GiGi – Hmmmm…. Ya know what?

Inuyasha – (being held on a leash) What?

GiGi – The reviews I get at AnimeSpiral are practically double of FF's. Strange….

Inuyasha – Yes you are.

GiGi – (glaring at the hanyou) Watch it!

Inuyasha – (glares back) Loser!

GiGi – Double loser!

Inuyasha – Triple loser!

GiGi – Quadruple loser!

Inuyasha – Penta-something loser!

GiGi – O.o What?

Inuyasha - ….

GiGi – Where'd you learn the word penta?

Inuyasha – (sheepishly takes out Kagome's geometry textbook)

GiGi – Grade 10 Geometry for Dummies?

Inuyasha – I was…. Bored….

GiGi - .

Inuyasha – Ehr…. Math is…. Evil?

GiGi – (pats head) Good boy! Good boy!

Inuyasha – (glaring again)

GiGi – Let's see… (flips to page 535 in Grade 10 Geometry for Dummies) Question 1…. GiGi² Inuyasha Mediator plot – Inuyasha – Mediator plot ÷ GiGi²…. What does GiGi own?

Inuyasha – Nothing?

GiGi - . Not even myself?

Inuyasha – Hmmm…. Nah….

GiGi - - . -; I don't own 'My Happy Ending' by Avril Lavigne either….

CHAPTER 12

Last Choice

I had spent practically all of my lunch period in the library looking for stuff on the internet. Once I found everything I needed, I walked around the cafeteria, searching for Sango and Miroku, who I spotted fighting in a corner again. Okay…. Sango was doing the fighting part. "You letcher!" she spat out, her hand print clearly visible against his right cheek. "Sango-chan! I swear! My intentions had been well. I was merely getting off a bug off of Jenny here," he glanced at a curvy blonde girl who blushed as she waved back to him. "Oh right…." She scoffed. "Like I'm supposed to believe that there was a bug crawling up Jenny's ass?" she demanded, hands on her hips. "E-e-eh-ehr…. K-k-kinda? " Miroku stammered, trying to make a break for it. "Hentai hoshi!" She screamed after him, her fists did all the talking for her, causing the entire cafeteria to stare at the beaten up teenage boy.

"Hi guys," I started out, highly interested in Sango's fighting technique. It was sure effective! Miroku's arms started to twitch subconsciously, the lump on his head starting to grow.

"Miroku…." I said, ten minutes passed from the incident and Miroku had woken up. "You drive to school today?" I asked, as he was eating a bag of Cheetos, crossing my legs, causing the cotton fabric to crawl up my thigh in a teasing sort of way.

His eyes widened as he started to pound on his chest. Sango snorted when she saw his coughing fit and whacked his hard on his back. He swallowed and gasped for air, taking in gulps and gulps, one after the other. Appearently he had been choking on a Cheeto…. Go figure…. "You bet it did. Oh man, you should have been there with us yesterday. We had the best time-"

Sango rolled her eyes. "-…. For once he didn't complain about not being allowed into strip clubs."

I gave a nervous laugh and scooted over closer to Sango.

"Hey hey hey! I'm 16 girls! But we did have a good time yesterday. We drove down to the beach-…. man it was nice there-"

"-…. Because of all those girls in bikinis?"

"Sango-chan! Don't say such things!" Miroku tried to regain his innocence…. If he ever had any….

"Yeah yeah…. Miroku, you think you can drive me somewhere after school?" I asked, fluttering my lashes nicely done up with Maybelline XXL Mascara.

Again, he choked. This time on air. "Of course Kagome! You wanna go somewhere? Sure, why not? Let's go to Vegas baby! You're 16, I'm 16, we can have a quickie marriage there, like Britney and Nicky Hilton did! And I'm sure my Grandpa wouldn't mind us living with him. He hardly notices me at all…. I swear I'll pick up after myself-"

"-…. Baka. I doubt she wants to marry you!" Sango added sarcastically, watching Miroku shrug sheepishly. "And Las Vegas is in the US…. How'd you get there?"

"Ehr…." Miroku started off.

"Anyways, I doubt it'd be good for me to marry before my divorce from my previous husband is finalized," I replied sarcastically.

Sango gave a cold hearted chuckle while Miroku laughed it all off.

"So where do you want to go anyways, Kagome?" he asked.

"Hospital to see Sesshomaru," I answered truthfully. My answer was returned with a sigh from Miroku and a stare from Sango.

"Didn't know you liked him THAT much…." She murmered.

