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Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha and/or company. They are property of Rumiko Takahashi. But I do own this plot, so please don't steal.
Review responses:
sesshomaruwuzhere: I like Linkin Park to ^^ But System of a Down is my fave... Inuyasha's sausage is a good word for it, yes?
KagomeBunny: Thank you! You don't know how good that makes me feel! ^.^
darkangel78: Maybe I will just put Miroku in? Eheheh...
Poof: Yeah I'm trying...but for some reason it never works...Hmm...
Sorry if I didn't respond to some of you. I'm going to make this chapter longer because it was my birthday was a while ago (Sep.30) And for some odd reason I'm going to make it longer because of that...
Beyond The War.
Chapter 5 - Sleepover Troubles, part 2
Written By: FrozenSoulRevenge
Last Time:
When Inuyasha heard no movement, he decided it was time to go in. And that meant he could get his revenge. "Ah . . . Revenge is so sweet." He chuckled.
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Inuyasha got the key from where Miroku said it was and opened the door quietly. From the corner of his eye he could see Kagome sleeping.
Inuyasha: Like an angel...
Inuyasha: 'Not that again! I will not think that... especially since this IS Kagome.'
Kagome: Hmm... Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: 'Is she dreaming about me?'
Kagome: Go fuck a tree you fucknut...
Inuyasha: You wench!
Kagome: SANGO!!! THERES A BURGULAR IN YOUR HOUSE!!!
Sango's eyes popped open and she grabbed the thing nearest her, a lamp, and threw it. Not so luckily for Inuyasha, it was glass.
Inuyasha: YOU FUCKIN' BITCH!
He ran at her with a broom (Which came out of air...) and ran towards Sango. But instead ended up hitting Miroku.
Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango: Miroku?!
Miroku: Well, since this is a girl's sleepover, like Inuyasha said, why wouldn't I come? (A/N: Thanks darkangel78! ^.^)
(And his hand is going lower and lower...)
Sango: Hentai!!!
Kagome: What are you doing in Sango's house?!
Inuyasha: Eheh... I brought you food...
He handed Kagome and Sango, who had just finished killing Miroku, a bag of 'food' and went to the other side of the room. Just a precaution...
Kagome (to Sango): Should we open it?
Sango: I don't know. It IS from Inuyasha...
Kagome: You first...
Sango opened the bag but screamed when she saw what was inside. Kagome quickly tore apart the bag, causing the substance to fly everywhere.
Kagome: EW!!!
Sango: It's barf!!!
Both girls screamed and ran around the room while Inuyasha stared with interest. Out of no where Kagome's fist came flying at the back of Inuyasha's neck, causing him to black out.
Sango: Nice job, Kag!
Kagome: Hai! You deserved that!
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Sango: ::sighs:: I'm wiped.
Kagome: double that.
She sighed also and plopped onto Sango's couch, completely forgetting Inuyasha and Miroku.
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Miroku: ::twitch::
Inuyasha: Hmm....
Miroku: Eheheh...
Miroku climbed into the chair that Sango was sitting in. Well Sango, think it was a pillow, grabbed onto him. In Miroku's world he was in heaven. He slowly moved his hands lower, Sango being the heavy sleeper she is, didn't notice.
Sango: Mmm... Food...
She bit Miroku thinking he was food.
Well, how will Miroku take that?
He bit her also. (A/N: No, they won't have sex in the chair... and, sorry, they are kind of OOC at the moment...)
Sango: Damn Nat.
Miroku almost fainted. But no, he went to sleep instead. The only reason he did, was because if he tried anything else, she might wake up. And that would ruin the moment with his dearest Sango.
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Monday 7:30 A.M. (Inuyasha woke before Kagome got up, Miroku didn't and instead got a bunch of lumps on his head from Sango, then left. Anyway...)
Kagome: I couldn't sleep yesterday. Inuyasha bombarded my house with eggs... Sango, what about Miroku? What happened Friday night?
Sango: FOR THE LAST TIME NOTHING HAPPENED!
Sango stomped off leaving Kagome snickering.
Kagome: YEAH, WELL, WHAT ABOUT THAT BITE MARK?!
