--Luigi spotted Ludwig's airship in the sky. He could tell it belonged to that diabolical koopa because it has the standard wooden base but with a distinctive downward arch shape to it and a vertical line design. Also the name "Ludwig" was on the side with big bright letters.
Luigi: "Good, now there is no way Ludwig is going to get away from us...hey, wait a minute? Where's Mario?"
--Meanwhile…Mario is at a lake filling FLUDD up with water.
FLUDD: "Thank you Mario for taking me with you."
Mario: "Yeah whatever. I'd be happy if I didn't need to stop every quarter-of-a-mile to fill you up."
FLUDD: "I LOVE YOU."
--Fludd kissed Mario on the cheek.
Mario: "Eww! For the last time stop doing that!"
Wendy & Iggy: "...23..."
Ludwig: "Tell me!"
Toad: "Eeeuurgh..."
--Ludwig took another chair and broke it over Toad's head.
Wendy & Iggy: "...24..."
Ludwig: "Tell me!"
Toad: "Urrrghh..."
--Ludwig took another chair and broke it over Toad's head.
Wendy & Iggy: "...25..."
Ludwig: "Tell me!"
Toad: -gag-
Iggy: "Ludwig, stop! If you keep this up you are going to kill him! Just wait until we get home and maybe King Dad will figure something out."
Ludwig: "Nope, no way. I'm taking him to my fort in Pipe Land."
Iggy: "But why? King Dad could surely get Toad to spill the beans."
Ludwig: "Exactly. I want to take care of Toad by myself. Tell the pilot to set the course for my fort."
Wendy: "Pilot? What pilot?"
Iggy: "Yeah who's flying this thing?"
Ludwig: "......oops." -runs away-