Fun with rice!!
"It's Saturday!" shouted Joey, running around randomly, and then into a wall. "man that hurt" he said standing up. then he was very hungry, he had just eaten brekfest but the running around made him very hungry..again. so anyways he walks to the fridge and looks inside for something to eat.
"ok we got, last weeks turkey, fruit ew, rice, some strange kind of meat with green fuzz, and a really gross looking sandwhich. So many choices, maybe I should just eat them all, except the fruit..."
A random person crashes through the window runs up to Joey and kicks him in the knee and says "eat the rice!!!!! it's all apart of the story!" and the he runs out the window, which is a bad idea because he's in an apartment, on a really high floor, which makes me want to ask how he got to the window in the first place...hmmmmmm I wonder.....anyways he falls to his doom, because he didn't look before he jumped. So Joey is no going to eat the rice.
"no i'm not"
"yes you are"
"why? i have perfectly good turkey right here"
"I am the authoress here"
"really? I though the ceiling was talking to me"
"..." -.- "anyways eat the rice, or this ceiling will collapse on you"
"ok" Joey picks up the rice, and is about to eat it when he sets it down.
"what are you doing?"
"I have to dance and sing my amazing song about eating" says Joey, who then sarts to dance. "Eating EatingEating Eating EatingEating Eating Eating Eating Eating Eating Eating RICE RICE RICE Eating Eating Eating Eating Eating Eating Eating Eating Eating Eating Eating Eating RICE RICE RICE EatingEatingEatingEatingEatingEatingEating..ok now i'm done"
"do you do that everytime you eat?"
"yes, you should see me when I eat a whole meal or at one of those all you can eat places"
"just eat" -.-
So now Joey finally eats the rice....and now I have writers block hits head on table crap.
So when Joey is done eating the rice, Serenity walks in, see Joey and walks to the fridge to look for something, and Joey goes and sits on the couch and watches T.V (ahh so boring)
"ummm Joey?"
"yea?"
"where is my school project?"
"what school project?"
"the one that was here, and looked like a hill "
"i don't know, all I know is that rice is good"
"Rice? you ATE MY RICE! THAT WAS MY PROJECT!!!"
"how can rice be a project?"
"It WAS rice, that was glued together and painted" Serenity is now really mad, evne though she like never mad.
"so thats why it was blue..."
And like all my other chapters they all end up being sick from the rice, well most of my chapters, please review and don't blame me for such a bad chapter I have writers block T-T