Sango came screaming back and Kagome started screaming also.
Sango: YOU WILL PAY FOR SAYING THAT!
Kagome: Ah! Someone HELP ME!!!
Sango chased Kagome around the school about 3 times before Kagome collided with a body and fell over with swirly eyes.
Kagome: That's a wake up call. Ugh.
Kagome looked up and saw Kouga staring at her.
Kouga: Well hello, my woman!
Kagome: I'M NOT YOUR WOMAN!
She stomped towards the school, everyone in her path ran away or jumped away. One unlucky boy was in the middle of the hall and ended up getting stuffed in a locker. Every person stayed at least 10 feet away from her, including Sango, who had lost being angry and instead being terrified.
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Inuyasha: Come on, Miroku! We are going to be late!
Miroku: I'm coming!
Kouga: Hey dog-turd!
Inuyasha: COME ON MIROKU!
Miroku: I SAID I'M COMING!
Running through the halls, he crashed into Kagome.
Kagome: EVERYONE JUST LOVES GETTING IN MY WAY DON'T THEY?!
Inuyasha: Well why don't you watch where you're going?!
Miroku: Hello my dearest Sango!
Sango screamed and slapped Miroku for we all know what...
Kouga: Hello my woman!
Sango stopped in mid-slap and flew her hand back like it got burned.
Sango: Oh he didn't just say that.
Inuyasha: She isn't your woman!
Kouga: Well then who's is she?
Kagome: I AM NOBODY'S WOMAN!!!
Kouga: Of course you are, you're mine.
Kagome: COULD THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE?!
She stomped into class and everyone moved their desks away from the steaming girl.
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The teacher walked into the room and cleared his throat.
Mr. Takechiwa: Everyone, I would like you to welcome back our student, Kikyou.
Kagome let out a huge moan, Inuyasha's eye twitched, Sango almost screamed, and Miroku just sat there staring and Sango.
She walked to sit behind Inuyasha. Her skirt was to high so everyone saw her butt. She had too much makeup. She had a very tight shirt on. She was a slut.
Kagome: Its already bad enough to see your face, it's worse to see your ass!
Kikyou sent Kagome a glare and stuck her nose high in the air.
Kikyou: I know your jealous.
She sat in the chair and smiled and Inuyasha and batted her eyelashes.
Kikyou: Its so great to be back, Inu baby!
Inuyasha: You make me sick, slut.
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Kikyou watched him the whole class. He always looked at that girl. Kagome. He obviously didn't want anyone to notice because he only did it out of the corner of his eye, and when no one else was looking.
The bell rung and Kikyou snapped her pencil in half.
Kikyou: Oh my god! I broke my nail!
Kagome: Want me to break the rest so they will all be even?
Sango: Come on Kag, it's finally lunch! Miroku already went-
Kagome: Miroku? Why did you say MIROKU? Why not Inuyasha AND Miroku?
Sango: -with Inuyasha.
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Kagome: Sango! Did you hear?! Kouga's having a party!
Sango: He is inviting everyone in the school, right?
Kagome: Yep! It's Wens.! Know what that means?!
Sango & Kagome: SHOPPING!!!
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The bell rang and the day ended. Sango and Kagome were going to the mall to buy clothes.
Kagome: How can we get there?
Sango: Our parents can drive us.
Kagome: I don't want my mother to come.
Miroku: I hear you lady's need a ride?
Sango: Not with you.
Miroku: Inuyasha here would love to take you!
Inuyasha: Not with that bitch!
Kagome: Jerk! Just get the car!
Inuyasha: MAKE ME!
Kagome: I'LL PUNCH YOU AGAIN!
Inuyasha: ::Goes off mumbling::
Kagome stood with her hands on her hips and a huge smile across her face while her two friends stood behind her sweat-dropping. (A/N: Yes, I put 'friends' - which includes Miroku)
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Yay! Some San/Mir fluff! I know it still wasn't long. But I thought that you would want a short one in a less amount of time then a long in more. Well anyway. Review!
Ja!
