Okay, this is a parody on Samieko's "Kidnapped Again!" Read that first to get this parody!
And get this straight people: I love Samieko's stories and I am NOT MAKING FUN OF KIDNAPPED AGAIN IN ANY WAY! I would never do that and Samieko knows that…isn't that right Samieko? WOOT!
SAMIEKO: …
I added and subtracted scenes to make it brief…like the title suggests, and it's basically a comical overview of her story. This was hard, seeing that it was already funny to begin with.
If Samieko dislikes this at all... please Samieko say so and I'll delete it! But for the record…just review…hehe
Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha! Now go away! stupid lawyers
Chapter 1
KAGOME: (stomps off) Stupid InuYasha who needs him?
Before Kagome stomped off
KAGOME: (jumps outta well a couple minutes before this is being said)
INUYASHA: Hi Kagome.
KAGOME:OMGWTF?YOUARESOINCONCIDERATEINUYASHAYOUNEVER
UNDERSTANDANYTHINGIHATEYOUSITSITSITSITSIT!!!!!!!
KA (Kidnapped Again) FANS: WTF? SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT! THAT WASN'T IN THE REAL STORY! SHE CHANGED IT FROM THE ORIGINAL!!!!!
LOTR (Lord of the Rings) FANS: Welcome to the club, newbies.
INUYASHA: (plummets down hole)
INUYASHA: WTF WAS THAT FOR?!?
In a nifty cave place
KIT: I'm bored
PUPPY: Me too
KIT: Let's go kidnap Kagome
PUPPY: okay!
At the Bone-eaters well
KAGOME: Bah, I'm tired.
KIT AND PUPPY: (snicker)
KAGOME: (Is suspicious)
KIT AND PUPPY: (kidnap Kagome)
Back at the hideout
RANDOM VOICE: YAY!
OTHER RANDOM VOICE: WE DID IT! WOOT!
RANDOM VOICE: SUCCESS! BWAHAHAHA!
OTHER RANDOM VOICE: WE'RE GONNA DIE YOU KNOW!
RANDOM VOICE: Who cares?
OTHER RANDOM VOICE: …
KAGOME: (wakes up)
RANDOM VOICE (KIT): …
OTHER RANDOM VOICE (PUPPY): …
KIT: She woke up.
PUPPY: duh, you idiot.
KAGOME …Where am I?
KIT: You're kidnapped and we have brought you to our home.
KAGOME: (looks around)
KIT: (is laughing)
PUPPY: (is serious)
CAVE: (is nifty)
KAGOME: HOLY SHIT!!!
PUPPY: WE'RE SORRY WE HAVE KIDNAPPED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
KIT: NO WE AREN'T!!!!!!!
PUPPY: SHUT UP!
PUPPY: But yes, we're sorry…
PUPPY/KIT: (say sorry in a bunch of different languages…or they could be swearing…I wouldn't know…)
KAGOME: YOU JUST KIDNAPPED ME TO GET YOUR HANDS ON THE SHIKON JEWEL!!!!!!!!
KIT/PUPPY: (gasp)
KIT: You are so sad. Why would we want that when we just feel like torturing you? Oh yeah, and another thing, but we aren't going to say, so HA!
KAGOME: you can't keep me here forever, InuYasha will find me! He'll kill you!
KIT: Nope. You see, I have the coolio power of illusion and Puppy can read minds. InuYasha wont know your missing until three days! BWAHAHAHA!!!!!!
YGO (Yu Gi Oh) FANS: HEY, ISN'T THAT COPYING PEGASUS AND HIS MILLENIUM EYE???
PUPPY: SHUDDAP!
PUPPY: Kit, you're scaring her.
KIT: BWAHAHAHA…I mean….aren't I supposed to?????????
PUPPY: NO!
KIT: You suck.
PUPPY: YOU SUCK!
KIT: OH YEAH? BRING IT SISTER! (start fighting)
KAGOME: (confused)
KAGOME'S HEAD: (isempty)
KAGOME'S STOMACH: (growls)
KIT/PUPPY: (laugh insanely)
KIT: I SHALL FETCH FOOD!
PUPPY: …okay.
10 minutes later in da nifty cave place
KIT: (walks in)
PUPPY: …
KAGOME: …
KIT: (hurls food at Kagome) Eat or DIE!
PUPPY: What's your prob?
KIT: BACK OFF! YOU SHOULD KNOW!
PUPPY: oh….her
KIT: (stands up) I need to kill something
KIT: (looks at Kagome) I KEEL YOU!
PUPPY: glares at Kit No! We need her!
KIT: … (walks out)
KAGOME: Who's her?
PUPPY: Janet Jackson.
KAGOME: What?
PUPPY: Kikyo, you idiot! She was probably chowin' down on girl souls…the ones we killed at the Before Kagome stomped off title heading.
KAGOME: …oh
PUPPY: …
KIT IN THE DISTANCE: OH YEAH? TAKE THAT YOU STUPID YOUKAI!
End Chapter 1
Well, there you go! I hope you and especially Samieko liked it. Again, I didn't mean to be offensive if I was…it's a parody after all… don't blame me! Blame my lawyers!
LAWYERS: That's a federal offense…come with us…
KAT: NEVER! AS LONG AS I LIVE! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! (runs away)
Ja ne
Kat