Chappie 2Basically, it's crappier and more insulting then the last...again, some things were altered and scenes were added and such...blah blah blah
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Samieko: (well, duh) thanks! You are appriciated! I'm glad you didn't find it insulting! Unlike my no good lawyers.............
Chapter: 2 FI-Ya! (Fire, stupid)
KIT: I'm leaving now. (leaves)
KAGOME: (falls asleep)
KAGOME'S MOUTH: (hanging open)
KIT: (comes back)
PUPPY: (snicker) How was demon hunting????
KIT: Shuddap Adia, like you need to ask.
PUPPY: So what now????????
KIT: Can I sleep or do you wanna? (glares) you better give me the right answer…
PUPPY: You can, I have business to attend to
KIT: WOOT!
KIT: (falls asleep)
KAGOME: (isn't listening and falls asleep too)
The next day…dun dun daaaaah (dramatic evil music, even though nothing happens)
KAGOME: (wakes up and yawns)
KIT: she woke up
PUPPY: duh, you idiot…whoa, I just had deja vous…..weird. ANYWHO, I gotta go…
KIT: …
PUPPY: …
KIT: so go already!
PUPPY: Okay, but don't kill Kagome or torture or mess with her in anyway.
KIT: …I won't (grumble, grumble, stupid no good Puppy, grumble and her no good orders, grumble, grumble)
PUPPY: dude, I can read your mind…
KIT: I KNOW! SO READ THIS! (thinks something mean)
PUPPY: (gasp) KIT!!! I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW YOU KNEW THAT WORD!
KIT: yup. So back off! I WON'T DO ANYTHING!
PUPPY: okay, okay, Sheesh! (leaves)
KIT: (Turns to Kagome and snickers evilly) Time to have some fun…
KIT/KAGOME SHIPPERS: YAY!
KIT: NOT THAT KIND OF FUN YOU PERVS! BACK OFF!
KIT/KAGOME SHIPPERS: BOO!
KAGOME: (pale and scared)
KIT: Aww, I ain't gonna hurt ya!
SILENCE: (commenced)
KAGOME: (sighed)
SILENCE: (became overbearing)
KIT: Hey, Kagome? Why don't you trust InuYasha??????
KAGOME: WHAT?! I trust him!!!
KIT: Yeah, okay (sarcastically) and the world will be ruled by Kat, the person in the upcoming Fake thing….
KAGOME: I DO TRUST HIM!
KIT: Dude, (yes, dude) you always degrade him, I mean, Sitting is the worst thing you can do…
COUCH POTATOES: WHAT?! Well, WE enjoy it, thank you very much! It's the BEST THING YOU CAN DO…SO BE QUIET!
KIT: I meant…Sitting a dog demon…Seriously, it's totally humiliating, especially in front of Wolf Boy, Kouga…but of course I wouldn't care cause I'm not a dog
so do what you want to him.
KAGOME: (gets all weird and talks to herself) Am I really hurting him? (cries like an idiot)
KIT: YUP! You kill him with it, I swear. Don't know how he does it. First Kikyo then you…I mean geez, he sucks at romance. Could definitely do better.
KAGOME: …
KIT: …
KIT/KAGOME SHIPPERS: …DO SOMETHING KIT!!!!!!
SILENCE: (comes back with a vengeance)
KIT: (whips out fireball and plays with it)
KAGOME: (looks at flames) You have da power of fire?????
KIT: YUP!!! I mean…c'mon, you would know. Shippou has his fox-fire and I have mine. Isn't it cool??!?!?!?!?
KAGOME: …
KIT: (drops fireball thingy and it lands on the floor of the nifty cave place with is covered with furs -gasps for air- and the furs catch on fire and burn up…) Wanna see it
up close?????
KAGOME: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (feels fire come close)
VIOCE OUTTA NOWHERE: KIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRE: (is not there...)
KAGOME: (is confused…as usual)
KIT: HIYA PUPPY!
PUPPY: (fumes) What did I tell you before I left!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????
KIT: Not to kill Kagome…
PUPPY: AND?
KIT: torture her
PUPPY: AND?!
KIT: mess with her head…
PUPPY: AND WHAT DID YOU DO???????
KIT: messed with her head…
PUPPY: (throws arms up) doesn't anything get through to you?
KIT: Yup. I either don't act upon it, or tune you out completely…heh.
PUPPY: (sighs)
KAGOME: (looks around) What happened?
PUPPY: OK…so, basically…(deep breath) Kitplacedyouundertheillusionthateverythingwasonfireandyouthoughtyouweregonnadie…
KAGOME: Um…oh
PUPPY: she is rather good at it…which I hate to admit
KIT: (bows)
PUPPY: but I guess that makes up for brains…
KIT: (tackles Puppy) WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!?!? (puts her in a headlock)
KIT/PUPPY SHIPPERS: YAY!
KIT: I KEEL YOU IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN!
KIT/PUPPY SHIPPERS: BOO!
KIT: (cheerfully) GUESS WHAT PUPPY!
PUPPY: Leggo of mah head! (Kit lets go)
KIT: IT'S FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
PUPPY: (puts hand to her head) Crap…you remembered.
KIT: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!!!
PUPPY: Unfortunately yes.
KIT: BAR BRAWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOT!
PUPPY: (as Kit pitches a spaz)…save me someone
KIT: CAN WE TAKE KAGOME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PUPPY: NO!
KIT: Why?
PUPPY: Because she'll escape!
KIT: (looks blankly at Puppy)
PUPPY: OK! FINE! WHATEVER..TAKE HER!
KIT: YAY!
KAGOME: (confused…as usual)
KIT: (drags Kagome outside to the well)
PUPPY: (follows unwillingly)
KAGOME: (in her thoughts…) Now I can escape!
PUPPY: NOT A CHANCE! Sorry, kiddo, to everybody else we're invisible, so if you try to escape you'll stay dat way…
KIT: Wow…nice insult.
PUPPY: (bows dramatically)
KIT: usually, you suck at them. I can do better…heh
PUPPY: (tackles Kit)
KIT: (pushes her aside and down the well, then chucks Kagome in there too...) BAR BRAWLS HERE I COME! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! (jumps in)
PUPPY: damn bar brawls….
End Chapter 2
Well, that's it. i must say that was quite the chapter there. I'm working on Chapter 3 and trying to get to the Fake chapter as sosoon as possible. (for an obvious reason)
Well, review or die. You know, the usual stuff. Bye1
Ja ne,
Kat