Author: Toxic Loser

Title: Double trouble

Summery: Integra has to decide on an heiress to Hellsing. Her decision is limited to the only family members that are under 18, which are the twins; Lilly and Angela. How is she related to them? Will the Hellsing vampires favourites become the heir? Read to find out.

Rating: PG, I guess. I might change it later.

Paring: Still haven't made one, I shall now go and hang my head in shame

Disclaimer: I don't own Hellsing, if I did I'd be stinking rich!!!

A/N Yay, chapter four. I got my how to draw manga book. Damn I've improved. Wow! I've now also got the fourth Hellsing. OMG Schrodinger is so adorable. He is the cutest little werewolf ever!

Dedication: This story is dedicated to Naruko and Multi colour, who yell at me and criticise my pictures. It's actually helping, but then again I am a complete and utter nut, that hums the circus song at tennis.

Chapter four: Things that make you go huh, wtf?

Angela awoke to find it was already evening, giving a yawn she rolled out of bed and started to dress. As usual Walter came into her room and left her breakfast there. She accepted it, still tired. "I'm becoming more and more like Lilly," she said yawning again.

Walter looked at her and asked, "Why would you say that?"

Angela smiled, "I'm starting to like vampires, I'm staying up late into the night and I've become so bored that I've been reading Lilly's stupid books," she went back to eating as Walter left. "Now what am I to do?" she mused to herself. After finishing eating she opened one of her bags and took out her own CD player. Putting a pop song on repeat she lay back and watched the ceiling.

(Later in Lilly's room)

Lilly tossed and turned in her sleep, "No, keep the furry animals at bay. Ack no!" she sat up from her dream panting. Wiping her forehead she heard a knock on the door. "Eeeeep, the furry cute things have come back to haunt me," with that comment she walked over to the door and opened it. "Hey Walter!" she said taking a food tray from him.

"Evening, Miss Lilly. I was told to inform you that Alucard is wake, by Miss Angela," he said, handing her the food tray, which she put on her bed and began to pig out.

Stuffing her face, she turned to Walter, "Don' cuall 'er Miz Angala, cuall 'er Barby," she said though a mouthful of food. She then began to laugh as Walter turned and left. Finishing her food, she walked out of her room to find Alucard.

Halfway down the corridor she heard a familiar voice, "Hello master are you going back to yell at me again," Alucard fazed out of a wall in front of Lilly. He was wearing a grin.

She gave a grin and reached into her bag, "Well duh!" she answered and holding her ruler high like a sword marched them into where they had been drawing before. "Where was I? Oh yeah! DO YOU NOT UN DER STAND! All manga chicks need huge hips and big busts! WHY? BECAUSE IT LOOKS MORE NATURAL! THEY MUST BE SLUTTY, WITH HUGE BOOBS AND BIG-" At that moment Angela and Seras walked in.

Seras gave her a strange glance and Angela asked, "Lilly, why are you teaching him how to draw?"

Seras glanced at Lilly then to Alucard and finally to Angela, "Wait, was all this yelling about teaching him how to draw. Then why was she telling him to give them bigger...ummmmm-"

"Busts?" suggest Alucard.

"Boobs?" suggested Angela.

"Tits!" yelled Lilly and everyone stared at her. She blushed bright red as everyone stared at her, standing on the table, ruler in hand. "Awkward silence, I'll just be going .... now," she giggled psychotically and ran out of the room. Alucard sighed and walked after her.

(Meanwhile in Integra's office)

Walter put his tray down and handed Integra some tea. She nodded and began on more paperwork. "Sir Integra, have you seen the way Lilly and Angela have taken a shine to the vampires. It's nice that Seras has someone to talk to and Alucard hasn't visited you since they got here".

Integra thought for a moment and said, "It is nice not to be bothered by the vampires, but I really don't trust Alucard to behave."

Walter picked up the now empty tray, "On the contrary Lilly seems to be controlling him. I heard her yelling at him yesterday; I'm not sure what they were talking about, but I'm sure he won't do it again". With that he turned and walked out of her office.

He closed the door and heard a familiar voice yell, "Walter!" Lilly ran up to him, rather hurriedly. A panicked expression sat on her face.

"What is it?" he asked, hoping that Alucard hadn't done something to scare her.

She smiled, "Hi!" then she turned back and saw Alucard, "Oi, come here!" she yelled and he shrugged and walked towards her.

Walter, relieved, smiled and said, "Well if you don't need me I guess I'll be going".

Lilly held him back, "No stay here. I wanna see something," then she yelled to Alucard, "Walk slowly!" then she began to hum "here comes the bride" (a/n it that song they play at weddings).

Walter gave her a strange look. "I've got to get going".

Lilly pouted, "Stay, I need to see something," she finished humming and said, "Alucard, Walter hold hands" they did as they glanced at her oddly. "I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU VAMPIRE AND BUTLER!" she yelled and then fell down in a fit of giggles. They exchanged glances and looked at the teen rolling around the floor laughing.

"Who making all this noise?" Integra called out opening to door to her office. She looked at them and asked, "What is all this about?"

Alucard shrugged, "It seems, we've just been pronounced a vampire and butler".

Integra gave them both an estranged glance, "And how does that explain you holding hands?" they both retracted their hands, somewhat awkwardly.

Lilly managed to stop her giggle fit and stand up, "I haven't finished yet. Hold hands again. Ok, now where was I? Oh yeah! I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU VAMPIRE AND BUTLER! YOU MAY NOW KISS EACH OTHER!" then she burst into another fit of laughter. Both the vampire and butler retracted their hands and look at each other awkwardly.

"Oh god, not this again!" said Angela walking down the corridor to see what Lilly had said, "Has she been pronouncing people like married, again?" Seras stepped over Lilly with Angela and they both walked to Walter's side. "Don't ask, she's just weird".

Lilly stopped giggling and yawned, "Well I'm tired, I'll be going to bed now". With that she walked away.

Angela and Seras sighed, "See you tomorrow". With that they all walked their separate ways.

A/N Don't ask about this chapter, I don't know. It was just weird for the sake of weird. It's based on something stupid I made up in my head, but then again I'm a weirdo. And now a weirdo that can draw. Be afraid be very afraid!!! Ghwahahahahahaha!!! Anderson's laugh, I like his shoes, he has the same shoes as Alucard. I've got an idea for the next chapter, but I wants more reviews!