Knicks Rule Baby…the boys go to a game with Will's new "Friends."

It was a long walk from the parking lot. Chandler couldn't stop from staring at the two new friends of Ross'. He didn't have a problem with the one, but the other one was a little too blatant for his taste. He reminded him of someone that his father might have known or even his own father.

"So Jack is it? Do you like basketball?" Chandler tried to say as he made conversation with Will's friend.

"I really don't care too much for it but I am always up for an evening of hot men in short pants." he preened. "Nice legs, honey!" he yelled at one of the players on the court.

Chandler gave Jack a puzzled look. He was perfectly willing to give Will a chance. He was a cool guy, seemed fun to be with , and he seemed to fill the void after Joey left. Ross and him hit if off and then he didn't feel so guilty for not being around so much.

"Hey we're back." Ross called to Chandler as he handed him a beer. Will handed Jack a bottled mineral water. "Here you go Princess," he giggled.

Will and Ross were getting along so well. It was as if they had known each other for years. Will couldn't have been happier. Ross was letting Will into his life by allowing him to meet his oldest friend.

This was great. Jack kept staring over at Chandler, unfortunately he couldn't shake Jack's odd looks.

Jack smiled preenly at Chandler then he crossed his legs like a girl and drank his water very suggestively. Chandler's eyes opened wide and he scooted away from Jack.

"Oh my God, I spilled beer on my pants,"Ross said as he tried to take the napkin and get the stain of his chinos. "This is great, I was going to wear these on my date tomorrow night." Will took this as his opportunity to get even closer to Ross.

"Why don't I help you get this stain out. I know if we find some ginger ale or club soda , it should come right out." Will said as he led Ross out of the stands.

"Boy this is great! You know you should meet my sister Monica. She usually takes care of these emergencies." Ross said.

"I'd love too." smiled Will.

"Hey I have an even better idea. Why don't you bring Grace and I bring Rachel and we will have a little dinner party" said Ross excitedly. "Oh and Jack can bring…."

"Karen." said Will with no enthusiasm. This was great an evening with the annoying twins. Jack was being just too blatant for Will's taste. He finally figured it out , Ross wasn't quite read to come out yet. Rachel was not his Grace, but his cover. He hoped Jack wouldn't do something stupid , of course that was too much to hope for.

Will and Ross returned to their seats. Chandler motioned for Ross to come over. "Hey Ross can I see you for a minute? " Chandler said as he excused himself. "Will , Jack we have to go get some more beer okay?" Chandler dragged him quickly.

"I'm fine with the beer, now what is this about?" said Ross impatiently.

"This is rude to Will and his friend."

"Ross that guy, Jack, if I didn't know better, that guy was trying to come on to me." Chandler tried to explain.

"Well you do have the quality." giggled Ross.

"This isn't funny, Ross where did you meet Will?" asked Chandler cautiously.

"Well , um I was home from a faculty meeting and decided to go to Barnes and Noble and we got to talking and…" Ross explained.

"Oh my God, Ross , Will thinks youre gay." Chandler said loudly.

"That can't be, me gay? I mean I have been married three times?" Ross squealed.

"Yeah, gay guys get divorced a lot." Chandler said

"And I have two children." Ross reasoned.

"One by a lesbian and the other the result of a drunken one night stand." Chandler smugly said.

"He did say I dressed nice, but that's Rach, I mean she picks out my clothes for work." Ross was trying to figure out.

"And gay guys wear designer clothes." "So?'

Ross opened his eyes wide, "Oh my God, I 'm a queen."he exclaimed.

"Finally the truth comes out." Chandler laughed.

"It's not funny , I am not gay and if someone thinks I am , well what it might do at work."he panicked.

"Then you and Rachel will be welcomed at faculty lesbian mixers." Chandler said semi seriously.

"I invited him to a dinner party tomorrow night to meet Rachel and me meet his girlfriend, Grace, in fact I was going ask Monica if you guys wanted to join us." Ross said as he melted down in a seat.

Will grabbed Jack by the shirt, "Alright Queen Mary what is the big idea?"

"I don't know what you mean, miss thing." Jack said innocently.

"I mean , that you have shown no shame in coming on to Ross's friend all night." Will yelled.

"Why should you have all the fun, he's got those blue eyes and that sandy hair and that butt." Jack cooed.

"He's married to Ross's sister, you moron." Will scorned.

A light went on in the vacant mind of Jack McFarland, "Oh my God, William, the good professor is suffering from acute straightness." he exclaimed.

"Of course he is, Ross is afraid to come out. He fears for his job and this Rachel is his cover. I have got to honor his wishes and be patient till he is ready to admit who he is." Will reasoned.

"Okay fairy, live in your dream world." Jack smiled insincerely.

At that point Ross and Chandler came back. Ross sat next to Jack until Jack began making eyes at Ross next.

"I think we had better be going, Emma's hasn't been feeling well." Ross said as he got up from his seat.

"Yeah, the twins are just getting over a cold and I don't want Monica to be alone." Chandler said as he got up. "I guess you guys will be alright and we can't wait until tomorrow night." Chandler jumped from the seat and walked away fast.

"Sorry Will , Jack it was nice to meet you. Will, I will see you tomorrow night, can't wait to meet your girlfriend Grace. Bye." Ross said as he politely excused me.

"Sounds like it's going to be a coming out dinner party." smiled Jack.

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