Hi! i had to listen to barbie freakin 12 times to write this story!! Hope u like it!
The only reason Kitty is listening it is because no one else besides Jean would actually try to listen it to it!
I Don't own the X-men or the song by Aqua or..... BARBIES! Ah!! thank-god not them!'gets all twitching thinking about Barbie dolls'
Chapter:Boom!Poof! Smoke!Sparkle sparkle!
One god damn boring day at the institute. I mean completely bored, that if something threw a pen at the ceiling repeatedly it would be amusing, bored! So the X-men decided to invite over the Brother Hood. It was Xaviers idea. He thought it would be a nice gesture because the Brother Hood was probably more bored than they were.(Yeah that was true, they amusing thing wasn't a pen it was Playing Catch the hobo!) It was either the Brother Hood or extra Danger room sessions. They chose Brother Hood.("But I wanted Danger Room!" "Shut it Scott!" yelled everyone and then threw pens at him. "Ow!" yelled Scott.
Hi Barbie
Hi Ken!
Do you wanna go for a ride?
Sure Ken!
Jump In...
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
L ife in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination,life is your creation
Come on Barb- "Shut that gawd awful music off,Kitty!" Yelled Rogue
"Like, why? Kitty asked. "Because it is so annoying!" Everyone yelled
"Hey I like it too"
"Thanks Jean" Kitty said and turned it louder.
"I thought like we could enjoy some music!" Kitty yelled over the music.
"Well, we don't want like, this crap!" Yelled Pietro making fun of Kitty.
"Hey its not lik- crap!" Kitty said trying not to speak valley girl.
Pietro smirked, he knew knew he got to Kitty.
"Well then fine!" and with that Pietro grabbed Kitty and threw her into pool. (An:its summer there!)
Everyone saw Kitty make a big splash into the pool with only shorts and a white t-shirt on. Pietro was smirking.
Kitty was fuming. Then when she hit the bottom of the pool she had an idea.
"Awe, the poor whittle Kitten got wet." Pietro smirked but when he saw Kitty came back to the surface she was yelling for help.
"HELP HELP OH MY GOD I CAN'T SWIM!" Kitty tried to sound as helpless as possible.
"Oh come on Pryde its only 6 feet. Like I am going to believe that!" Pietro didn't really no if she was kidding. He looked around and everyone was freaking out over Kitty. He looked back at Kitty and she wasn't moving! She was floating!"Oh my god" Pietro said to him self. Then took of his shirt (an: hell yeah!) and jumped in after Kitty.
When he surfaced she wasn't there! He looked around and heard "Oh like Pietro I didn't know cared" Kitty said dramatically. Pietro looked and saw Kitty sitting on the pool ledge smirking. Then looked at wet white shirt clinging to her body. And got a smirk of his own.
" Well, gee Kitty I didn't know you Kitty cared about those either." and point to her chest.
"PIETRO YOUR SUCH A PERVERT!!!" Kitty yelled and was blushing. She ran to the stereo and turned it to it's loudest. And jumped in the pool right on top of Pietro.
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky panky...
(uu-oooh-u)
" Kitty, Ah am so guna kill ya!" Yelled Rogue and jumped in after Kitty fully clothed.
""""""""Hanks lab at the same time Kitty turned on the stereo at it's highest""''''''''
I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blond bimbo girl, in a fantasy world
Dress me up, make it tight, I'm your dolly
You're my doll, rock'n'roll, feel the glamour in pink,
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky pinky.
(uu-oooh-u)
"Ah what the?" Yelled Hank and looked up from his work and didn't notice that he had mixed two unknown, non-toxic, substances into his work together! Hank looked back down to his work and said "There it's done!""Hey it looks like lemonade, all well." Hank went to put it the refrigerator.
""""""""""""""""""""Back to the bored well, not so bored teens""""""""""""""""""""""""""
"Bobby!" yelled everyone
"What?!" Bobby said trying to pretend he really didn't do anything.
"Now get us some more lemonade!" Rogue demanded.
"Why?" Bobby really didn't wan to.
"Cuz you spilled it!" Rogue was getting pissed. Bobby went to go get it since he didn't want to fight with a pissed off Rogue and since he did spill it and was all over his shirt. Being Bobby he grabbed what was just randomly in the refrigerator. That of course being whatever the thing that Hank made. Then went to go change his shirt.
""""""""""""""""""""' Teens"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
"Ello, mates,Sheila's," non other than Pyro!
"Bonjuer" and don't forget his hot ass... Remy!
"Hi" oh and the other one no I am kidding... the hot Russian Piotr!
"Well look at who has decides to grace us with there presents" Rogue almost smiled as she got out of her chair,her t-shirt still wet still clinging to her body, and headed toward Remy.
"No more like came to crash" Scott said ready do kick some ass since he never got his danger room session!
"Ey mate we just came for some fun!" Pyro said pissed for being accused!
"Hey guys lemonade!"Bobby said excitedly who came out of no where.
"Well, Remy sure is thirsty!" Remy said trying to stay. Surprisingly everyone took a drink.
"VOA I don't veel so good" Kurt said almost
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
POOF!
SMOKE!
SPARKLE SPARKLE!
"HOLY GOD!"
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It's like a soap opera!
r&ror feal my wrath! atleast ya get a choice!