in his stomach, or at least it felt like it, then he ran as fast as he could to the bathroom. But didn't exactly make it, he threw up on the floor, and little things were moving around.
So after that Marik was scared of rice. Bring rice near him and he'll run away like a little girl screaming "sanctuary!!!!!!!!!!!!"
See I told you bad things happen, if you eat to much or not eat at all rice. Did that make sence, I thought not. meh Review plz!
Ok so we are starting off at Marik and Malik's house, and it's dinner time, can you see where this is going? They're sitting down eating dinner (bet it's rice)
"Marik slow down" said Malik who was slowly eating rice (Ha I was right)
"Why?" questioned Marik who was finishing his rice "More please!" "That was your tenth bowl" said Malik "No more" "What is wrong with eating rice" questioned Marik again.
"If you eat to much something bad will happen" said Malik walking into the kitchen (or were they already in the kitchen? I don't know) Then the phone rang.
"Marik get the phone now!" shouted Malik "fine you lazy ass.." mumbled Marik walking over to the phone. He picked it up. "What do you want?" "Beware of the rice" said a voice on the other end of the phone.
"Bakura is that you?" questioned Marik "Fuck! How did you know?" "caller id" Marik said simply, "Now what is with this rice thing, I love rice (me too! )
"Stupid caller id, I kill it" said Bakura not listen to what Marik had just said.
"How can you kill caller id?" asked Marik "I'll, no wait, I'll...... come on think of it!! I oh forget this just beware the rice" "Why I just ate ten bowls of it" "You what?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?" screamed Bakura. Then there was a sound in the back ground, like a door opening. Then a voice came. It was Ryou. "Bakura what are you doing in the closet?" "Nothing" "and with the phone?" asked Ryou.
"just talking to Marik is all" "Give me the phone you know you can't handle technology yet" "But it took me forever to get it to work!" whined Bakura. (Oo)
"I know but I can teach you later, now give me the phone" "B-but" "Now or I'll take away Toasty again" "No not Toasty!" cried Bakura "Fine here" "Thank you, now get out of the closet" CLICK the phone hung up.
"That was interesting" said Marik, then a lightbulb turned on in hi head. "Hey I've got a lightbulb!" he shouted.
"It's I've got an idea, stupid" called Malik.
"Shut up! If Bakura can't handle simple thing like a phone easily then I can blackmail him!" "Why that's stupid" said Malik coming back into the room with more rice.
"Is not" said Marik as he turned around and saw the rice. He ran over and ate it all in seconds.
"I can't believe you ate last weeks rice" said Malik.
"What do you mean last weeks rice?" "The rice that's been in the back of the fridge since last week, oh and there was maggots in there that's why I was going to throw it out, but you ate it" Then Marik felt something move in his stomach, or at least it felt like it, then he ran as fast as he could to the bathroom. But didn't exactly make it, he threw up on the floor, and little things were moving around.
So after that Marik was scared of rice. Bring rice near him and he'll run away like a little girl screaming "sanctuary!!!!!!!!!!!!"
See I told you bad things happen, if you eat to much or not eat at all rice. Did that make sence, I thought not. meh Review plz!