Announcer's voice: What we now bring you is the fabled lost second chapter of Final Fantasy 10 or Where I was this Whole time a chapter so horribly bad and with so many mistakes that the computer that it was originally typed on exploded in rage, next time we promise a better chapter but for now God's Speed.
Jay: Last time, whoa blue orby thingy… unstable tanky thingy… cut slash shwaa Jedi.
Chapter 2: WTF or Final Fantasy IX doesn't count.
William: (wakes up with a hang over) Dude WTF happened last night.
Matt: (lying right next to him) We got drunk and one thing lead to another…
William: (eyes open really wide) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh!!!
William: (wakes up in some random water covered place that you will probably never see again because this game has more plot holes than I have voices in my head) Where am I.
His Dad: (sitting right next to him) Hi son.
William: AAAAAAAAAAAAaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh!! Don't play hide the snake again.
William: (wakes up sitting on the popes lap) Why is this chair so lumpy. (sees the pope) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHh.
William: (wakes up in an episode of Barney)
Barney: I love you, you love me.
William: (is about to cut Barney in half but wakes up again) Dammit.
William: (is in some random ruins area and starts to cross the bridge but it breaks because the developers hated the main character and wanted him to die early on but they forgot he could swim) Damn this stuff that I don't say just keep getting longer and longer.
Weird Fishy creatures: (are about to attack William but then a really big fish comes by and eats them both)
Really big fish: (is about to attack William when a really small guppy comes up and eats the really big fish)
William: (completely oblivious to what just happened swims up to the small fish and is about to pet it) Hey you're a cute little fishy yes you are.
Little fish: (Eats another really big fish right next to William and then chases William)
William: (begins to swim very fast) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH its Satin in small bite size form. (Swims into some random cave)
Some random announcer's voice: I was out of the frying pan and into the freezer.
William: Dude WTF. (walks around awhile) Damn it's cold. Maybe I should make a fire. (finds some wood) Oh well here goes nothing. (tries to cast fire)
Random announcer's voice: You don't have that power fag.
William: That's gay. In like every Final Fantasy since VI the main character could use fire or some sort of spell and you are trying to tell me that I can't.
Random announcer's voice: Yep pretty much, but hey the main character could not use fire in Final Fantasy IX.
William: Every one knows that final fantasy IX doesn't count.
Announcer guy: Shut up! (stops speaking)
William: (sits there for about an hour) Damn man this is Hoth cold.
Weird monster dude thingy: (pops out of some random place that was either never mentioned or I was to high to notice you choose)
William: Whoa WTF is that. (monster stabs him and then the wall explodes for no apparent reason)
A group of people who look like they are in some sort of fetish outfit or something: (walk through the hole)
The only girl in the group: (throws a grenade at the monster and turns in into a pile of goo)
William: Thanks for saving me.
The girl: (punches him in the stomach) translated from Albed Bitch said something about my mom. Bring in Buba he hasn't done it in a while.
William: (falls unconscious)
To be continued.