A/N: Yarin here again. Late at night again. Ha ha ha, I crack myself up. Well not really, but oh well. Okay, so here's the next chapter. I guess you could say it's a little silly…
Chapter 6
"All troop to the west-side rim! Report immediately to the flippin' west-side rim, wot!" ordered sub-Colonel Podgerom. The hare was quite fit for his short-term job as colonel. Riffly laughed at his friend's commands, hardly believing that the oaf could even survive as an upper-ranker.
"Ha ha, you've really mastered the techniques there, wot, with all that flippin' worshippin' of ol' Colonel Very-wart, wot! Whoohahaha!" joked Riffly.
"Is that laughin' I hear in the ranks, sah? You've gotten in trouble already today, wot, and if I were you I wouldn't want to get in bally trouble again! Is that clear, sah?" asked the sub-colonel.
"Ha ha, clear my footpaws! Whoohah—"
"What did you just say to me, wot?" demanded the sub-colonel. He surely wasn't joking with this one. His stern eyes stared into those of the guard-in-training's.
"Wow, you really mean business with this one, wot. Oh well, I'll play along. Sah, sorry for laughin'! Won't happen again, sah!"
"That's what I thought you said, young Riffly! Now get to the west-side rim and report to me what you bally see or I'll see that you see the sea!"
"Wow, you're gonna confuse the lot of us, sah! Whoohahaha!"
"I said go!" shouted the sub-colonel, who was growing very impatient. Riffly saluted very unrealistically and turned to the west-side rim, hiding a giggle as his gaze turned to the sea. The ships were indeed the spawns of vermin. Riffly could tell that because of the design…and because Bilgeblood was printed on the side of the biggest ship in large letters.
"Sah, they are vermin ships indeed! Bilgeblood is the name of that big one, wot, but I can't quite read the other ones yet, sah!"
"Good job. I knew you'd turn a new leaf, wot! Now get back to guard duty!"
"Yessah!" said the guard-in-training, who right now was in a mood that was a total opposite of serious. Turning around, he couldn't help but let out a laugh.
"Whoohahaha!"
"What did you say, young Riffly?"
"I'm not younger'n you…I mean, whoo-her-hak-hoo! Mind if I get a tissue, wot? My bally cough is comin' up again!"
"Get back in the ranks, you fake!"
"Yessah!" said the hare. He scurried back to the west-side rim to get a better look at the vermin ships that had suddenly come into such a plain view.
A/N: Don't say I didn't warn you. Well, I've got nothing else to say until next chapter. See you there!