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GIVE IT TO ME!! Whaaaa!!! *runs off crying*
Hello peoples! This is my first POTC story! I think it's the best story I've written so far! (besides LOTR Afterparty) Speaking of such, if you've read any of my other stories, this one will probably confuse the hell out of you. So let me explain a few things. #1 THIS IS NOT A MARY SUE!! Yes, the Cela in the story is me, but don't fall in love with Will or Jack or any other members the story. #2 The Cela in this story is not the same one as in my other stories. Or is she? It gets confusing at the near the end of the story... Anyways here is my spooty story. I know you'll like it!!! Go on, read it!
Treasure?
(It's early morning in England. Mist rolls off the water as a huge, black ship comes silently to port at a small, private dock at a decrepit looking manor. The sun rises, shining on the top of the huge house and on the deck of the ship. A gangplank is let down from the ship and two figures wearing long jackets appear on the deck. One appears younger than the other; the older of the two is taller and seems to be wearing some sort of hat. He speaks briefly with the younger one, then walks down the gangplank, over the dock and across the yard, and knocks on the door of the ancient manor. A child is heard crying inside, but is quickly shushed. Someone in heavy boots runs up to the door, pauses to pick something up, then slowly opens the rotting oak door.)
Woman opening the door: (She is a young woman of about 20, wearing a plain brown dress and huge boots. She is holding several dirty crayons in her hand, reds, blues, and greens, their waxed paper old and peeling.)(To the man at the door.) Hello sir. Please, come in. (The man standing outside steps inside and looks around. The manor is newer on the inside than it is on the out. The floor looks newer it was last time he was here.) Please follow me sir. (She walks down a hallway and the man follows. She leads him to a sitting room.) Please wait here. My mistress will see you shortly. (The woman leaves.)
Man: (Starts to sit down on a couch, but jumps up, having on sat a wooden toy elephant with very sharp tusks. He curses and tosses the thing on the seat next to him. He makes sure there aren't any more surprises waiting for him, and then seats himself.)(Muttering under breath.) Bloody elephant. (Waits for ten minutes, then a beautifully dressed but harassed looking woman of about 30 enters the room. The man looks up and gives a huge smile.)Ahhh Ana Marie! So it was you who called me! (Stands up and draws himself up.) Ya just couldn't resist my charms, could you?
Ana Marie: (In a tired, angry voice.) You stop leering at me Jack Sparrow. I could wring your neck, I could!
Jack: (Playfully.) And why is that? Did you miss me that much, hmmm?
Ana Marie: (Annoyed.) Is that all you think about?!
Jack: (Taking mock offence.) Of course that's not all I think about! There's treasure, and my ship, and my crew. and treasure. Why? Did you hear about some treasure? Do you want me and my boys to help you and yer girls go gets it? We'd be ready to go at a moment's notice.
Ana Marie: (slaps Jack hard across the face.) Ready to go at a moment's notice?! I'd bet you'd would! That's all you ever think about! And treasure! I'LL SHOW YOU TREASURE!!!! SUSAN! BRING HER IN HERE!!
Susan: (Is in another room.) Which one?
Ana Marie: The one that was crying! And get her stuff too!
Jack: (Rubbing face.) What are you on about woman?!
Ana Marie: (In an evil voice.) Oh, I'll show you what I'm on about.
Susan: (Enters room carrying a sleeping girl of about three with dried tears on her face. She gives the child to Ana Marie and goes back in the other room and comes out again carrying two bulging bags, which she sets on the floor before leaving the room.)
Ana Marie: I do believe this belongs to YOU. (Shoves child into Jacks arms.)
Jack: (Looks at the child in his arms with disbelief.) 'Was this?
Ana Marie: (Flies into a rage.) I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THIS IS!!! THIS IS THREE YEARS AGO!! THIS IS THIS HOUSE! THIS IS THIS ROOM!! THIS IS THAT COUCH!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS??! (Grabs the bags off the floor and puts the straps round Jack's neck.) THIS IS HER STUFF! AND THIS-- (Pushes Jack out the door.) IS YOU LEAVEING WITH YOUR DAUGHTER CELABRAINE! GOODBYE JACK SPARROW!
