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Yeah, I'm updating! Thank-yous to everyone who reviewed. Hello Faila and Kaye! And yes, blue men are quite sexy. Mmmmm... *drooling* Anyways, I was sick today so I had a chance to put this up. Hope you like it, ever though it's kind short. HERE IS THE CHAPPY!!! YEAH!!!
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(It's a few days later. The ship has come to port in a city and (with the aid of one of his local female "friends" Jack has picked up some childcare essentials. The crew is on shore leave and Jack is now stuck with Cela, at least until Will gets back and he can leave her with him.)
Cela: (Rubs her tummy.) I'm hungry Daddy!
Jack: (He's decides to take Cela into the city with him and take her somewhere to eat since he didn't feel like breaking into the stores of food he had bought just yet. So he takes her to the only place he knows;) Cela, have you ever been to a bar before?
Cela: (Thinks.) I've seen a bar before. It was metal and my Mommy hit this guy with it.
Jack: No, I'm talking about a different kind of bar. It's a place where they serve drinks. And food. I think.
Cela: Do they have ice cream there?
Jack: Um… yes.
Cela: I wanna go to the bar Daddy!
Jack: Ok, lets go. (They leave the ship and head out into the city. They see several bars, but Jack passes them and goes to his old favorite, "The Stinking Pit." The place, despite its name, is fairly clean, seeing as its covered in only one layer of dirt in grime, in opposed to the four to five that cover other bars in the area. After kicking a drunk in the doorway out of the way and lifting Cela over a puddle of vomit, they take a seat at the bar.)
Cela: Daddy, it smells funny in here… (The bartender comes over.)
Bartender: What will it be? The usual, Jack?
Jack: Yeah, gimme some rum… (Looks at Cela and remembers that he can't et drunk.) But just a little bit.
Bartender: Righto. (Gets Jack his rum.)(Sees Cela, whose head is barley clearing the counter.) And who is this? Getting them kinda young, are ya Jack?
Jack: (Scowls.) Shut up you idiot. She's a, uh, hostage.
Bartender: Riggght. If she's a hostage, then why'd she call you Daddy?
Jack: (Matter of factly.) She's a delusional hostage.
Bartender: Whatever you say mate. So what will this delusional hostage be having?
Jack: Do you serve food here?
Bartender: Yep. There's the beer battered shrimp, and the pork chops (soaked in beer), our three-beer soup, there's-
Jack: Does everything have beer in it?
Bartender: (Thinks.) Yep.
Jack: Well which has the least beer?
Bartender: That'll be the chicken and vegetables.
Jack: Well let's have one of those. And maybe a cushion or two.
Bartender: (Smiles.) Coming right up. (Goes to the back.)
Jack: (Yelling at the Bartender's retreating back.) Small portions! (Jack finishes his rum and waits for Cela's food. She been quite up until now and he wonders why. He looks at her and sees that she's been picking the gum from under the counter and throwing it at a drunk laying on the floor.) Cela stop that. If you can't hit him in the eye it's not worth hitting him at all. (Cela nods and stops picking at the gum. The bartend comes back with Cela's food and two fluffy cushions, which Jack uses to raise Cela up to the food.)
Cela: (Is humming to herself as she picks the veggies out of her food and only eats the chicken.)
Jack: (To Cela.) What's wrong with them?
Cela: Their vegetables. I don't like 'em!
Jack: But you're gonna be hungry!
Cela: (In a sing song voice.) No I won't…
Jack: All right, but you won't get any ice cream!
Cela: (Her eyes get all big.) Really?
Jack: (Smiles.) Really.
Cela: (Lets out a little "Eep!" and starts eating her vegetables real fast.)
Jack: (Laughs to him self.) Heh heh…
Bartend: (Refills Jack's cup and looks at Cela chowing down.) I know she ain't no delusional hostage.
Jack: Oh really?
Bartend: One of your boys was in here earlier. Said you had a kid. How long you had her?
Jack: Just a bit.
Bartend: Oh. (Quietly.) You know we ain't' got no ice cream here.
Jack: (Hold up a shiny gold piece.) I bet you got some for this.
Bartend: We still ain't got none, but for that I can sure as hell go get some.
Jack: (Gives the Bartend the gold.) You do that. (To Cela.) What kind of ice cream do you want?
Cela: Chocolate!
Bartend: Yes 'Mam! (Goes to buy ice cream.)
Cela: (Finishes her food and begins to wobble. By the time the Bartend comes back, she's fallen asleep.)
Jack: (Lays a silver piece down to pay for the food and drinks. He takes the little bucket of ice cream from the Bartend and puts it in his pocket.) We'll take it to go. (He throws on a large cloak, (so he can't be "seen") picks up Cela, and heads back to the ship.)
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So how was that? Poor little Cela, she's gonna get a hangover at three... Oh well, it's not the worst thing that is gonna happen to her. Nope. Not saying any more! You can't make me! Whaaa!!!
You've read, now you review.