-Frozen
Disclaimer: I do not own Inuyasha and/or company. They are property of Rumiko Takahashi. But I do own this plot, so please don't steal.
Review responses:
sesshomaruwuzhere: I like Linkin Park to ^^ But System of a Down is my fave... Inuyasha's sausage is a good word for it, yes?
KagomeBunny: Thank you! You don't know how good that makes me feel! ^.^
darkangel78: Maybe I will just put Miroku in? Eheheh...
Poof: Yeah I'm trying...but for some reason it never works...Hmm...
Sorry if I didn't respond to some of you. I'm going to make this chapter longer because it was my birthday was a while ago (Sep.30) And for some odd reason I'm going to make it longer because of that...
Beyond The War.
Chapter 5 - Sleepover Troubles, part 2
Written By: FrozenSoulRevenge
Last Time:
When Inuyasha heard no movement, he decided it was time to go in. And that meant he could get his revenge. "Ah . . . Revenge is so sweet." He chuckled.
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Inuyasha got the key from where Miroku said it was and opened the door quietly. From the corner of his eye he could see Kagome sleeping.
Inuyasha: Like an angel...
Inuyasha: 'Not that again! I will not think that... especially since this IS Kagome.'
Kagome: Hmm... Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: 'Is she dreaming about me?'
Kagome: Go fuck a tree you fucknut...
Inuyasha: You wench!
Kagome: SANGO!!! THERES A BURGULAR IN YOUR HOUSE!!!
Sango's eyes popped open and she grabbed the thing nearest her, a lamp, and threw it. Not so luckily for Inuyasha, it was glass.
Inuyasha: YOU FUCKIN' BITCH!
He ran at her with a broom (Which came out of air...) and ran towards Sango. But instead ended up hitting Miroku.
Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango: Miroku?!
Miroku: Well, since this is a girl's sleepover, like Inuyasha said, why wouldn't I come? (A/N: Thanks darkangel78! ^.^)
(And his hand is going lower and lower...)
Sango: Hentai!!!
Kagome: What are you doing in Sango's house?!
Inuyasha: Eheh... I brought you food...
He handed Kagome and Sango, who had just finished killing Miroku, a bag of 'food' and went to the other side of the room. Just a precaution...
Kagome (to Sango): Should we open it?
Sango: I don't know. It IS from Inuyasha...
Kagome: You first...
Sango opened the bag but screamed when she saw what was inside. Kagome quickly tore apart the bag, causing the substance to fly everywhere.
Kagome: EW!!!
Sango: It's barf!!!
Both girls screamed and ran around the room while Inuyasha stared with interest. Out of no where Kagome's fist came flying at the back of Inuyasha's neck, causing him to black out.
Sango: Nice job, Kag!
Kagome: Hai! You deserved that!
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Sango: ::sighs:: I'm wiped.
Kagome: double that.
She sighed also and plopped onto Sango's couch, completely forgetting Inuyasha and Miroku.
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Miroku: ::twitch::
Inuyasha: Hmm....
Miroku: Eheheh...
Miroku climbed into the chair that Sango was sitting in. Well Sango, think it was a pillow, grabbed onto him. In Miroku's world he was in heaven. He slowly moved his hands lower, Sango being the heavy sleeper she is, didn't notice.
Sango: Mmm... Food...
She bit Miroku thinking he was food.
Well, how will Miroku take that?
He bit her also. (A/N: No, they won't have sex in the chair... and, sorry, they are kind of OOC at the moment...)
Sango: Damn Nat.
Miroku almost fainted. But no, he went to sleep instead. The only reason he did, was because if he tried anything else, she might wake up. And that would ruin the moment with his dearest Sango.
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Monday 7:30 A.M. (Inuyasha woke before Kagome got up, Miroku didn't and instead got a bunch of lumps on his head from Sango, then left. Anyway...)
Kagome: I couldn't sleep yesterday. Inuyasha bombarded my house with eggs... Sango, what about Miroku? What happened Friday night?
Sango: FOR THE LAST TIME NOTHING HAPPENED!
Sango stomped off leaving Kagome snickering.
Kagome: YEAH, WELL, WHAT ABOUT THAT BITE MARK?!