Jack: (Walks out of the house in disbelief, looking at the little girl sleeping in his arms. He goes up the gangplank in sort of a daze, his head spinning from what just happened. He, Captain Jack Sparrow, had a daughter? Her name was Celabraine? She was his, to raise? This was all a little to much for him. He needed a drink.)(He had reached the top of the gangplank. His partner and first mate Will Turned was waiting for him at the top.)
Will: What happened? Who was it? Is there treasure involved? (Notices that Jack's eyes are sort of out of focus and that he's holding a sleeping little girl in his arms.) 'Was that?
Jack: (hands Will the bags.) Will?
Will: Err. Yes?
Jack: Do you remember this place?
Will: Yes, I kinda do.
Jack: Well, Will, my boy, ya should. We were here round, say, three years ago. Do you remember that other pirate ship, the one with all those lady pirates?
Will: Oh, yes I remember them. Why?
Jack: Well I got a little bit friendly with their captain, Miss Ana Marie.
Will: Ok.
Jack: And you see Will, it seems that my friendliness has come back to bite me in the arse. Will, meet Celabr. Celabra. Ce. ah, screw it. Will, meet Cela, my daughter.
Will: (Looks at Cela and his eyes get all big.) You're joking?. Right? (Jack shakes head.) Are you gonna keep her?
Jack: (Dejectedly.) 'Spose I'll hafta. (Brightly.) And you know what the best part is?
Will: I don't think I want to know.
Jack: See Will, YOU are gonna be her uncle!
Will: But I'm not your brother!
Jack: Thas ok. (Drops stupid fake cheerful voice.) I need a drink.
Will: So do I. What you gonna do with her?
Jack: Um. (Quickly.) She can come too.
Will: (Shrugs.)
(They leave the top deck. Jack yells for the crew to push off and resume course. Jack and Will head below deck and go to the Captain's table, pull out a bottle of wine and start drinking.)
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Well, did you like the first chapter? It gets better as it goes along. I swear I'll post the next chapter REAL soon. I know you've got questions, so please, READ AND REVIEW!!
Hello peoples! This is my first POTC story! I think it's the best story I've written so far! (besides LOTR Afterparty) Speaking of such, if you've read any of my other stories, this one will probably confuse the hell out of you. So let me explain a few things. #1 THIS IS NOT A MARY SUE!! Yes, the Cela in the story is me, but don't fall in love with Will or Jack or any other members the story. #2 The Cela in this story is not the same one as in my other stories. Or is she? It gets confusing at the near the end of the story... Anyways here is my spooty story. I know you'll like it!!! Go on, read it!
Treasure?
(It's early morning in England. Mist rolls off the water as a huge, black ship comes silently to port at a small, private dock at a decrepit looking manor. The sun rises, shining on the top of the huge house and on the deck of the ship. A gangplank is let down from the ship and two figures wearing long jackets appear on the deck. One appears younger than the other; the older of the two is taller and seems to be wearing some sort of hat. He speaks briefly with the younger one, then walks down the gangplank, over the dock and across the yard, and knocks on the door of the ancient manor. A child is heard crying inside, but is quickly shushed. Someone in heavy boots runs up to the door, pauses to pick something up, then slowly opens the rotting oak door.)
Woman opening the door: (She is a young woman of about 20, wearing a plain brown dress and huge boots. She is holding several dirty crayons in her hand, reds, blues, and greens, their waxed paper old and peeling.)(To the man at the door.) Hello sir. Please, come in. (The man standing outside steps inside and looks around. The manor is newer on the inside than it is on the out. The floor looks newer it was last time he was here.) Please follow me sir. (She walks down a hallway and the man follows. She leads him to a sitting room.) Please wait here. My mistress will see you shortly. (The woman leaves.)
Man: (Starts to sit down on a couch, but jumps up, having on sat a wooden toy elephant with very sharp tusks. He curses and tosses the thing on the seat next to him. He makes sure there aren't any more surprises waiting for him, and then seats himself.)(Muttering under breath.) Bloody elephant. (Waits for ten minutes, then a beautifully dressed but harassed looking woman of about 30 enters the room. The man looks up and gives a huge smile.)Ahhh Ana Marie! So it was you who called me! (Stands up and draws himself up.) Ya just couldn't resist my charms, could you?
