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Oh wow, I cant Thankyou guys enough for all those reviews! Im really touched! Well, id better not get all sentimental because youll want to read on! To karens entry!
KAREN
Okay honey, let me just say one thing. That shirt you wore today, no. Really, you look like you just returned from your cousin's bat-mitzvah! Really Grace, have I not already been through a thousand times that you cannot pull off ruffles?
You poor, badly dressed girl. I pity you, really I do.
I mean, lord, I work for you honey, that's what I do. You could at least meet me half way!
Ahh, even in a diary I'm funny.
And speaking of which, what is this? Newsflash. We are no longer in middle school. For everybody's sake, grow up! I mean, I haven't had a diary in… I don't think I've ever had a diary. Hmm. And the design? Come on honey! My maid could pick out better designs than you! I have to hide it somewhere because it clashes with all my furniture! Really grace, not everybody's home follows the theme of cheap and tacky. It could at least have had some style to it.
This is nice, we're communicating. Through little bits of paper stuck together. Its primitive, but it does have a certain charm..
So. How've you been able to survive all this time without Wilma?
I don't know how you can do it. You two were inseparable! Like Siamese twins joined at your boring personalities!
Ah. I crack me up.
How were you able to throw parties without her? How were you able to dress yourse-l-f..? Oh. Oops, silly me. How insensitive. I should apologise…
Anyway, there's something I have been meaning to ask you. Why are you always hanging around me during the day, doodling on those oversized bits of card, talking to people you don't know, and constantly shouting at me to do work? When I was in earshot I thought it best not to say anything, (you people tend to get violent) but I should really give you pharmacist's number. I know he'll be glad to hear from you, yes he will.
To be honest, I'm surprised I haven't passed out from boredom yet, or the fact that my body is so full of alcohol that I almost need a license!
Speaking of alcohol…
(just returning from 4 bottles of gin, hmm, ive never had that little for dinner before..) Lalala, somehow now I'm in the mood for- hey, I wonder if this pen has alcohol in…?
I am bored now. I'd better see you in your usual little ugly tomorrow.
I'm off now, need to "pay" for the ski lodge Stan will buy me tomorrow…
That was a really short chapter, but Karen wouldn't stick around to write so much, she'd just get bored! Im surprised she wrote that much…
Anyway, hope you like!
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