The Idiot
Chapter 1One day in Yusuke's room, Yusuke was sleeping like a baby until his mother came in drunk as a dog. "Yusuke… go give me (hiccup) a boooommmm!" Yusuke woke up and looked at his mother. "WHAT!" (sounding like Lil' Jon). Then his mother said "WHAT!" (sounding like Lil' Jon). "Mom this is no time for playing games early in the morning," Yusuke said. Then suddenly his mother said again "WHAT!" and Yusuke said," WHAT!"and then his mother said," OOKKAAAYYY!"then suddenly her voice started to sound like Brittney Spears. She started to sing the song Every time "Notice me, take my hand …" (Of course this is the beginning of the song).
An hour later Yusuke woke up with a headache. He decided to call Kurama. Kurama answered the phone and said "Hello." Yusuke heard noise in the background and then he asked, "Kurama what's going on their." Kurama didn't say anything and then the phone hanged up. Yusuke looked confused so he started to go over Kurama's house.
Yusuke put on his coat and left and then suddenly he saw his mother on the floor with no pants on. "Mom, what the!#$ are you doing with no pants on in the hallway," Yusuke asked demandingly. Yusuke mother then said, (First she started making a beat, this beat was from Trick Daddy's new song, Let's go) " Aye, Aye, Aye, … Lets goooo if you want it you can get let me know …" Then Yusuke dragged her in the house and then when he was about to leave the phone ranged and it was Kurabawa. "Kurabawa what do you want," Yusuke asked. Yusuke heard some baby noise in the background and suddenly Kurabawa said, "Yusuke I peed on myself and I need you to come over and change my diaper." Yusuke hunged up the phone in Kurabawa's face.
Yusuke muttered, "I don't have time for this." As soon as Yusuke went out the hose he saw Kakoe running outside with no clothes on all she had was lingerie on. Yusuke was astonished and he took Kakoe in a car and he came out an hour later and went to Kurama's house.
Hei answered the door and said, "W-What D-Do Y-You w-want." "What happened to your voice, you sound like someone is changing the channels on you. Hei cleared his throat and said, "First of all my voice does not sound like that you must be and idiot. Oh, Kurama left town and he said there is a Idiot in town and he's make every human do idiot things like what you just did." Yusuke shouted " WHAT!"
To be continued…
Why does Yusuke want to know where Kurama is at? Why is everyone acting so strange? Continue on if you want to know the answers to these questions.
Chapter 2Yusuke was crying on the subway and Botan was with him. They went to the place Hei said Kurama was and Yusuke rang the door bell. Kurama answered the door and looked at Yusuke strangely.
"Kurama it's me Yusuke," Yusuke said. Then suddenly Yusuke's vision started to get bad and in front of him was not Kurama. It was a regular male with a red wig and lipstick on and on his left it was not Botan it was a regular woman with a blue wig.
Yusuke wondered what was going on and with a blink of his eye he was in jail. Then he was sentenced life in prison without parole.
The End
If you want to know what really happened in the begging then read on. In the begging it was April fool's day and Kurama, Hei, and Kurabawa drugged Yusuke and put him in a hotel which looked like his house. When Yusuke woke up he was hearing the radio sating wake up and the song of Lil' Jon came on. (His mother was never really calling him). When he went in the hallway it was just a drunk which looked like his mother and he dragged her in the house and murdered her and so someone saw him do it. The part when Kakoe was running down the street, it wasn't really Kakoe it was an unknown woman Yusuke had rapped. The cops had followed him and that's when he was at another man's house and he got arrested. Poor, poor Yusuke.