Ah Barbies! JAMIE DID NOT TURN INTO A BARBIE DOLL BECAUSE EVERYONE THOUGH HE WAS TOO YOUNG FOR THE POOL PARTY! Don't WORRY HE WILL GET HIS REVENGE!
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Chapter 2: Pimp Ken!? Cool!
Recently on Barbie girl! Holy God!
"VHOA I don't veel so good" Kurt said almost barfing.
BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!
POOF!
SMOKE!
SPARKLE SPARKLE!
Holy god!
Rogue was the first to wake. When she opened her eyes she felt cold and it was dark. 'Hey but isn't the middle of the day?' she thought. She went to get up and found her self only, 12 inches!
"WHAT THE FUCK!? GUYS WAKE UP, OR I'M GUNA TOUCH YA !" Rogue screamed.
Everyone shot up like a bullet and Remy said "Oui, OK Cherie, but Remy like to be touched by ya." Rogue yelled "Shove it, Swamprat" but she noticed Remy was hurt when she yelled at him so she mouthed to herself but Remy noticed it. Remy smirked has he got up. "Like what's the deal?" Kitty asked Rogue. "Look we're fucked up"Then everyone relized why they were fucked up. Once again a "What the fuck!" was heard from everyone!
"See ah told yah." Rogue crossed her arms
"I tthink we turned into bbbarbie dolls!" Jean yelled and then fainted. She was barbie! It was her in Barbie's body with some red streaks in her hair and a pink mini skirt and a purple tank top. Scott caught her and he wasn't any better. He was Ken! Yes, the pretty boy, he wore tan cargo pants and a red collar shirt to match his vizor. Rogue was actually something that suited her, she was Goth Barbie. (An: There is a real Goth barbie) She had long auburn hair with her white bangs and a long sleeved, short dress with combat boots. Remy was too busy checking Rogue to notice who he was. He was the rejected "Pimp Ken"(It was too R rated for 4 year olds). He had black jeans on with a pocket full of condoms and a black guy tank top with pimp written all over it (literally) and a pink trench coat! Rogue was to busy to punch Remy's lights out because see was busy looking at Kitty's outfit. Kitty was "American Beauty Queen Barbie." She wore a pink gown the changed into a bathing suit and that changed into a ballerina outfit! She was beautiful and talented too! Mara barbie as "Jungle Queen Princess," she wore a grass skirt with cloth bikini top and her hair up in flowers and leaves. Kurt was "Fifi" Barbie's dog. (An:sorry Kurt) He was purple with pink bows all over him. You would have thought that would have been Rahn but no she had to be Skipper, Barbie's little sister's friend. She had on a super short blue mini skirt with a long sleeve shirt with purple hearts all over it. God did she want to die. But when she saw Jubilee and Bobby she wanted Jubilee to die! Jubilee was "Cali Girl' ( AN:coincidence? I think not!) She had a nice tan with sluty make-up on and a jeans short skirt with a red bikini top and a blue jacket over it. 'Why does she get the slut one' thought Rahn and went over to Jubilee and ripped off her jacket so everyone would think she is a big slut. Bobby saw this and thought 'Hey Jubilee is so hot in a Bikini' but he was not as hot. He was Ken's little brother Ryan! Except he was a little less preppy. He wore black baggy jeans and blue t-shirt and blue spiked hair! 'At least I'm not the brotherhood, Sam and Roberto' Bobby thought. They were the "Slumber Party Set." It was Tommy's sleep over and Toad was Tommy with little blue footie pajamas!! Lance and Fred were Tommy's friends Jeff and Matt who both had footie pajamas on with bunnies on them!(Hooray!not) Kelly also came to the slumber party and Tabitha was her. Tabitha was wear a silk pink nightie with pink slippers and a teddy bear that was GREEN! ALSO her hair was in pig tails. But she immediately pulled them out. "I'm not that bad, oh wait yes I am" she said to her self and that was followed by a "What the fuck?" from the B-hood and Sam and Roberto. Pyro thought he was pretty rad. He was the husband to Middy who got pregnant! Middy was barbie's friend who got knocked up. And guess who the friend was, Wanda! She had a simple outfit, a red dress and boots except she was fat. Well, not fat but a little bigger than usual. Pyro didn't care whatever he was wearing, he was busy touching Wanda tummy wondering if it was real or not. Even though he was wearing a pink shirt and black pants. Wanda kept hitting him when he tried to touch her belly. " Stop it ya ninny!" Wanda yelled at him then hexed him into a wall. "But Sheila we married!" Pyro held up her hand with a diamond ring on her ring finger. Of course she screamed and fainted but luckily Pyro caught her but he slipped. Colossus was "Cross Dresser Ken!" but he still was mad sexy in his dude form. His girl form was whatever a hooker looked like on it's good days. Pietro had to be the sexiest and most pimpin and Remy too. Pietro was the owner was the strip club the Barbie worked at before her later years.(an: Once again it was too rated for 4 year olds and I made it up.) He was really rich and is wearing a white Tux with a pink shirt under it with a pocket full of condoms but his were colored! He looked very possessional.
"Well does anyone know we are?" Pietro said to break the silence of everyone's discoveries. At that second Jean woke up and tried to search the mansion was their where abouts but she blanked out and fell. "I got use my powers for that big of a thing since I am so small." Jean cried. "Well okay check yours power everyone see what your able to do." ordered Scott.
So then Remy charged a card it blew up. Bobby made an evil looking barbie ice structure. Pyro made a fire baby then Wanda quickly hexed him so he wouldn't get out of control. Blob was well, he wasn't fat but he did have his super strength. Toad didn't all of his things. Lance made a little earth quake because he was little. Tabby made put little bombs in Pietros pants that made him run to the other side of the room and back in about 10 seconds, he was smaller so it took him longer. Jubilee threw a couple bombs in the air and they landed on Colossus who quickly covered himself into his metal form so the fireworks just landed on the floor. Rahn turned into her wolf form and went to pounce on Kurt but he teleport away. Sam went into the wall and was okay and Roberto couldn't use his power because there was no sun in the room they were in. The only light was from Jubilee's fireworks, Tabby's bombs, and Amara who was in her lava form. From that light they found out that they were downstairs in the wine cellar that is far away from Xaiver and anyone else. It would be at least a 3 day trip to reach the kitchen, a 4 day trip to reach Xaivers room and a 5 day day trip to cerebo.
" Her ya'll Ah still didn't get tah see if my powers worked!" Rogue yelled.
" Well they probably do work so we shouldn't even try' Scott said.
" Well, I think they don't work" Rogue glared at Scott.
" Let my Cherie try!"
"Fine!" Scott didn't care.
"Cherie pick me!" Remy had a plan.
"Fahn what the hell" Rogue was about to touch Remy's face with her hand but instead he kissed her on the mouth. Rogue in joined it for a second but then broke apart from him. She saw he wasn't unconscious or even dead!
"Ah can... TOUCH! AH CAN TOUCH!" It was a very unlike Rogue thing but started jumped up and down and even kissed Remy again! When Rogue realized she was getting odd looks from everyone she stopped and hid her smile and blushing cheeks.
"See Scott Ah told ya it didn't work!" Rogue stuck her tongue at him.
"Fine okay now lets start our journey, we will see if anyone is at the kitchen."
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Hi i am so0 o0 sorry for not updating in a long time! Here this is make you smile! I quoted my self "fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity!"
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