Magical Enjy

by TheSanityStealingPenguinQueen

I've had way to much coffee. It's a parady of "Magical Trevor" If you want the link to "Magical Trevor", it's on my bio page. Enjolras now has revolutionary powers!

A/N:I am really very bored. I had coffee this morning. I just cut my hand falling down the stairs, and I have sucked the blood out of it. It's really quite yummy.This is a parody of the "Magical Trevor" song.

Magical Enjy
Everyone loves Magical Enjy,
for he is a revolutionary.
Look at him there, disappearing Granitiare!
(We see Enjolras using his special revolutionary powers to disappear R)
Where is Grantiare? I really don't care.

Taking his bow is Magical Enjy,
everyone's favorite revolutionary.
(he bows and takes out a musket)
Look at him there with his shiny, shiny musket!
It's made of magic and with a little flick,
(he bangs the musket on the ground, causing it to explode and kill Javert. Grantiare reappears)
Hey! Hey! Hey! R is back!
Hey! Hey! Hey! R is back!

Back! Back! Back, from his magiaca journey, oui.
What did he see in the parallel dimension?
(we see Grantiare flying through the time0space continuum. He lands in a grocery store aisle full of absinthe)
He sae absinthe, absinthe, absinthe, absinthe. Oh!
Absinthe, absinthe, absinthe, absinthe.
Oui!

(starts over again)