Disclaimer: first of all I do not own any of the characters and I have not made any, second, this is just something I threw here from one of my dreams
It was the first day back to Hogwarts and the castle had a lot of renovations, including the dormitories, they thought that the students should have a little more privacy so each student had their own room. Because of the change, there were mini common rooms for the boys and girls dormitories, well when the gryffindorstudents got to their dormitories, they put their stuff away and relaxed.
Well when Harry Potter gets to his room, he notices that there is a door in the back of the room, he thought it was a closet and forgot about it, but later on that night, he feels a strong urge to open the door, he opens the door to find out that it's not a closet but a door to one of the girls rooms, well, the girls room was hermione's room, when she saw Harry at the door, she got startled, but she did not tell about the door. They decided to use the door to sneak over and have secret sex, they had a deal that each and every night they would switch rooms and have sex in each other's room and Hermione would magically desperm herself.
Well the plan went on and it was the day for Harry to go to Hermione's room, well, they were talking before doing it that night and harry really had to go use the restroom, well he tries to go back to his room to the the boy's common room to the restroom but the door wont open so he went to the girl's common room restroom, well, the door to the restroom doesn't have a lock, at the same time, ginny has to go use the restroom, she goes to the door half asleep and goes to open it, as soon as she sees harry potter in the restroom she yells and gets Harry caught, but for some reason they did'nt put two and two together and harry was free.
The next night Hermione comes into harry's room to do it and she has to use the restroom, she goes to the door and the door was stuck again so she had to use the boy's, well Ron goes to the restroom only to find Hermione in there, well Hermione did'nt even notice and Ron left to get a camera, when Ron got back, he opened the door quickly and started taking pictures.
On the third night Harry goes back to Hermione's room, well their having sex and did'nt check the door between Hermione's room and the girls common room which was cracked open enough to look inside, well Ginny and Pansy were up late talking about Pansy's sorting hat transfer. When they were talking, they noticed there was a candle still lit and heard some moaning, they went to the door to see what it was and they saw Hermione and Harry humping each other, the two girls walked in and startled Hermione and Harry, Hermione was so scared that she forgot to desperm herself that night, Ginny and Pansy told Professor Umbridge for some odd reason, luckily they were not expelled but they had to move bedrooms and had detention with Professor Umbridge and had to write with a blood sucker pen.
six months later, harry got an an owl to go to st. mungos hospital, when Harry got to the hospital, harry found out that he had a daughter.
THE END