Annikai Finally I have written a fan fiction for Final Fantasy X. This one
stars the real me and his friends. Now before I start lets have a word
from my co-host the stupid foot ball announcer.
Foot ball announcer: Now you see to play great Final Fantasy you need great Final Fantasy players, and Cloud is one of the greatest Final Fantasy players pretty much ever, which made Final Fantasy VII a great Final Fantasy. (Starts blabbing on for about 2 hours)
Annikai: (Pulls out a gun) Finish or I will shoot you.
Football announcer: I am done.
Annikai: Good now we will start the chapter.
Disclaimer: I own nothing (Starts to cry)
Chapter1: We called it Sin and other stupid stuff Auron had to say during this game that every one repeats.
William: (Surrounded by a mob of people) Whoa what the hell am I doing here? Annikai where the hell are you?!
A couple hot women: Can we have your autograph?
William: Why the hell would you want my autograph?
The hot women: Because you're the most popular Blitz Ball player in Zanarkind.
William: What the fuck?!! Damn you Annikai!!! Why did you have to make me the whiniest main character in Final Fantasy history? Why couldn't I be Cloud or Sephiroth?
The women: Stop pitying yourself and sign the friggin ball!!
William: (Signs the ball)
The women: Damn, your handwriting is god-awful! Who taught you how to write? I think I could write better with my ass.
William: (Thinks he would like to see that) (Giggles.)
The women: (Still bitching but for some reason the voices get higher pitched and the neighborhood dogs start gathering around)
William: (Starts thinking what the fuck)
The women: (Heads explode)
Some dumb voice: Your head a plode.
William: Well that was anticlimactic. (Wonders what to do next.) (Pulls out a strategy guide.)
Three stupid kids: Teach us how to Blitz!!
William: Give me a minute I haven't made it to that page in the strategy guide.
The kids: What your using a strategy guide? This is the easiest Final Fantasy known to man. Badly trained monkeys could beat it in less than three days. (Goes on like this for about an hour) William: Oh shit it is gonna happen again! (Ducks and covers under a table.)
The kids: (Heads explode)
Dumb voice: Your head a plode.
William: Well now that that is over with shouldn't I enter a really cool cut-scene where I play Blitz Ball while Sin attacks. Game: (Really cool cut-scene starts where William is playing Blitz Ball while Sin attacks and William's friend Matt stands on a building dressed like Auron holding a water bottle.)
Blitz Ball Stadium: (Gets destroyed)
William: (Sees his friend) Auron? What the hell Matt how did you get to be Auron?
Matt: I whined to Annikai until he made me Auron.
William: (Looks at the big water thingy) What the hell is that???!!!
Matt: We called it Sin (Tries to keep a serious face but then laughs.) That line is so stupid.
Game: (Final Fantasy music starts playing)
William: What the hell? Where is that music coming from?
Sin spawn: (Lands on a building and shoots out sin scale everywhere)
Matt: (Hands William a sword) You know how to use this?
William: (Cuts random things in half) I think I do.
Matt and William: (Enter battle with Sin Scale)
Matt: Some can't wait to die (Bursts out laughing again)
William: Do you know how to fight these things?
Matt: No you?
William: No clue.
Matt: Why don't we do what they do on Dragon Ball Z?
William: What's that?
Matt: First we spend like two episodes powering up the eight saying how we have to win this fight, then another four doing a pre fight fight where both of us get knocked out and three more waking up then like two more ascending to the next level and finally 15 more doing the actual fight and winning but letting some weak wrestler take all of the credit and all of this takes place during about 30 minutes.
William: But isn't this supposed to be one of the easiest fights in the game?
Matt: You got a better idea?
William: No
Game: (34 episodes or 30 minutes later.)
William: I can't believe you let that stupid store clerk take all the credit!!
Matt: Yeah me either but that was one great fight wasn't it?
William: Hell yeah I bet there will never be a better fight than that one in fact I pity anyone who did not see or read a description of it.
Matt: Yeah me too.
William: (Sees a save point) Hey what is that blue orby thingy?
Matt: We called it a save point.
William: (Saves)
William: Now what?
Matt: (Surrounded by Sinscales) We Fight.
William: (Pulls out his sword and cuts a sinscale in half but another one takes it's place) Matt I think we gotta problem here.
Matt: Go for that unstable tank thingy that looks like it is about to blow up.
William: Why?
Matt: Trust me I played this game before.
William: Okay (slashes it with his sword and it falls down and blows up)
Building: (Falls down on the bridge)
William and Matt: (Start floating up into the air)
Matt: You sure.
William: What the hell?
Matt: William this is your story.
