YAY! MORE PEOPLE WHO HATE TERRA!! I FEEL SO HAPPY!
(p.s. go visit loser with a llama. She's my friend.)
Huggiessuckgopampers: YAY!! BE MEAN TO TERRA!! SHES A MOTHERCLUCKING BEOTCH!!!
Beast Boy Fan: that would work, but digging her heart out with a rusty hair pin or gutting her would be more appropriate, as well as more violent and also more slow and painful. Then again, shooting her in the head would be satisfying. But enough of my rather violent means of killing terra. (Can you see I hate her? Mother clucking beotch…)
Hidden smile: yup. Definitely more terra bashing in this one.
"Uh…." Raven gaped at the baby blue frilly arch way in front of her.
"This cant is good." Knowledge commented, coming up behind her.
"Yyyya. Well. We're outta here. By Rae!" brave clapped her hands and the congregation of emotions swooped down from there various perches on trees of the statues and back through there arch ways into there realms.
"Well, im sorry to leave you, but…" knowledge bowed slightly to raven and disappeared in a puff smoke.
"Mighty helpful bunch, ne?" she muttered darkly, venturing towards the scarily fluffy arch way. This is even worse than happy.
Stepping through the arch way, she emerged into a land paved with dark blue tiles and adorned with heart and flowers.
"ooooookay. This is strange" she looked at the pink sign hanging from a tree in front of her. As she looked at it, it started to recite its message in a sickeningly sweet voice.
"Welcome, one and all to loves domain. May you have a happy travel in this land of peace and joy!"
Raven felt like hurling. Love, eh? Well, we'll see about that. She cracked her knuckles menacingly.
-Behind raven-
Raven in a light blue cloak quietly slipped past raven and out her portal, slipping past the stone statues that obligingly let her through.
"Hey! Happy! Let me take a turn!"
-Outside of raven's body, in the kitchen-
The others watched in confusion as raven supposedly had an argument with herself.
-Inside-
"Ack!! I see her!"
raven ran out of loves domain and headed towards the portal to her regular self. She could see love standing up ahead, ever once and a while disappearing as love reappeared. She flew over the stone statues. (Something that hadn't occurred to her before) and began attempting to strangle both love and happy at the same time as get control over her body. (Not an easy thing to do)
-Again, outside ravens body-
"Hey! Give me a chance!" (Love)
"No! You'll let raven back!" (Happy)
"No I won't! She's back in my domain." (Love)
The others watched as raven argued back and forth. There was a slight discrepancy in her voice, signifying that this was an argument between two emotions. The higher pitched gigglly voice, they guessed love, was replaced by another one. When she returned, she did not have good news.
"Love, you idiot!! She's right here! She tried to strangle me!!"
"Sooooooo not my fault!"
"Oh ya?"
"Wanna fight me?"
This was gonna be interesting.
"Uh, Rae?" cyborg started.
With a new distraction, both emotions lost concentration and returned to ravens mind. For a second, ravens body hung there, a blank look in her glassy eyes, before ravens normal, cold voice filled the air again.
"Whew. It's good to be back." She opened her eyes and looked at the dumbfounded titans. "Now, if you'll excuse me..." she attempted to straighten her leotard, but paused when she felt the unfamiliar silky feeling of the red dress.
Slowly, she looked down at herself, horror evident in her eyes. When she saw the dress, she screamed. Not some girly scream, but a shriek like a banshee that was heard throughout all of jump city. The microwave exploded and starfire ended up with an afro, as raven ran, still screaming likes a banshee, out of the room. They winced as they heard items around the house explode.
"well." Stated terra. At least we have black mail." She pointed to the video camera above them.
"DIE BITCH!!"raven screamed, as a door fell out of a black portal above terra and knocked her out cold. Just for added affect, raven blew up the video camera as well.
Robin was the first to speak. "Oooookay… that was, strange to say the least"
"Ya, but did she have to blow up the camera?" cyborg whined.
Beast boy snorted and walked out of the room.
"Friends, what is it that raven has done to my air?" star asked, prodding the orange afro that had once been her hair. Robin whined.
"Ya. We're gonna have to do something about that. It's called an afro, starfire."
"Fabulous!" star clapped her hands in ignorant delight. Dear god. Though cyborg. She has a lot to learn.
ok. sory. not so much terra bashing. i think ill add another chapter of constant terra bashing just to makeup for it. ehehehehe:)evil lugh