Yeah, I'm updating! Thank-yous to everyone who reviewed. Hello Faila and Kaye! And yes, blue men are quite sexy. Mmmmm... *drooling* Anyways, I was sick today so I had a chance to put this up. Hope you like it, ever though it's kind short. HERE IS THE CHAPPY!!! YEAH!!!
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(It's a few days later. The ship has come to port in a city and (with the aid of one of his local female "friends" Jack has picked up some childcare essentials. The crew is on shore leave and Jack is now stuck with Cela, at least until Will gets back and he can leave her with him.)
Cela: (Rubs her tummy.) I'm hungry Daddy!
Jack: (He's decides to take Cela into the city with him and take her somewhere to eat since he didn't feel like breaking into the stores of food he had bought just yet. So he takes her to the only place he knows;) Cela, have you ever been to a bar before?
Cela: (Thinks.) I've seen a bar before. It was metal and my Mommy hit this guy with it.
Jack: No, I'm talking about a different kind of bar. It's a place where they serve drinks. And food. I think.
Cela: Do they have ice cream there?
Jack: Um… yes.
Cela: I wanna go to the bar Daddy!
Jack: Ok, lets go. (They leave the ship and head out into the city. They see several bars, but Jack passes them and goes to his old favorite, "The Stinking Pit." The place, despite its name, is fairly clean, seeing as its covered in only one layer of dirt in grime, in opposed to the four to five that cover other bars in the area. After kicking a drunk in the doorway out of the way and lifting Cela over a puddle of vomit, they take a seat at the bar.)
Cela: Daddy, it smells funny in here… (The bartender comes over.)
Bartender: What will it be? The usual, Jack?
Jack: Yeah, gimme some rum… (Looks at Cela and remembers that he can't et drunk.) But just a little bit.
Bartender: Righto. (Gets Jack his rum.)(Sees Cela, whose head is barley clearing the counter.) And who is this? Getting them kinda young, are ya Jack?
Jack: (Scowls.) Shut up you idiot. She's a, uh, hostage.
Bartender: Riggght. If she's a hostage, then why'd she call you Daddy?
Jack: (Matter of factly.) She's a delusional hostage.
Bartender: Whatever you say mate. So what will this delusional hostage be having?
Jack: Do you serve food here?
Bartender: Yep. There's the beer battered shrimp, and the pork chops (soaked in beer), our three-beer soup, there's-
Jack: Does everything have beer in it?
Bartender: (Thinks.) Yep.
Jack: Well which has the least beer?
Bartender: That'll be the chicken and vegetables.
Jack: Well let's have one of those. And maybe a cushion or two.
Bartender: (Smiles.) Coming right up. (Goes to the back.)
Jack: (Yelling at the Bartender's retreating back.) Small portions! (Jack finishes his rum and waits for Cela's food. She been quite up until now and he wonders why. He looks at her and sees that she's been picking the gum from under the counter and throwing it at a drunk laying on the floor.) Cela stop that. If you can't hit him in the eye it's not worth hitting him at all. (Cela nods and stops picking at the gum. The bartend comes back with Cela's food and two fluffy cushions, which Jack uses to raise Cela up to the food.)
Cela: (Is humming to herself as she picks the veggies out of her food and only eats the chicken.)
Jack: (To Cela.) What's wrong with them?
Cela: Their vegetables. I don't like 'em!
Jack: But you're gonna be hungry!
Cela: (In a sing song voice.) No I won't…
Jack: All right, but you won't get any ice cream!
Cela: (Her eyes get all big.) Really?
Jack: (Smiles.) Really.
Cela: (Lets out a little "Eep!" and starts eating her vegetables real fast.)
Jack: (Laughs to him self.) Heh heh…
Bartend: (Refills Jack's cup and looks at Cela chowing down.) I know she ain't no delusional hostage.
Jack: Oh really?
Bartend: One of your boys was in here earlier. Said you had a kid. How long you had her?
Jack: Just a bit.
Bartend: Oh. (Quietly.) You know we ain't' got no ice cream here.
Jack: (Hold up a shiny gold piece.) I bet you got some for this.
Bartend: We still ain't got none, but for that I can sure as hell go get some.
Jack: (Gives the Bartend the gold.) You do that. (To Cela.) What kind of ice cream do you want?
Cela: Chocolate!
Bartend: Yes 'Mam! (Goes to buy ice cream.)
Cela: (Finishes her food and begins to wobble. By the time the Bartend comes back, she's fallen asleep.)
Jack: (Lays a silver piece down to pay for the food and drinks. He takes the little bucket of ice cream from the Bartend and puts it in his pocket.) We'll take it to go. (He throws on a large cloak, (so he can't be "seen") picks up Cela, and heads back to the ship.)
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So how was that? Poor little Cela, she's gonna get a hangover at three... Oh well, it's not the worst thing that is gonna happen to her. Nope. Not saying any more! You can't make me! Whaaa!!!
You've read, now you review.