Author: Toxic Loser

Title: Double trouble

Summery: Integra has to decide on an heiress to Hellsing. Her decision is limited to the only family members that are under 18, which are the twins; Lilly and Angela. How is she related to them? Will the Hellsing vampires favourites become the heir? Read to find out.

Rating: PG, I guess. I might change it later.

Paring: I dunno, who do you think?

Disclaimer: I don't own Hellsing or Seven of Seven, because I can't draw :( I don't own Leonard and Jack either, they belong to Pip. Bloody hell, why does the fanfic writer own nothing and two made up character are owned by Pip, that's democracy for ya! I don't own the comic, its original manga-ka is Seps.

A/N Wow, third chapter.... Interesting. I bought the best thing today. Not the fourth Hellsing manga that I desperately need, but a Marilyn Manson CD. w00t! Yes!!!! I've been antagonizing my folks to buy it for me. But they refused, so I bought it myself. Note to self: must kill parents, unless they buy me more stuff.

Dedication: This story is dedicated to Naruko and Multi colour. The part with Lilly and Alucard is based to what Naruko yelled about my drawings.

Chapter three: Manga

Angela awoke in the huge four poster bed that was in her room, watching the sun drift lazily into the room. She wondered where she was until she saw the shopping bag and remembered the whole trip to England. Checking her watch she noticed that she had woken up later than usual. She took a shower and got dressed.

Walter knocked on the door, "Miss Angela, would you like some breakfast? I have already asked your sister and she's still asleep". He called through her door. Angela smiled and opened the door. Walter handed her a breakfast tray and said, "What time did Lilly go to bed?"

Angel hearing the concern in his voice answered, "Don't worry this is natural for her. She stays up all night and sleeps during the day. You'll get used to it.". Angela put the tray on her bed and began eating.

Walter smiled and said, "And I would also like to say thank you. On Seras behalf. She's been feeling out of place here, but you two seem like good friends now". Angela smiled and nodded. She liked Seras, though at first it was a little uncomfortable talking to someone with fangs and red eyes. Walter nodded and left. Smiling after him Angela finished her food and decided that it was to early to talk with Seras so she would see if she could do something with Lilly's stuff.

Angela walked out of her room and gently opened the door to her sisters, "Fluffy things, ack help all around me!" squealed Lilly in her sleep, Angela hid her laughter behind a hand and tip toed into the room. A book caught her eye and she took it. It was a manga called Seven of Seven and Angela quickly retreated to her room with it.

(Later)

Angela studied the pictures, "This doesn't make sense," she said glancing at the manga, "Why is this chick upside and the other chick looks like her. Why are there seven of these chicks? What type of stupid comic is this, it should be rated R!" Disgusted, Angela threw the book in the bin. The doorknob to Angela's room turned with the creak of the door, the knife glided out. Angela watched horrified as the hand holding the knife showed, it was feminine.

Angela squeaked in fear and the door burst open, "FOOLED YA!" Yelled Lilly, looking crazy with a knife in hand. Angela winced and threw a pillow at her twin. Lilly dodged the pillow, "That was fun, I'll have to try it again, sometime. I can't believe I didn't think of something like this sooner". Lilly grinned and ran outside, dodging another pillow.

Angela glared after the maniacal sounds of Lilly's laugh, "Bloody hell" she looked out the window to find out that the sun had gone down, this cheered her up, "Yay, I can go visit Seras now" and with that she walked out of her room and into the underground sector of the manor.

(Meanwhile)

Lilly walked outside the manor, where the troops were training. Smiling at the mischief she could cause Lilly approached Pip. "Can I show you a magic trick?" she asked innocently, with a big smile.

Everyone had now turned to glance at them, Pip shrugged, "I guess"

Lilly's smile grew, "I'll need a five dollar note".

Pip took out a wallet and rummaged through it, "Sorry I only have a fifty".

Lilly smiled, "Don't worry that's good". She smiled and took the money from Pip as the mercenaries watched, "Now your money here, now you money disappear. Later," Lilly finished and started to run.

Pip glanced at her, "Shit! I owed Leonardo money".

Leonardo swore as well, "I owed Jack money".

Jack spoke up, "Any one here who doesn't owe anyone money?" No hands were raised and no voices spoken. "She stole our cash!"

Pip swore, "Then what are we waiting here for, lets get that money back!" and with that, the Wild Geese ran after the small retreating figure of Lilly who had reached the inside doors.

Lilly ran inside, her speed increasing as she jumped down the stairs of the dungeon, she ran into a random room and shut the door behind herself, "Safe at last" she said, puffing.

"What did you do this time, Lilly?" a voice snapped at her. Angela and Seras were sitting on top of a coffin and reading girl magazines. Lilly burst out laughing as they heard the Wild Geese race down the stairs.

The shadows on the wall joined together and formed a solid shape; Alucard, "Honestly Seras, should you sink so low as to play with humans".

Lilly laughed harder, he hands over her stomach, "That's a good one. But if she was playing with them she'd be out there, on her knees with her mouth open". Lilly continued to laugh as Seras and Angela glared.

Seras glared at Lilly like she was mud, "And what exactly does that mean?" Seras yelled at the teen rolling around on the floor laughing. Lilly was spared for answering because Pip and the rest of his crew marched in.

Pip glared, "Give us back the money" he demanded to cries of encouragement.

Lilly stoped laughing and stood up, "You guys are no fun," she took the fifty dollar note out of her cleavage and handed it back to Pip. She walked out and smiling mischievously.

Alucard turned to walk through the wall but Angela's voice held him back, "Alucard, please find Lilly and make sure she doesn't do anything stupid. I know your bound to Integra's family, so please make sure Lilly doesn't cause more mischief".

