IT WILL BLOW YOU AWAY
By: VenomX2
Inu-Yasha set atop the tree, looking down upon the world. He spat at in disgust. All alone again, you loser, he thought to himself, you need to get that bitch in bed and soon, because…
Suddenly his thoughts of how to bed a certain person was interrupted by a certain high pitched squeal, well known to the demon.
" INU-YASHA!!!! PROTECT ME!!! HE'S TRYING TO TOUCH ME AGAIN!!! "
He sighed and hopped down from his perch upon the tree.
" What is it baka? Can't you see that I'm deep in thought here? " he barked at Kagome.
" BAKA-NEKO!! YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND!! PROTECT ME LIKE A GOOD ONE WOULD!! " she yelled back in terrible English.
Inu stomped the ground and once again sighed before yelling, " I'M A FUCKING DOG NOT A CAT, YOU RETARD!! "
Kagome, doing like she usually did ignored the horrible comment and ran straight into his arms.
" PROTECT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! MIROKU IS ON THE LOOSE AGAIN!! "
Suddenly from behind a tree, stepped a figure clothed in only a long black kimono.
" I did nothing of the sort. All I did was tap you upon the shoulders and you freaked out yelling ' RAPE!!!' I wasn't after you, but you led me right to where I wanted to be, " the perv monk grinned.
The other man grinned and stepped over toward him, dropping the ditz on her head only hoping it would rejuvenate long lost brain cells. Miroku spread his arms wide, excepting the other man into an embrace.
Kagome all of a sudden blew up into about 4, 900000000000000000000 pieces. Her head was then captured by Indians and eaten for Thanksgiving and the rest was sent back home to Japan o give to needy kids on Annual Gift Man day.
Inu-yasha began to strip off his clothes, as Miroku did the same. Miroku grabbed the other man into a kiss as fierce as the explosions which occurred when Kagome blew up. From out of nowhere he grabbed a whip and began to lash out at Inu-yasha's bare bottom.
" WHO'S MY BITCH!!!??" Miroku screamed out and all of a sudden Lady Kaedae exploded too.
" I AM !!! " Inu-Yasha said moaning it out.
" Down on your knees, bitch!!! " Miroku said and Shippo exploded.
Inu-yasha dropped to his knees and began to suck on Miroku's hard throbbing cock, with gusto! He wrapped his tongue around it and began to apply as much preesure as he could to the head, making Miroku sigh in pleasure as he leaned against the tree.
" FUCK YES!! " he yelled
He cracked the whip once and pulled Inu-yasha away. Turning him around, he slammed his cock into his backside as hard as he could! Inu-Yasha screamed out in pleasure as his lover gave it to him as rough as humanly possibly, all the while pumping his member in his hand. All of sudden Mioku came with a scream and Inu-yasha came dripping down his hand. All of a sudden everything blew up in the back ground.
NEXT DAY
" Hey, Inu-yasha how are ya? " asked Sango.
" I'M SUPER!! " he said in a very gay accent.
AND SANGO BLEW UP AND ALL WAS WELL
Lynnsey loves Chris and Chris loves Miroku!!!
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