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RATING: PG-13 for right now, due to language and subject matter.
"Thoughts are in italics."
"Lita's Dilemma"
Jericho opens the door wider and lets Lita into his locker room. Lita walks over and sits down on the couch in his room and Chris follows behind and sits across from her on the bench.
"So, Red what is it that we need to talk about?", Jericho asked. "Except that maybe that tight-ass shirt you are wearing looks really good on you, stop it Chris. She is here to talk to you so stop being such a jackass.
"Well, Chris what I need to talk to you about is very important and it pertains to both of us. So I need you to promise that that you want get mad or yell or throw a fit of any kind, OK?", Lita said.
"OK, Red you have my promise that I won't do any of those things you just said alright, I swear."
"Alright here it goes all or nothing now, Li ok. It's just like pulling off a band aid. Make it quick and it won't be as painful, when he gets mad."
"Chris, I'm pregnant!", Lita shouted.
If Lita was expecting a reaction out of Chris she didn't get one right away. Chris just sat there on the bench with the most shell-shocked look on his face. Chris didn't say anything after a few minutes of mute silence Lita finally spoke up.
"Chris are you going to say anything or are you just going to sit there silently?", Lita asked.
"You..you're..you are pregnant?", Chris managed to stammer out through the haze of shock that was still layered upon his brain.
"Yes, Chris I am pregnant. I took a home pregnancy test earlier today and it came out positive.", Lita said.
"Is it mine?", Chris asked. "Oh, shit that was not the right thing to ask, especially with that look on her face right now you big ass."
With an offended look of disgust upon her face Lita responded, "Of course it your's Jericho, you big jerk. How the hell could you ask me a question like that? You are the only man I have been having sex with in the last year, OK."
"Yeah, I know Red. I am so sorry for asking a question like that. I am insensitive bastard, I know. It's just that I am shock over this ok, I never expected anything like this too happen, and we used protection every time. So how far along do you think you are?", Jericho asked.
"I think I'm about 2 months along and I if you had read the back of that condom box before you used them, you would have read that condoms are only 97 effective, so one of your little buddies must have wiggled out some how. And you are in shock, what about me. I am the one who is actually pregnant.", Lita all but shouted at him
"No, I never thought about reading the back of the condom box before ok. We were just in the heat of the moment. You would be looking so hot and I was just really horny and I just needed to be with you. Didn't really think about all the consequences at the time. And I thought that the condoms were doing their job, but apparently not. So now this means that you have to stay away from the ring, for at least nine months. You don't need to be around the ring if you are really pregnant. And that utterly stupid storyline you are in now will have to be changed and everyone will have to be told that you are really pregnant and that I am the father of our child.", Chris said.
"Whoa, just hold on there a minute buddy. I am my own person and I know that I won't be able to wrestle for a while. But I can still go out to the ring and yeah my storyline will have to be changed to inform the crowd that I really am expecting. But that don't have to be told that you are the father.", Lita exclaimed.
"Well there is no well in hell I am going to let you go out there and continue to lie to the fans and say that Kane is the father of our baby when he really isn't."
"I don't know who the hell you think you are telling me what to do especially when it comes to my baby", Lita said.
"That's our baby my dear Lita. And will just see what Vince has to say about all this", Jericho said
"You wouldn't dare.", Lita challenged.
"Try me", Jericho sneered.
TBC