Chapter V: A Little Romantic 'Oops'

"Oh, my God! What the heck?" exclaimed Téa.

"Grandpa! What the hell are you doing?" demanded Kaiba, standing next to Téa.

Grandpa laughed evily. "Hehe. I was just getting a few pictures of you. I've never seen Kaiba have fun before."

Téa muttered under her breath, "I'm going to kill Yugi. Him and his Grandpa, always ruining something."

"What did you say about my grandson, dear?" asked Grandpa.

"Nothing," Téa smiled sweetly.

"All right then, I'll be on my way." Grandpa began to creep away.

"Wait, what are you going to do with those pictures?" asked Kaiba, looking at him suspiciously.

"I'm going to put them in my scrapbook, of course. If that's okay with you."

Kaiba nodded. "Fine, do what you want with them."

Grandpa looked at Kaiba. "Thanks."

Grandpa left, leaving Téa and Kaiba standing alone, again. "We should probably get to bed. It's getting late," said Téa.

"Okay," said Kaiba. In his mind, he laughed evilly. The thing was, he didn't sleep at all at night. And no one would ever find out.

Téa looked at him suspiciously. She knew exactly what he was thinking, and he wouldn't get away with it. Téa had walked past his room one night, and had seen him staring at the wall like a zombie, obviously not sleeping.

"What are you thinking?" Kaiba asked her.

"Um... I was wondering if you wanted to come to my room with me for a little while."

Kaiba looked at her: "O.O"

"Not that way!" Téa said, and whacked his arm.

"Oh, no. It's not that I mind." said Kaiba, putting on a sexy grin.

"Kaiba! You're so sick minded! I just thought we could talk!" said Téa, glaring.

"Calm down, dear. Before you start hyperventilating," said Kaiba.

Téa glared at him again, then grabbed his hand, and they made their way down the hall. It was dark and quiet.

"Geez, everyone's sleeping already," commented Kaiba.

"Yeah," said Téa, pulling Kaiba into her room. She shut the door.

For some reason, Kaiba felt like he was being lured into a trap. He looked at Téa, suspicion written all over his face.

"So, have a seat." Téa gestured towards the bed she was sitting on.

"Erm... okay," said Kaiba, sitting beside her.

Téa looked at him. His handsome features were twisted in puzzlement. "Awh, you're so cute when you're thinking," she said, nuzzling his neck.

Kaiba looked at Téa. "I'm kinda thirsty," he said.

"I'll get you a drink," said Téa, knowing this was her chance. She got up and tiptoed down the hall, and into the small kitchen. She poured a glass of water for Kaiba. But she added something. And that something was... Chemical X! (A/N: Cue Powerpuff Girls theme! :D I'm just kidding. Hehe. Read on and find out what she added).

Téa had added a crushed up sleeping pill. "This outta do it," she whispered to herself, making her way back to her room.

"Welcome back," said Kaiba, hearing her close the door. He was deeply engrossed in one of Téa's manga: Sailor Moon Vol. VII.

Téa laughed. "Oh, my God, Kaiba. I didn't know you liked Sailor Moon," she chuckled.

"I don't," he said, automatically dropping it on the ground.

Téa handed him the glass of water. "Here," she said.

He took it from her and guzzled it down. The after taste made him realize something was wrong with it. "Téa! What did you put in this?" he demanded.

Téa looked at him and grinned. "Just a little something to make you sleep," she said.

His eyes widened. "How... you!" was all he managed to spit out because he was so angry.

"Kaiba, I know you don't sleep at night. I guess this was the only way," she said.

"But you drugged me!" he complained. Kaiba let out a defeated sigh. "Fine, you win."

Téa smiled and kissed his nose. "Do you feel drowsy yet?" she asked.

Kaiba nodded his head. "A little."

Téa reached over to hug him and lost her balance. She fell right on top of him.

Kaiba chuckled, "I didn't know you wanted me that bad!" He was pinned down.

