Drabbles written for the LJ community fma100. Sixth challenge: Disguises/Costumes

Disclaimer: I don't own Hagane no Renkinjutsushi. Period. And besides, if you sued me, you wouldn't get very much...maybe a cat...o.x;

Flames will be thrown back at you by Roy, constructive criticism appreciated! n.n

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Scarlet

These pants were so damn tight, and they didn't even breathe! And what was with this shirt! If you could even call it a shirt! Oh, no. That was not just somebody grabbing my ass...

A tanned arm fell over his shoulder. "How 'bout a drink, babe..." There was something oddly familiar about that voice...smoke wafted over his shoulder...then in clicked as the man tugged idly at his collar.

He spun around, coming face to face with Jean Havoc.

"Colonel?! What the hell are you doing at a-"

Roy cut him off with a scarlet glare. Fullmetal...you are so dead...