Author: Toxic Loser

Title: Double trouble

Summery: Integra has to decide on an heiress to Hellsing. Her decision is limited to the only family members that are under 18, which are the twins; Lilly and Angela. How is she related to them? Will the Hellsing vampires favourites become the heir? Read to find out.

Rating: PG and I'll keep it that way.

Paring: I have had so much time to think of one but my brain has shut down.

Disclaimer: I don't own Hellsing, but I do own the car game (don't ask, just read). I don't own Sailor Moon, but I must admit, I watch it. And I don't own Mike. He's actually a friend over the internet. I don't own the St Kilda joke. Where I live St Kilda is known for its prostitutes.

A/N Cool reviews. To tell the truth I've only met two pairs of twins before. One pair were boys and were exactly the same and the other pair were completely different. Awesome.

Dedication: This is dedicated to Multi Colour and Naruko. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MULTI COLOUR!!! WH00T!!!!!

Chapter five: Ice skating

Angela awoke to the sound of knocking on her door. 'It's probably just Walter,' she thought rolling over to one side. Yawning she stood up and walked over to the door. "Hey W-" she started, but stoped when she saw Lilly standing in front of her. "Lilly what the hell are you doing?" she hissed.

Lilly giggled, "I got insomnia! Plus the sun's going to go down in an hour or so, I' here to ask why your up so late,"

Angela crossed her arms and glared at her twin, "How the hell can you get insomnia?"

Lilly smiled "Simple" she giggled and pulled an empty Pepsi bottle from behind her back. "I can't believe I drank all this crap! Good thing I kept it under my bed!"

"Miss Angela, Miss Lilly. Good, you're both awake," a voice behind Lilly said as Walter approached, two trays in hand. "I'm here to inform you that today I have organized a trip for you two, Seras, Alucard (by Lilly's request) and Pip to go ice skating. A car shall you up in two hours and Alucard will meet you two there".

Lilly punched a fist in the air, "Oh yeah! Teh manga-ka chick shall rule all!" she yelled and started doing her own little dance. "I love ice skating! Usagi taught me how to!"

Angela took her tray from Walter and turned to her dancing twin, "Who's Usagi?"

Lilly giggled and answered, "Sailor Moon. You know. Fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight. Never running from a real fight. She is the one called Sailor Moon. She will never turn her back on her friends, she is always there to defend-"

Having enough Angela shut the door in Lilly's face, "Oh my god, she's annoying!"

Walter smiled, "Here's your tray Miss Lilly," with that he handed her the tray and walked away.

(Meanwhile inside Angela's room)

She looked at her clothes, trying on clothes and when they didn't look right, throwing them on the floor. "Maybe this top and this... nah, it makes my butt look big," she threw the skirt on the floor.

(Later in Lilly's room)

Lilly had finished getting dressed and the effects of the Pepsi was starting to wear of. She wasn't as hyper, hearing her name being called she grabbed a coat and ran downstairs. "You took your time" Angela hissed. Lilly giggled and followed the group outside, where a car was waiting for them. Angela slipped into the front seat, while (from left to right) Lilly, Pip and Seras got into the back.

Reaching behind her to get a manga book out of her bag, Lilly's hand found that she left her bag in her room, "I haven't got my bag, what am I supposed to do during this car trip?" she whined.

Angela ignored her and flicked on the radio, "I love this song!" she and Seras shouted as techno beat filled the car. Angela and Seras began to bounce up and down with the beat of the music. The car began to move and Lilly gazed longingly back to the mansion.

Then an evil grin overtook her face, "Pip, lets play a game," she said turning to him.

He gazed at her, still not trusting her for the prank she played on the geese before, "What kind of game?"

She smiled, "It's simple. When we see a red car we punch each other really hard on the shoulder and go red car. If we see a post box, we poke each other and go poke box. And if we see a truck, we point like we're on drugs and go Truuuuuck. It's fun".

Pip shrugged, "Sure. Whats the name of this game, anyway?"

Lilly smiled, "It's called Lets-bash-the-crap-outta-each-other-for-no-reason-what-so-ever," she said quickly. Angela sighed and turned up the radio. It was going to be a very long trip. "Red car," she punched Pip, on the arm.

He winced, "I wasn't- red car!" he punched her.

Seras moved away from Pip and Lilly, "Just great, there's a car dealer up ahead,"

(One long road trip later)

Lilly slid out of the car, grin plastered to her face and one hand holding her bruised shoulder. Pip got out next holding his bruised shoulder and wincing. Seras got out, looking like she didn't want to know them. Angela slid out of the car next, hoping that things would improve once they went inside.

Lilly turned to Pip, "Now wasn't that fun?"

Seras winced, "No, sitting in a car with you two is painful. Hmph,"

"What was painful, Police girl?" a voice asked out of thin air and a pair of orange tinted glasses appeared. Seras sighed and Lilly grinned, "Walter told me you called Master," he said addressing Lilly.

Lilly smiled, "Come. You've gotta come ice skating with us, or else I'll sell your glasses on ebay," with that she turned and walked inside the ice skating building. They followed her into the cold building, where many people were ice skating and chatting. "Whoa, Barbie, check this out. It has a rink and everything! Damn, this totally rocks".

Angela glared, "Don't call me Barbie!" Lilly paid no attention and walked over to get her ice skating shoes. The girls tied their shoes as Alucard and Pip merely watched.

Seras looked at Alucard and Pip, "Aren't you going ice skating," they both shook their head. She stood up and watched as Angela picked herself of the ground and began to skate around the rink, slowly, "Hey wait for me!" she quickly skated over to the teen.

By now Lilly had finished putting on her skates, then stood up and promptly fell down, "I thought you said you were good at skating," teased Angela skating around her twin, backwards.

Lilly smiled and shook her head, "I said Usagi taught me how and she can't skate without Tuxedo Mask," she said. She leaned on a rink wall and pulled herself up. "And here he comes now". A boy about Lilly's age skated up to her. He was handsome in a dark way, his black hair was short and he had dark green eyes. He wore a black jacket and black spray painted jeans.

He held out a hand, "So we finally meet Lilly".

She took his hand and smiled at him, "Hey Mike, I knew you lived in this part of England, but I never knew you were this close".

Angela skated up to the couple, with Seras following, "Ah, so this is the all famous Mike. I'm Angela".

Mike looked from her to Lilly, he smiled, "You must be mistaken, St Kilda is that way," he pointed to a random direction. Lilly burst out laughing and Angela looked taken back. She turned and skated away, her nose in the air. Lilly smiled and took Mike over to meet Alucard and Pip.

A/N This chapter is short, because I have school now. Sayonara!