Ten Things That Never Happened To A God-King
Drabble #9: Guest Of The Night
Disclaimer: … or The Muppet Show,…
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"Our guest this evening is," Kermit started to announce before being interrupted by the sounds of a fight. Illyria was decimating a vamped out Vincent von Ghoul. She staked him, and turned to leave.
"Now, wait a minute," Miss Piggy shouted. "Who do you think you are? Killing Kermit's carefully picked out guest."
"He was a vampire."
Kermit intercepted Miss Piggy's response, "Yes, well. Now we know, and thank you. Do you think you could fill in?"
"What do you speak of," she asked with mild curiosity.
As Kermit called for costumes Missy Piggy humphed, and Statler and Waldorf grumbled.
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Next week who would someone of Illyria's status typically associate with?
Thanks matt. The Hobbit idea might just prove useful.