William: (Gets sucked into sin)
To be continued
Next chapter: Watch where you are pointing those claws.
Foot ball announcer: Now you see to play great Final Fantasy you need great Final Fantasy players, and Cloud is one of the greatest Final Fantasy players pretty much ever, which made Final Fantasy VII a great Final Fantasy. (Starts blabbing on for about 2 hours)
Annikai: (Pulls out a gun) Finish or I will shoot you.
Football announcer: I am done.
Annikai: Good now we will start the chapter.
Disclaimer: I own nothing (Starts to cry)
Chapter1: We called it Sin and other stupid stuff Auron had to say during this game that every one repeats.
William: (Surrounded by a mob of people) Whoa what the hell am I doing here? Annikai where the hell are you?!
A couple hot women: Can we have your autograph?
William: Why the hell would you want my autograph?
The hot women: Because you're the most popular Blitz Ball player in Zanarkind.
William: What the fuck?!! Damn you Annikai!!! Why did you have to make me the whiniest main character in Final Fantasy history? Why couldn't I be Cloud or Sephiroth?
The women: Stop pitying yourself and sign the friggin ball!!
William: (Signs the ball)
The women: Damn, your handwriting is god-awful! Who taught you how to write? I think I could write better with my ass.
William: (Thinks he would like to see that) (Giggles.)
The women: (Still bitching but for some reason the voices get higher pitched and the neighborhood dogs start gathering around)
William: (Starts thinking what the fuck)
The women: (Heads explode)
Some dumb voice: Your head a plode.
William: Well that was anticlimactic. (Wonders what to do next.) (Pulls out a strategy guide.)
Three stupid kids: Teach us how to Blitz!!
William: Give me a minute I haven't made it to that page in the strategy guide.
The kids: What your using a strategy guide? This is the easiest Final Fantasy known to man. Badly trained monkeys could beat it in less than three days. (Goes on like this for about an hour) William: Oh shit it is gonna happen again! (Ducks and covers under a table.)
The kids: (Heads explode)
Dumb voice: Your head a plode.
William: Well now that that is over with shouldn't I enter a really cool cut-scene where I play Blitz Ball while Sin attacks. Game: (Really cool cut-scene starts where William is playing Blitz Ball while Sin attacks and William's friend Matt stands on a building dressed like Auron holding a water bottle.)
Blitz Ball Stadium: (Gets destroyed)
William: (Sees his friend) Auron? What the hell Matt how did you get to be Auron?
Matt: I whined to Annikai until he made me Auron.
William: (Looks at the big water thingy) What the hell is that???!!!
Matt: We called it Sin (Tries to keep a serious face but then laughs.) That line is so stupid.
Game: (Final Fantasy music starts playing)
William: What the hell? Where is that music coming from?
Sin spawn: (Lands on a building and shoots out sin scale everywhere)
Matt: (Hands William a sword) You know how to use this?
William: (Cuts random things in half) I think I do.
Matt and William: (Enter battle with Sin Scale)
Matt: Some can't wait to die (Bursts out laughing again)
William: Do you know how to fight these things?
Matt: No you?
William: No clue.
Matt: Why don't we do what they do on Dragon Ball Z?
William: What's that?
Matt: First we spend like two episodes powering up the eight saying how we have to win this fight, then another four doing a pre fight fight where both of us get knocked out and three more waking up then like two more ascending to the next level and finally 15 more doing the actual fight and winning but letting some weak wrestler take all of the credit and all of this takes place during about 30 minutes.
William: But isn't this supposed to be one of the easiest fights in the game?
Matt: You got a better idea?
William: No
Game: (34 episodes or 30 minutes later.)
William: I can't believe you let that stupid store clerk take all the credit!!
Matt: Yeah me either but that was one great fight wasn't it?
William: Hell yeah I bet there will never be a better fight than that one in fact I pity anyone who did not see or read a description of it.
Matt: Yeah me too.
William: (Sees a save point) Hey what is that blue orby thingy?
Matt: We called it a save point.
William: (Saves)
William: Now what?
Matt: (Surrounded by Sinscales) We Fight.
William: (Pulls out his sword and cuts a sinscale in half but another one takes it's place) Matt I think we gotta problem here.
Matt: Go for that unstable tank thingy that looks like it is about to blow up.
William: Why?
Matt: Trust me I played this game before.
William: Okay (slashes it with his sword and it falls down and blows up)
Building: (Falls down on the bridge)
William and Matt: (Start floating up into the air)
Matt: You sure.
William: What the hell?
Matt: William this is your story.
William: (Gets sucked into sin)
To be continued
Next chapter: Watch where you are pointing those claws.