After Miroku agreed to drive me, I went to look for Koga, to tell him I had my own ride home. I found him with the rest of his jocky friends. The topic of the conversation? The colour of Yuka's thong…. EWWW! Koga bet pink…. His other friends were going on white and red. Before I barfed out my lunch all over Koga, I quickly told him that I had my own ride. Not that barfing all over him wouldn't be a bad thing…. Just that it wouldn't look too good on my behalf either. When he asked from who, not that he really cared, just that if it was from a member of the opposite sex, then he could tease me later, and I responded, he have me a look of disgust and stalked away from me.

Whatever….

After the bell rang, Sango, Miroku and I strolled over to Miroku's new purple Toyota Echo.

Miroku, being the 'gentleman' he was, ushered us to the doors of the car. He quickly shoved Sango into the backseat while politely opening the side door for me. "Ehr…. It's okay. Sango was here first…. She should sit in the front seat…." He shook his head and rejected my idea. "Nonsense! The new girl always sits in the front." He closed the door for me and made his way to his side of the car.

"Yeah," she scoffed. "Until you refuse to sleep with him too…."

My eyes widened. "Seriously?"

She snorted. "You think anything would wanna sleep with him?"

We caught each other's glances and laughed. "Nah!" we said together.

The second Miroku climbed into the car, we stopped laughing…. Or at least we tried to.

"You know what girls?" He asked the both of us, though his eyes were on me the whole time he talked. "We've all had a rough day and all, so I say we go back to my place and soak in my parents' new hot tub!"

I sighed. Miroku was a persistent one all right. "How about maybe if there's time left?"

Miroku broke out in a grin, while Sango snorted. "She said 'maybe' dofus! Don't get your hopes up!"

He sighed and started the car while Sango directed me to turn on the radio.

You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be, but we lost it
And all of the memories, so close to me, just fade away
All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending
Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh....

"Oh oh, oh oh, oh oh!!!!" All of us sang along, cracking up as Miroku switched the radio off. He pulled up this grand estate overlooking the ocean, gardens of flowers dotting the scenery.

"Ehr? Why are we at a country club?" I asked cautiously, not really knowing where we had been taken.

Miroku chuckled. "Country club? This is the hospital!"

Chuckling myself, the three of us entered the building, it's floor map showing Sesshomaru's room was 423, was right above the beach and near the gardens. Filing towards the elevators, we got off at the 4th level, not expecting most of the 11th grade to be there as well. As I entered the room, Sesshomaru turned around and recognized me. "Kag!" he said, voice full of stupidly. He almost sounded as if he was drunk, OR it could just be the drugs he was hooked onto.

All faces were on me, and I felt like shrinking away. Really, I'd rather deal with a room full of ghosts rather than sixteeners. They are just plain scary sometimes….

"Hi everyone" I said nervously.

People just continued to stare, yeah, a great way to make me feel welcome you know….

"Listen, could I speak to Sesshomaru alone?" I hinted, making my way towards the bed-ridden patient.

A blonde girl sitting next to the bed glared. "So talk. We ain't stopping you."

I sighed. Really…. People can so stupid at times. "I need to speak to him in PRIVATE."

Everyone 'ooh'ed and 'ahhh'ed, but eventually they all left the room. I sat down next to him, his hand resting on his left ribs. There was also a nasty bruise on his wrist. "How're you feeling?" I asked gently.

He smiled, and if I hadn't been over my crush on him, I'd have swooned. Maybe…. "Pretty good…." Then he started giggling. "Too bad you weren't there to save me Kagome…."

I smiled, "Yeah…. You've been quite accident prone lately…."

He giggled again, then started moaning. "Kagome…. I…. I don't think I'll be able to make it…."

I gaped at him. He was such a fricking baby! A broken rib and a purple spot on his arm, and he thinks he's dying? "Of course you'll make it! In a few weeks you'll be as good as new!"

He giggled again. I wonder how much sugar they force feed him through tubes and stuff…. All that giggling is not normal!

"I meant I won't be able to make it for our date…." He explained.

"Oh…. Yeah. Probably not." I watched him as he pressed a button connected to the wall and his stomach. "My own painkiller pump…. Ain't it cool?" he asked happily, enjoying the drugs in his bloodstream.

I glanced at the teenage boy, his face looking realized and his eyes dazed. "Seeshomaru, this may sound weird, but do you happen to have anything of Kagura's?" I asked, knowing this was an extremely odd question. But then again, the guy was high on painkillers at the moment. What are the odds that he had something? I had no idea-

"-…. Sure…. She gave me her a feather off her hair tie." He responded, giggling would start anytime….

Great….a stinking feather…. "Do you have anything else? Maybe a picture or something?"

