Author: Toxic Loser

Title: Double trouble

Summery: Integra has to decide on an heiress to Hellsing. Her decision is limited to the only family members that are under 18, which are the twins; Lilly and Angela. How is she related to them? Will the Hellsing vampires favourites become the heir? Read to find out.

Rating: PG, it's not going to change

Paring: I've got one, but it's going to be in later chapters. You won't suspect it, so I'm going to give clue next chapters.

Disclaimer: I wish I could own Hellsing, but I don't. I don't own a series of unfortunate events. I have only read up to the carnivorous carnival.

A/N Wh00t, I'm still here. True I'm crap at writing and all my retarded fanart, but.... Meh. I love to write and draw, so you can't get rid of me that easily ::Sticks tongue out at the audience:: Tehe. I'm really immature. XD

Dedication: For Naruko and Multi colour. I wish you two were dead, so I could write a series of unfortunate events about orphan.... Wait thats not very nice. ::tear:: I'm evil!

Chapter six: Gothika vs Josephine

Mike walked out of the building and glanced at his watch for a few minutes. He paced down the road, taking a cigarette out of his back pocket and lighting it with a black lighter. Taking a drag on the cigarette he paced down the road, checking his watch.

"Shit I'm late," he muttered. A car horn blared and he jumped back as a black Cadillac pulled up to his side. The door opened and a light shone into his eyes. Unable to see he was unable to struggle as arms grabbed him and pulled him into the car. The door shut with a snap and the car drove of.

The bright light shone in his eyes, making him wince, "Now Mike, vhat do you know about Hellsing?" asked a heavy German accented voice.

(Later in the Hellsing car)

"Red car!" yelled Lilly punching Pip in the arm.

"Red car!" he replied as another car went past them.

Angela bashed her head into the dashboard, "For god sakes Lilly. Please stop. I'll pretend I like manga, I'll listen your music with you, I'll even sing in French, wearing one of those maid suits. But please, just stop!" Angela moaned. Seras had seated herself as far away from the Lilly and Pip.

Lilly smiled evilly, "French you say".

"Red car!"

Lilly looked around, "Where? Red car". Angela sighed and gave up; Lilly was too hard to deal with.

Pip smiled, "Red car!"

Lilly grimaced as she was hit, "Lets not play this anymore," she said in a bored tone. She reclined back to her seat and gazed at the ceiling with a sad look on her face.

Surprised by the change of emotion, Pip sighed and asked, "So what do we do now?"

Lilly sighed, "I dunno. I'm gunna think about my death".

Angela smiled, as everyone glanced at the not so cheery, anymore, Lilly "Hey Gothika long time no see. I was starting to miss you, Weird Lilly was being weird again".

Lilly sighed and closed her eyes, "You do know that this personality change is something that happens to you too?"

Seras glanced from Lilly to Angela, who answered, "No it doesn't".

Lilly sighed and opened her eyes, "What happens when you put on your necklace. How is it that you can't remember anything when you have it on and everyone, all of a sudden, call you Josephine. How is it that they think you're smart too. How is it that I have met Josephine. It's that spell that Wiccan chick cast on Amber when she was pregnant," carefully see leaned forwards and talked to her twin.

Angela shook her head, "Oh my god Gothika, one stop calling mum "Amber" and two that has never happened! I'll show you," she reached into her pocket and pulled out a small silver star on a cord of black wire. The necklace gleamed of all the lights they passed. Putting the necklace on she started "See there is nothin-" she stopped and then looked around the car.

Lilly smiled, "Josephine long time no see."

Angela, or Josephine, turned to Lilly, "Hello Gothika. Did you really try to make Angela believe you, again? You've been trying, she an embarrassment to all blondes and won't listen to you".

Lilly sighed, "I knew that,"

Seras and Pip looked at them, confused, by what had just happened, "So you're Angela and you're also Josephine?" Pip asked.

Angela sighed, "Josephine would have normal been part of my character if not for the spell. So now I am a completely different character that must share her body. Well... It was nice meeting you all. Goodbye," she finished and took of her necklace. "See I told you that Josefine doesn't exist".

Seras was amazed, "It's Josephine and she is real" she said and Pip nodded.

"No she's-" she started but stopped. Everyone watched, thinking she was going to turn into Josephine again, but she just said "We've stopped". They got out and walked to their rooms.

A/N I like the cliffy at the start. Mike reappears later..... I like Mike. He worships me. Don't ask why. Spoilers for later chapters, but I'll make them meet Millennium and maybe Iscariot. You're honesty going to guess what the pairing is. I'm soo brilliant. Anyway this chapter is just used for to show Gothika and Josephine, who show up later in the story.... and the Wiccan chick was me. Bwahahaha. Well actually it wasn't. Tehe. XD