Ana Marie: (In a tired, angry voice.) You stop leering at me Jack Sparrow. I could wring your neck, I could!
Jack: (Playfully.) And why is that? Did you miss me that much, hmmm?
Ana Marie: (Annoyed.) Is that all you think about?!
Jack: (Taking mock offence.) Of course that's not all I think about! There's treasure, and my ship, and my crew. and treasure. Why? Did you hear about some treasure? Do you want me and my boys to help you and yer girls go gets it? We'd be ready to go at a moment's notice.
Ana Marie: (slaps Jack hard across the face.) Ready to go at a moment's notice?! I'd bet you'd would! That's all you ever think about! And treasure! I'LL SHOW YOU TREASURE!!!! SUSAN! BRING HER IN HERE!!
Susan: (Is in another room.) Which one?
Ana Marie: The one that was crying! And get her stuff too!
Jack: (Rubbing face.) What are you on about woman?!
Ana Marie: (In an evil voice.) Oh, I'll show you what I'm on about.
Susan: (Enters room carrying a sleeping girl of about three with dried tears on her face. She gives the child to Ana Marie and goes back in the other room and comes out again carrying two bulging bags, which she sets on the floor before leaving the room.)
Ana Marie: I do believe this belongs to YOU. (Shoves child into Jacks arms.)
Jack: (Looks at the child in his arms with disbelief.) 'Was this?
Ana Marie: (Flies into a rage.) I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THIS IS!!! THIS IS THREE YEARS AGO!! THIS IS THIS HOUSE! THIS IS THIS ROOM!! THIS IS THAT COUCH!! AND YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS??! (Grabs the bags off the floor and puts the straps round Jack's neck.) THIS IS HER STUFF! AND THIS-- (Pushes Jack out the door.) IS YOU LEAVEING WITH YOUR DAUGHTER CELABRAINE! GOODBYE JACK SPARROW!
Jack: (Walks out of the house in disbelief, looking at the little girl sleeping in his arms. He goes up the gangplank in sort of a daze, his head spinning from what just happened. He, Captain Jack Sparrow, had a daughter? Her name was Celabraine? She was his, to raise? This was all a little to much for him. He needed a drink.)(He had reached the top of the gangplank. His partner and first mate Will Turned was waiting for him at the top.)
Will: What happened? Who was it? Is there treasure involved? (Notices that Jack's eyes are sort of out of focus and that he's holding a sleeping little girl in his arms.) 'Was that?
Jack: (hands Will the bags.) Will?
Will: Err. Yes?
Jack: Do you remember this place?
Will: Yes, I kinda do.
Jack: Well, Will, my boy, ya should. We were here round, say, three years ago. Do you remember that other pirate ship, the one with all those lady pirates?
Will: Oh, yes I remember them. Why?
Jack: Well I got a little bit friendly with their captain, Miss Ana Marie.
Will: Ok.
Jack: And you see Will, it seems that my friendliness has come back to bite me in the arse. Will, meet Celabr. Celabra. Ce. ah, screw it. Will, meet Cela, my daughter.
Will: (Looks at Cela and his eyes get all big.) You're joking?. Right? (Jack shakes head.) Are you gonna keep her?
Jack: (Dejectedly.) 'Spose I'll hafta. (Brightly.) And you know what the best part is?
Will: I don't think I want to know.
Jack: See Will, YOU are gonna be her uncle!
Will: But I'm not your brother!
Jack: Thas ok. (Drops stupid fake cheerful voice.) I need a drink.
Will: So do I. What you gonna do with her?
Jack: Um. (Quickly.) She can come too.
Will: (Shrugs.)
(They leave the top deck. Jack yells for the crew to push off and resume course. Jack and Will head below deck and go to the Captain's table, pull out a bottle of wine and start drinking.)
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Well, did you like the first chapter? It gets better as it goes along. I swear I'll post the next chapter REAL soon. I know you've got questions, so please, READ AND REVIEW!!