He thought for a moment. Well, okay, I assume he was thinking because his face was scrunched up an all. "Yeah, I have her picture on this phone card thing. In my wallet over in the drawer…. Shape of a fan." He mumbled, pointing his finger towards the cherry oak drawers across the bed.

Crossing over to the room, I got out the slim, black wallet. Jammed between his Visa Card and a picture of a little girl in an orange kimono, was a glam picture of Kagura during some sort of festival. She was wearing a pale pink kimono, standing behind grand fireworks. She looked like a model…. Hard to believe a guy would even waste his time going out with me…. Not that I'm a dog or anything…. Just that…. I'm not exactly every guy's dream girl….

"Thank-"

"-…. Sesshomaru-sama!" a little girl, no older than 6 burst into the room. I recognized her from the picture, the girl wearing the orange kimono. "Rin worry about you!" she cried out in concern, her eyes widened with tears, oddly referring herself in third-person.

"Rin, I'm fine." He assured the little girl who turned out to be his sister.

"Sesshy-sama? Rin wonder is this lady your girlfriend? Master Jaken said you were 'fwirrrting' with your girlfriend…."

Sesshomaru and I turned every shade of red possible. "Grrrr…. Jaken" He gritted his teeth.

"I… ehr… better go now." I excused myself as I walked towards the door.

"Bye bye Sesshomaru-sama's girlfriend! Rin says bye bye!"

I walked out the door; Sango and Miroku were standing next to the reception desk where all the nurses were.

"Does Heaven know they've lost an ange- OW! Sango-chan!" Miroku yelped as Sango tugged his ear.

"Can you ever not be such a pervert?" She huffed.

"No- Ow! Sango!!!" He cried out again. I took this chance to visit Sister Kaede who was put into Room 426, right across from Sesshomaru.

"Kagome?" A surprised Sister Kaede whispered, as if anybody overheard us something bad would happen.

I nodded. "How're the injuries Sister?"

She sighed, her hand consciously rubbing her right eye, the one with the eye patch on it. "Ye know what happened, I presume?"

I nodded, might as well tell her now. "Ehr. I had gone to pay Kagura…. A little visit-"

"-….What? The danger ye have put on ye shoulders!"

"I know, I know. I figured she just needed some girl talk and stuff….. I never knew she'd try and hurt me too…. Or you Sister Kaede."

She sighed, rubbing her temples. Aspirin anyone? "Ye must listen. Kagura, she is…. The most violent spirit I have ever encountered. We must stop her."

"I… I have a plan." I started.

Sister Kaede just kind of stared at me. "Ye have a plan?" she said in doubt. What? Are my plans THAT bad?

"She's already become a threat to the whole school…. And she needs to be stopped."

"Yes, yes indeed…. But how?"

"We have to get rid of her…."

"Wh-wha-I…. I don't understand-"

"-…. I'm talking about an excorsism…."

GiGi – Grade 9ers at my school are odd….

Kagome – Odder than Jaken?

GiGi – Ehr…. Not really sure about that…. Anyways, this group of boys I saw at lunch were trying to 'blend in' and look cool near the flagpole…. Though I am not really sure how cool a flagpole is…. .

Kagome – Not very cool…..

GiGi – And then they were screaming to their other friends and waving around white flags…. And screaming out something about that being the new school flag…. Then my friend is all "But a white flag means surrendering…." And then we laughed at the silly children…. And then because they're soooo cool…. They started to call each other 'chicken broth'…. Which I assume is the new 'f-word'.

Kagome – O.o

GiGi – Grade 9ers in my school are odd….

Kagome – Very odd….

Inuyasha – Kagome! You forgot to add the chicken broth in my ramen- (gets slapped by Kagome and GiGi) XP (falls over with a lump the size of Pittsburgh bursting out of his head)

Kagome – Such language!

GiGi – Indeed! Hmpf! He should be ashamed!

Inuyasha - XP

Narrator – Will Inuyasha ever wake up…. Will GiGi ever find someone weirder than Jaken, worshiper of 'Sesshomaru the rock'…. And will those kids at GiGi's school come with more colourful vocabulary? Find out on the next chapter of The Mediator!

GiGi – I'm not paying you to say that stuff….

Narrator – What do you mean I don't get paid?

GiGi – I mean you don't get pai-….

Narrator – (runs out of room crying)

GiGi – O.O Okay?

To

Yes I know people call people who can communicate with spirits, mediums. But since this is fan fiction and this is my story, they are mediators! (nods) And the dork part? Since you call your friends that…. I'll take it as a compliment…. I think….