Téa tried to get off him, but instead got tangled in his legs and arms. Plus, the covers on the bed didn't help much, either. Kaiba laughed, then smirked. He tried to push her off, but he was too sleepy.

"You're not much help, Seto!" she exclaimed.

"Hey, you called me Seto! Why is that?" he asked.

"Because I'm mad at you!" she said still struggling to get off.

"Oh, I see," was all he said.

"Help me get off of you, unless you want to be crushed!" she said. She planned to deliberately crush him if he didn't help.

"What if I want you to crush me?" he said smirking, then pulling her towards him even more.

Téa gaped.

"Besides, you don't weigh a thing. I can handle you on top of me all night!" Kaiba said.

"You're such a pig!" Téa cried out, laughing.

He smirked, then kissed her passionately.

"You think you're so good," she muttered against him.

"I am, though," he replied.

Téa managed to roll off of him, so she was lying beisde him. She looked at him, then burrowed into his chest.

Kaiba looked at her once more and flicked off the lamp. "Hehe," he said, the sleepy feeling over whelming. He closed his eyes and drifted into a deep slumber.

"Gotcha!" she muttered, for the second time that day. She soon fell asleep also.

Joey awoke to the bright morning sun shining on his face. "Awh, it's my turn to wake everyone up today." He lazily stumbled out of bed and pulled on some clothes. "I'm so hungry," he said, his stomach rumbling.

He first stopped at Yugi's door, and pulled it open. "Hey, Yugi, it's time to get up," he said.

"I'm up," Yugi mumbled, getting out of bed. Joey closed the door.

"Next stop, Tristan," he said laughing madly. He reached Tristan's door and flung it open. "YO, TRISTAN! UP AND AT 'EM!" he screamed.

Tristan jumped out of bed. "I'm up, I'm up." When he saw who it was, his face twisted in anger. "Joey, you freakin' son of a - " (A/N: Sorry, Tristan! :D I'm trying to keep this PG! I could always just change the rating, but nah. )

Joey left Tristan's room. He didn't have to wake Bakura up, because he had seen him walking down the hall, zombie-like.

So, that left Kaiba and Téa. Joey already knew that Kaiba was up, but probably still in his room. "He never sleeps," Joey muttered. He pulled open Kaiba's door, and there was no one there. "He must be at breakfast already," he said, making his way to Téa's room.

He opened the door. At first he didn't see anything but a discarded comic. What he saw next made him cry out. Téa was snuggled in next to Kaiba, her hair aroused, and a dreamy smile on her face. Kaiba's button up shirt was unbuttoned and mangled. (A/N: No, don't think that way. Kaiba unbuttoned his shirt in the middle of the night because the room was too hot). His hair was also a mess. This picture was not a good one for Joey.

"MY GOD DAMN EYES! THEY'RE BURNED! THEY'RE SCARRED!" he yelled, startling Téa and Kaiba awake.

"Joey! What are you doing in my room?" Téa yelled back at him.

"I just came to wake you up, and here I find that you were sleeping with Kaiba, the most spoiled CEO ever!" Joey cried.

Kaiba got up. "Shut your trap, you dog. It's not how it looks. We came in here to talk and we both fell asleep. So what?" His eyes bore holes through Joey's.

Joey looked at Téa and knew she was telling the truth. What had he been thinking? Téa would never do something like that. He sighed in relief. "I believe you," he said to Téa and Kaiba.

"Good," said Téa, "now let's go get some breakfast." She took Kaiba's hand and gently guided him out. Joey led the way to the breakfast table. Little did they know what breakfast had in store for them.

Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon either - Naoko Takeuchi does. : )

A/N: Oh, my God. I'm so sorry I got all romantic and mushy on you guys. I watched Pearl Harbour last night. -sob- Haha, anyway, the next chapter promises more humor. I'm also sorry it took me so long to update. I was busy this weekend. Thank-you again to all of my reviewers! You guys are too kind. Thanks for reviewing, and thanks for all the nice compliments! Well, this is me, signing off! Bye, all!

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