Me: ok I'm out of school! So I'll update even sooner, thanks to everyone who reviewed, I still need ideas for the Kai chapter.
Five reviews! I feel so loved; I didn't know I could write comedy.
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(Hilary's POV)
(cue an alarm clock)
"damn alarm" I curse raising my arm and throwing the alarm clock across the room and as if in cue the door opens, it's Kenny coming to tell me that it's time to get up, my alarm clock hits him square in the face
Heh heh heh
I'm mean
"ok, I see you're up, go hurry up Tyson" Kenny tells me before he turns on his heels and falls face first on the floor, snoring louder than Tyson.
OK to you people who THINK Tyson snores loud, Kenny sounds like a Pig on crack along five mammoths burping! With a megaphone!!!!!
I get out of bed, slipping on my jeans and falling flat on my ass in the hard wood floor.
"I think I deteriorated my attractive" I say as I rub my sore behind.
After a COLD shower…"RAY KON YOU'RE GETTING IT! I WOULD'VE THOUGHT YOU KNEW THAT YOU HAD TO TURN THE HEATER ON BEFORE TAKING A SHOWER! IT'S BEEN THREE MONTHS!" I yell at the top of my lungs and get dressed.
Ok, I got that out of my system and Ray's probably on the other side of the house anyways, so I start hyperventilating and slam Tyson's bathroom door open
Ok that wasn't smart but listening to him yell like a little girl is priceless
"I didn't know you liked me that much" he says or something along those lines, I'm going to MURDER him
But he hits my nerves
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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" He screams running like a headless chicken "I SWEAR I WILL KILL YOU TYSON KINOMIYA! JUST WAIT!" I yell as the whole team stares, I'm holding a murderous looking ax over his neck
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FEAR ME TYSON! I'M THE MIGHTY HILARY AND WILL MURDER YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Soon Max starts laughing, I too laugh my ass off, and Kai snickers, TYSON'S NAKED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MORNING WHEN MOST OF THE PEOPLE ARE IN THE STREET! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA priceless!
"I wish I had a camera" I express as he "proudly" marches to put on some clothes, he hits the post straight in the middle and turns tomato red with tears brimming, ok I'm gonna burst
He now is walking inside the house like a penguin.
Hold it in Hil. Hold it in.
I'm strong, I'm strong, I'm strong, ok he's gone now.
I'm weak
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" Max bursts out laughing before I do, I follow suit, MAN IT WAS FUNNY!
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Me: I'm so sorry that it was short, probably not funny but I was again struck by writer's block, but I'll keep updating.
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