Disclaimer: I don't own anyone in 'Mulan' and I never have and never will. I also don't own 'Banned from Argo' the song this parody is based off of. (And for the fans of the original song: I'm sorry if I screwed it up!)

Banned From Wu Zhong

When we pulled into Wu Zhong Camp in need of training and cents

We set out investigating every inch and all the tents

We had such high expectations of their hospitality

But they weren't quite ready for andventures such as we

And we were banned from Wu Zhong everyone

Banned from Wu Zhong just for having a little fun

We spent just three long days training there, no more

But now Wu Zhong Camp doesn't want us anymore

Now things would have gotten so boring your brain might have implode

So I hade no choice but to play with things that could explode

I thought it would be fun to have sparklers all around

Unfourtunately they set fire to the ground

And we were banned from Wu Zhong everyone

Banned from Wu Zhong just for having a little fun

We spent just three long days training there, no more

But now Wu Zhong Camp doesn't want us anymore

We are a rather strange and eccentric bunch

In fact there a quite a few of us Yao would like to punch

It's beacuse of us that he took a great fall

And that's why there is no more mess hall

And we were banned from Wu Zhong everyone

Banned from Wu Zhong just for having a little fun

We spent just three long days training there, no more

But now Wu Zhong Camp doesn't want us anymore

The man who annoyed us all was Counsler Chi-Fu

Especially when he woke us in the night to get him fresh green bamboo

I really mean him the best and no disrespect

But he wouldn't stop his complaining so I caused his horse to wreak

And we're banned from Wu Zhong everyone

Banned from Wu Zhong just for having a little fun

We spent just three long days training there, no more

But now Wu Zhong Camp doesn't want us anymore

We dared Ling to show he wasn't shy and meek

The only way he could do that was to streak

He did it during the vist of a foreign queen

She was so upset and shocked that she burst her spleen

And we were banned from Wu Zhong everyone

Banned from Wu Zhong just for having a little fun

We spent just three long days training there, no more

But now Wu Zhong Camp doesn't want us anymore

"Ping" the new recruit made us all want to scream

And on several occasions we tried to pound "him" into cream

Then one night we tried to get back a "him "

Well let's just say things didn't go as planned

And it's a good thing that the Captian can swim

And we were banned from Wu Zhong everyone

Banned from Wu Zhong just for having a little fun

We spent just three long days training there, no more

But now Wu Zhong Camp doesn't want us anymore

Several men snuck out of camp and off to the nearst town

Where they flirted, and danced and drank till they fell down

When the Captian found them they were about to pay their last respects

And lucky for them he didn't decide to break their necks!

And we were banned from Wu Zhong everyone

Banned from Wu Zhong just for having a little fun

We spent just three long days training there, no more

But now Wu Zhong Camp doesn't want us anymore

Our cook was under alot of stress

So some of the guys decided to get him drunk and he started to confess

Some of the things that came out of his mouth would make a sailor blush

And it wasn't long after ge got a check making sure he'd stay hushed

And we were banned from Wu Zhong everyone

Banned from Wu Zhong just for having a little fun

We spent just three long days training there, no more

But now Wu Zhong Camp doesn't want us anymore

A gang of bandits stomped right in and got everyones attention

They said some words that wouldn't be polite to menttion

And all our troops kindly asked them to play

The bandits looked at us, turned and ran away!

And we were banned from Wu Zhong everyone

Banned from Wu Zhong just for having a little fun

We spent three long days training there, no more

But now Wu Zhong Camp doesn't want us anymore

We are Chinas finest, and our record is our pride

And when we play we tend to leave a trail a mile wide

We're sorry about the wreakage, the injuries, and the fuss

At least we know tht Wu Zhong Camp won't be soon forgetting us

And we were banned from Wu Zhong every one

Banned from Wu Zhong just for having a little fun

We spent three long days training there, no more

But now Wu Zhong Camp doesn't want us anymore

(I wonder why...)