Milk

Authors Note: ok guys, I'm hoping to get heaps of reviews, because I personally don't think that this is good, but my friend said it was funny, so what the hey. I was drinking Milk when I wrote this, mixed with Maple Syrup ( hey, I was bored! My brother has his friend over and I can't watch TV!) So Moosagi and I have decided to write some fics involving Milk. ENJOY! And please review!

Chapter 1: The Milk Defeats Liquid Acid

Gil Grissom woke to the sound of water pouring from a glass somewhere down the hall. He stood and walked towards the noise. Oh-oh. It wasn't water it was…………. LIQUID ACID!…. nah just kidding. It was much, much worse than that. It was milk. Catherine turned to see Grissom staring at her.

"Oh, hello! You're awake! Oh and about time too, I thought you had died in there!"

"Catherine… Honey….. love of my life….. put…..down….the…milk" Grissom said slowly walking towards her.

" You know Gil, you really should drink your milk. It gives you strong bones and teeth. Do you want rotten teeth and screwed up bones when you grow up?"

Catherine said as she held a glass of milk out for her husband.

" No. I don't. But you know, when I grow up, I wanna be a fireman" Grissom replied cheekily.

" Well, Drink this or will I have to hold you down and pour it down your throat?"

" You would 'hold me down?'"

" GIL!"

"Sorry couldn't help myself"

Catherine rolled her eyes.

" What are you guys talking about?" Came the sleepy voice of Lindsey Grissom. Lindsey had decided to take on Gil's name when He and her mother had married a little over 6 months ago.

"Hey sweetie!" Catherine said. She looked down at the glass of milk, then at Lindsey, then at the glass again.

" You want this? He won't drink it." She said, glaring at Grissom whilst holding the glass out for Lindsey.

Lindsey accepted the milk from her mother, looked between her two parents, chuckled and walked off muttering to herself,

" You guys are so lame and funny, I can't begin to tell the difference anymore!"

After Lindsey had left to get ready for school, Catherine turned to Grissom.

" I will make you drink a glass of milk even if it kills me"

Great. I HATE milk! Ok, calm, maybe Cath will forget about it! Grissom thought.

" Oh and I won't be forgetting, if that's what your thinking!" Catherine called from the living room.

Crap

It was going to be a long day.

Ok! So please let me know what you guys think! I like purple buttons. Yeah, they bring Joy and Happiness! Wow, Maple Syrup and Milk make you go stupid!…………………. YAY!