A/N: No one's reading, yet I feel the need to write Author's Notes anyway. Again, Stefan's idea, not mine. I'm sorry about the summary, I don't know what floats around in his mind or ideas for future chapters, so it's hard to do. In case anyone's wondering, I don't feel the need for a disclaimer, considering this is a fanfiction site. If anyone's reading, PLEASE review, I'm a pyromaniac, so I don't mind flames. Just need something to prove that posting this isn't in vain. I leave you upon realizing that the Author Note isabout as long as half of the chapter.
BackPack the Destroyer
Chapter 2: The End of the Rainbow
The next day, Dora decided to skip school so that she could go on another pointless, mindless adventure with the usual five songs. Her goal that day was to find a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow.
She removed the map from her backpack, only to find that BackPack had duct taped it shut in hopes that she would rip the map in an attempt to open it. His plan worked, until her imaginary audience warned her against it at the last minute.
Instead, she asked BackPack for a 'tape remover knife'. Unaware that this did not exist, he gave her the knife impaitently, not in the mood to have her guess which object was the tape remover knife.
Disappointed that his plan to kill the map did not work, BackPack began to sing, "Backpack Backpack, Backpack Backpack, I will someday kill you all and eat your tasty Earth, before you realize I am evil it will be too late, Backpack Backpack, Backpack Backpack, YEAH!"
Dora quickly removed the map from its duct tape prison and focused again on her journey.
Before she could find out where she would be going today, the imaginary audience began to jeer. She lost her temper and killed most of them, the rest fleeing in fear of the easily upset girl. The jeering later led to Dora, upon returning home, to ask her mother what 'get bent' meant. The explaination scarred her for life, but that is a story best saved for another time.
After she cleaned the blood from her hands and the piano wire used as a murder weapon, she opened the map and waited for instructions. The map told her to go through "The Forest" and over "The Hill" to get to the end of the rainbow.
Using tools provided by BackPack, she cut down the forest and rigged the hill with explosives, blowing it up along with its eight inhabitants.
Finally, she reached the "end" of the rainbow. There, she found a six and a half foot tall man, who BackPack pointed out as the Leprechaun. He provided Dora with a Hobo Switchblade. "Die, Mr. Leprechaun!" Dora exclaimed as she killed him, in the process cutting off his desperate denial of being a leprechaun. She found no gold, so pulled out the map at random. BackPack immediately burned it, thus Dora returned home that night sad and empty handed.
Her mother managed to fix the map in order to console her delusional child, making Dora a bit happier.
BackPack then whispered, "(Bleep) you all, MAP SHALL DIE PERMANANTLY NEXT TIME, along with Dora!"