Chip-Swap
Chapter 3: Through With Love
Chip, finally not thinking about the Christina girl who I mentioned in Chapter 2, was happy that he was finally through with love. He thought about even throwing a party, but later changed his mind. He still wanted to know why he was so cheesy and he wanted to know what everyone had against cheese. By the way, this full cheese topic is making me hungry…..I gotta go get some food. How about mac and cheese? Nah, I already ate the leftovers at dinner. Um……mashed potatoes? Eww….the leftovers from Thanksgiving are nasty and won't warm up! I am so hungry and it's all Chip's fault. Wait a minute…..no wonder everyone hated Chip's cheesiness. It make them hungry! Yeah, that was it. Hungriness. And wait a minute again, maybe I am not hungry, maybe I'm thirsty. Nah……I just took a shower. Then what is Chip's problem? I mean my problem? This is so confusing me and I'm getting a headache. Can we discuss my problems now? Thanks! First of all, last year everyone thought I was obsessed with a teacher who was a bitch. Her name was Mrs. Gibson and she ruined my life. She took me off safety patrols because I accidentally threw lipgloss at a window. How lame….. Now this year, I am getting all F's in band. I hate Mr. Maxwell my idiot band director dude. He is an idiot. Now on to Chip's problems…. Chip was born half-monkey….Nah….he wasn't. Stay tuned for the next chapter for more of his actual problems!
Please R&R. Stay tuned for the next chapter!