Authors note: This takes place a little over a year Darth Maul had been staying with Darth Warious. Zisinj hasn't appeared quite yet but he will in this fic.
For more details of how Darth Maul came to earth read "Two Sith lords and a elf Revised."
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A Sith's Halloween
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It was the beginning of October and Darth's Warious and Maul were feeling rather bored.
Warious was tired of hearing advertisements for "spooky world' and Maul was tired of Warious complaining about it.
Darth Warious hated Halloween with a vengeance. All of that stupid tradition of Trick or treat, apple bobbing, and worst of all, the gruesome creatures and faces that start popping up everywhere. Yes she hated Halloween.
Maul was indifferent on the subject. He could care less about the things that went on during the month of October except for the looming threat of Warious' birthday. The only thing Warious liked about this month.
Maul and Warious had no qualms about the 'scary' aspect of Halloween. In fact it was the only thing Warious didn't complain about...too much.
"I'm so sick of these stupid so called 'spooky worlds'." She raged one day.
Maul looked up at his Sith sister. "I thought you liked being scared?" He asked.
"I do but now-a-days the 'scary' things are just barfville. I mean nothing they have out is really scary anymore."
Maul shrugged and turned his attention back to the holonet terminal. "Then make a 'really scary' house if you're so sick of the earthling's version of things."
"I will!" Warious replied defiantly and left the room.
Maul heaved a sigh and began to read the news of the galaxy. Coruscant fell to the Rebel alliance. The attack was brought about by the infamous Rogue squadron. Maul was bored by news of the war and switched from the holonet to earth's world wide web.
Immediately he was bombarded by spam and pop-ups. Swearing in many colorful languages he began to delete each of the ads. Suddenly one caught his eye.
"Build your own House of Horror this Halloween. We'll provide the house you provide the horror! We will design the house however you want it. For more information click here!"
Intrigued, Darth Maul followed the link to the company's main site. Warious might be able to do just exactly as he just suggested. Maybe they could turn it into a way they could get apprentices too.
Maul sighed. He'd only lived here for a year and knew that the Sith order must be restored. To him any way to get a suitable apprentice would be wonderful.
He went up stairs to tell Warious about his findings after marking the site.
Yes, they just might be able to get what they both want...
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A/N: Review me please.