--Ludwig's Airship...Toad was blasted by cannon straight into Ludwig's hands. The mushroom guy was immediately bound by rope and interrogated by Ludwig and his two siblings, Iggy and Wendy.
Ludwig: "Tell me!"
Toad: "No!"
Ludwig: "Tell me!"
Toad: "No!"
Ludwig: "Tell me!"
Toad: "No!"
Ludwig: "Tell me!"
Toad: "No!"
--Ludwig slapped Toad in the face.
Ludwig: "New rule! Every time you say 'No' I will slap you in the face."
Toad: "You're gonna slap me? Don't you think that's a bit girly?"
Ludwig: "True, you might have a point?"
--Ludwig took up a chair and broke it over Toad's head.
Ludwig: "New rule! Every time you say 'No' or call me 'girly' you're gonna get clobbered by a chair. And we have 76 chairs on this airship."
Toad: "Urrrggh...I should have kept my small mouth shut."
FLUSH!
--Wendy stepped out of the bathroom and found Ludwig hulking over Toad, and Iggy standing a couple of feet behind him, silent. Iggy looked over at the bathroom and covered his nose. Wendy readjusted her dress until it felt right.
Wendy: "Geez, the last couple of ones felt like burning. Iggy, what's going on?"
Iggy: "Ludwig is abusing the guy, but he's not telling anything.
--Wendy stomped over and pushed Ludwig aside.
Wendy: "Come on you little alley rat, we know you stole Ludwig's hair now tell us how to reverse it! NOW!"
Toad: "I have no idea what you all are talking about. I don't know how his hair got on top of my head. I just woke up and......it just appeared there."
Ludwig: "LIAR! Prepare to burn!"
Iggy: "Wait Ludwig! If you scorch him you'll scorch the hair, and then you'll never get it back."
Toad: "Yeah, what he said dragon breath."
--Ludwig took up another chair and broke it over Toad's head.
Ludwig: "New Rule!"
To Be Continued...