ME: Sorry, this is not a chapter. I'm just informing ya'll that I won't be able to put up any chapters for a long, long time. I'm sorry.

Van (Star-of-chaos): I am a glutton for punishment.

ME: I love that phrase! "Glutton for punishment." I'm using that now if you don't mind.

Van: I do act that way on purpose. It's quite fun, you should try it.

ME: He's a pervert too.

Jasper: If there is at any point in time a slow song... I'm not doing it.

Van: It's not like you even have a date yet.

Jasper: ...

ME (Fire inu): Yes, it is fun to torch my own characters.

(Agent-G): It's only in the R section because I decided to be different. Seriously though, name 3 fics (besides mine) in the R rating. It's not because it's actually an R fic, it's because I'm being my regular, stupid self.

But, though I can't write my fic or review for ya'll's, I can receive and write emails, so feel free to email me nice, long emails at nightcrawler7189@earthlink.net. The only reason this is here is because I had to sneak it in, and I doubt I can pull off a stunt like that too often.

If I'm lucky this'll only last 3 weeks, but if I'm not it won't be until summer you can hear from me again. Life's a bitch, huh?

Jaeger: Yes.

Van: Yes.

Jasper: ...uh, yes?

ME: Please email me! I love to read emails! I love it!

Farewell my fellow fanfictioners!