Alucard turned and gave a mock bow, "As you wish my master". With that he disappeared through the wall as Angela and Seras exchanged glances.

(Meanwhile)

Lilly sat on a couch and searched her pockets, "Bloody hell where is it?" she said to herself, agitated about not finding what she was looking for.

A voice came from the shadows, "You know, you're more like Integra than you think".

Lilly stopped searching and glared, "In what way do you mean?" she asked rasing an eyebrow in a truly confused manner.

Alucard walked out of the shadows holding a packet of cigarettes, "Are these yours?" he asked grinning.

Lilly laughed, "Interesting, you're the only person I've met that knows I smoke, without actually seeing the cigarettes smoked. I have to applaud you for that. By the way, how did you know?" She took a step forward and attempted to take the cigarettes from the vampire.

Alucard smiled and moved his hand so that Lilly couldn't reach her prize, "You reek of these, so I'm not going to give you these so easily. I have a price in mind, though". He smiled and listened to the sound of Lilly's heart beat. That was always his price; blood.

Lilly grinned evilly and said, "I don't care, I can always get more. Plus it's not like I'm addicted".

Knowing she was lying Alucard took a cigarette and asked, "Got a lighter". Lilly smiled and lit the cigarette. Alucard smiled and Lilly pulled on his wrist and lowered the cigarette to her height for a drag.

She exhaled the smoke and smiled, "Thanks for holding my cig for me". She laughed evilly and left Alucard stunned. This was the first time, he'd lost any game to a Hellsing. He smiled at Lilly's courage, which was far more than that of her sister.

Alucard handed the cigarette over to Lilly, "Take it," he said.

Lilly grinned evil, "Nope, you hold it. It's hard to draw with one hand so you can hold my cig while I draw. Also you'll be the one in trouble if they come here". Lilly laughed and took out her drawing materials from the bag slung over her shoulder. She turned a page in her sketch book and began to shade the newly drawn sketch.

Alucard glanced over her shoulder and looked at the picture; of Seras in a Barbie doll box thingy, "Why is Police girl in a box?" he asked confused.

Lilly put her hand on his wrist again and pulled the cigarette in his hand, into her mouth, "Because, she's a Vampire Barbie" said Lilly exhaling smoke, "All Barbie's come in a pretty pink box, stereotypical shit, if you ask me!" Lilly finished sourly. "I'll show you my other pictures, because I choose to be the arrogant chick that wants everyone to appreciate her manga art".

Alucard glanced at the change of emotion from Lilly, "Fine," he said, "But can you at least hold your own cigarette?"

Lilly glared, "No". She began flipping through her sketch book. In there were pictures of friends looking like super villains, her sister looking really bad and some random manga pictures. "I like this one," Lilly said flipping to a page where there was a small manga comic. "It reads from right to left".

The comic had a girl who was very popular in the background, she said, "I'm so funny and popular!" Then the girl in the front got a good idea. She took a can of Dr Peper and shook it up, muttering "That bitch will get whats coming to her" then she yelled "Ew Dr Peper". The popular girl rushed over and took the drink. She opened it and was soaked in the fizzy drink.

Alucard glanced over it and smiled, "Interesting how the fizzy drink covered girl resemble your sister and the one getting her revenge resembles you". He turned to Lilly to see her response.

She grinned and put on a documentary person like accent, "Yes interesting indeed. Marvellous, isn't it". She took another drag on the cigarette and flicked the butt out of Alucard's hand. "Can you draw?"

Alucard shrugged, "It's been a long time since I tried".

Lilly held out a pencil and said, "Draw someone and I'll judge them, just like god". Then Lilly let out an evil laugh as Alucard shrugged and started to draw. Lilly looked over his shoulder, "The eyes are good, but you really can't draw realistically".

Alucard glanced at Lilly, "What do you mean realistically, you're pictures have the strange eyes and look weird".

Lilly glanced back, "I mean realistic as your chick is flat! She had no bust!"

Alucard gave a strange sideways glance at Lilly and admitted, "I didn't think of drawing one".

Lilly sighed, "Do I really have to yell at you. All manga chicks have got to have big boobs and their butts have to be huge! Do you not understand! All anime chick need to have huge tits and fat butts!" She picked up a ruler and began to whack it on the table, "DO- YOU- NOT- UN- DER- STAND!" She yelled at Alucard, whacking the ruler on the table violently. "Think about Police girl! I mean, try to draw her! She's got a rack!"

Alucard couldn't hold his laughter anymore, he burst out laughing and started rolling around on the floor, "You truly resemble Integra," he said between laughter, "Yes, especially when you yell".

A cold voice cut into their conversation, "Whats this about me?" Seras stood at the top of the stairs.

Lilly put her hand over her mouth, "Ummmm...yeah. Wheres Angela?" she asked.

Seras pouted, "she went to bed a few hours before. I came here to say that the sun is rising soon," She glared at Alucard who was still laughing, but not as hard.

Alucard finally stopped his chortle and said, "Well good night Master. You'll be needing sleep," he addressed Lilly and secretly handed her the cigarettes back.

Lilly smiled and hid the cigarettes in her closed hand, "Yeah, night." she said and ran to her room. She opened the door and burst out laughing. "Man that chick needs a chill pill! That Alucard guy is hot though, I won against him, so now teh hot vampire guy must applaud teh manga-ka chick" she mused to herself as she got her diary out and wrote what she had just said in it.

A/N w00t another chapter!!! When Lilly was shouting at Alucard about the manga chicks have huge racks and big butts, is something Naruko yelled at me. I got a dog now! He called Felix and is my personal Angel of Death! I've also bought a book on how to draw manga, so now Naruko need not yell at me.