WARNING: This story is a satire and should not be taken seriously.
By: The Federal Satire Investigators a.k.a. FSI
Frodo's Boring Day
One day, Frodo went to a party. He got very drunk and started dancing around. Then, he clapped his hands and drank some more. Then, his uncle disappeared and he ran back to his house. Then some old creep told him he owned some stupid old ring and hat it would make your nose bleed. How stupid is THAT?? SO then he decided to go take it somewhere to save his country... world... thing... Oh yeah and some stupid fat hunk of lard hobbit type thingy followed him and said all this junk about how Frodo was cool and other weird things. And then they just randomly literally ran into these other two hobbits things and they went off on some walk to a town that had fat lazy men in it and they pranced around and got drunk.
THE END...
for now