The rice is going to eat me.
So here we're at Yugi's house, during dinner (I bet you can guess what there eating) and Yugi is sitting at the table eating rice, and Yami is across the table poking the rice.
"Stop poking the rice" said Yugi
"Why? it's evil"
"no it isn't"
"fine if it's not evil then you eat it!" shouted Yami pointing at Yugi
"I am eating the rice" said Yugi -.-
"Then stop! I command you to stop eating the rice!!!" Yami shouted again
"no"
"Stop" Yugi didn't say anything, he just very slowly started to put rice into his mouth and eat it.
"I said Stop" said Yami as the phone rang.
"I'll get it" said Yugi standing up and headed towards the other room. And Yami sat there staring at the rice, the 'evil' rice. Then the bowl of rice moved. Then it moved again, and then it started to talk "I'm going to eat you..." and like all evil things attacked Yami! So rice was everywhere and Yami was running around the room screaming, and the Yugi comes back, which was not good...for Yami.
"What the heck happened here?!" asked Yugi
"the rice.." said Yami who was curled up in a ball in the corner. "it wants to eat me" "ummm Yami, rice can't eat you"
"Yes it can" shivered Yami
"Stop lying"
"I'm not lying!"
"that's it! you have to clean up this mess" shouted Yugi and then he walked off.
"Stupid rice" mumbled Yami, so he cleaned up the rice and threw it out (poor rice) "that's right you...rice I win!" shouted Yami, dancing around.
now I see why i stoped typing for a while, because I keep having writers block, even if this was a bad chapter review anyways!