Sango came screaming back and Kagome started screaming also.
Sango: YOU WILL PAY FOR SAYING THAT!
Kagome: Ah! Someone HELP ME!!!
Sango chased Kagome around the school about 3 times before Kagome collided with a body and fell over with swirly eyes.
Kagome: That's a wake up call. Ugh.
Kagome looked up and saw Kouga staring at her.
Kouga: Well hello, my woman!
Kagome: I'M NOT YOUR WOMAN!
She stomped towards the school, everyone in her path ran away or jumped away. One unlucky boy was in the middle of the hall and ended up getting stuffed in a locker. Every person stayed at least 10 feet away from her, including Sango, who had lost being angry and instead being terrified.
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Inuyasha: Come on, Miroku! We are going to be late!
Miroku: I'm coming!
Kouga: Hey dog-turd!
Inuyasha: COME ON MIROKU!
Miroku: I SAID I'M COMING!
Running through the halls, he crashed into Kagome.
Kagome: EVERYONE JUST LOVES GETTING IN MY WAY DON'T THEY?!
Inuyasha: Well why don't you watch where you're going?!
Miroku: Hello my dearest Sango!
Sango screamed and slapped Miroku for we all know what...
Kouga: Hello my woman!
Sango stopped in mid-slap and flew her hand back like it got burned.
Sango: Oh he didn't just say that.
Inuyasha: She isn't your woman!
Kouga: Well then who's is she?
Kagome: I AM NOBODY'S WOMAN!!!
Kouga: Of course you are, you're mine.
Kagome: COULD THIS DAY GET ANY WORSE?!
She stomped into class and everyone moved their desks away from the steaming girl.
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The teacher walked into the room and cleared his throat.
Mr. Takechiwa: Everyone, I would like you to welcome back our student, Kikyou.
Kagome let out a huge moan, Inuyasha's eye twitched, Sango almost screamed, and Miroku just sat there staring and Sango.
She walked to sit behind Inuyasha. Her skirt was to high so everyone saw her butt. She had too much makeup. She had a very tight shirt on. She was a slut.
Kagome: Its already bad enough to see your face, it's worse to see your ass!
Kikyou sent Kagome a glare and stuck her nose high in the air.
Kikyou: I know your jealous.
She sat in the chair and smiled and Inuyasha and batted her eyelashes.
Kikyou: Its so great to be back, Inu baby!
Inuyasha: You make me sick, slut.
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Kikyou watched him the whole class. He always looked at that girl. Kagome. He obviously didn't want anyone to notice because he only did it out of the corner of his eye, and when no one else was looking.
The bell rung and Kikyou snapped her pencil in half.
Kikyou: Oh my god! I broke my nail!
Kagome: Want me to break the rest so they will all be even?
Sango: Come on Kag, it's finally lunch! Miroku already went-
Kagome: Miroku? Why did you say MIROKU? Why not Inuyasha AND Miroku?
Sango: -with Inuyasha.
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Kagome: Sango! Did you hear?! Kouga's having a party!
Sango: He is inviting everyone in the school, right?
Kagome: Yep! It's Wens.! Know what that means?!
Sango & Kagome: SHOPPING!!!
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The bell rang and the day ended. Sango and Kagome were going to the mall to buy clothes.
Kagome: How can we get there?
Sango: Our parents can drive us.
Kagome: I don't want my mother to come.
Miroku: I hear you lady's need a ride?
Sango: Not with you.
Miroku: Inuyasha here would love to take you!
Inuyasha: Not with that bitch!
Kagome: Jerk! Just get the car!
Inuyasha: MAKE ME!
Kagome: I'LL PUNCH YOU AGAIN!
Inuyasha: ::Goes off mumbling::
Kagome stood with her hands on her hips and a huge smile across her face while her two friends stood behind her sweat-dropping. (A/N: Yes, I put 'friends' - which includes Miroku)
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Yay! Some San/Mir fluff! I know it still wasn't long. But I thought that you would want a short one in a less amount of time then a long in more. Well anyway. Review!
Ja!
-Frozen