Chapter VI: Breakfast

"So, then, she says, 'Oh, my God, Becky, look at that butt! It is like, so big!'" finished, Joey, laughing. He stuffed another pancake in his mouth.

The director had finally decided to let them eat whatever, as long as they promised to watch how much they ate and what they ate. He did this because he figured that lack of food, equals lack of energy.

Téa rolled her eyes sarcastically. "Oh, yeah, Joey. That's so funny," she said, her voice dripping with absolute sarcasm.

Joey looked at her and grinned. "Shall I tell another joke? Oh, yeah, and by the way, everyone, this one really happened," said Joey, glaring at Kaiba.

Kaiba flushed a crimson color, but not just from embarrassment, also from anger. He gritted his teeth. "Keep your mouth shut, Wheeler, or I'll take you down," he said angrily.

Joey smirked. "Sure ya will. Anyway, I went to go wake up Mr. CEO, here, and saw that he wasn't in his room. So, I thought to myself, obviously he's already at breakfast. Only reasonable explanation, right? Wrongo," said Joey.

Téa sighed. "Joey, I doubt anyone cares. Plus, you already said you believed us, so there!" She stuck her tongue out at him.

Joey opened his mouth to say something, but Kaiba cut him off.

"So, what? Okay, everyone. You might as well know. I fell asleep in Téa's room! Jeez, what's the big deal about that?" he finished.

Everyone shrugged.

"Who cares?" said Bakura. "I mean, I fell asleep in Mai's room once." He decided it would be best if he stopped talking because of the looks he was recieving. Then he grinned. "I'm just kidding, you guys," he said chuckling.

Everyone sweat-dropped and looked relieved.

Suddenly, Tristan's eyes got all glazed. "The Evil Lemon," he muttered.

"Um, Tristan?" Téa asked. "Are you alright?"

"God, dammit, Téa! I'm trying to save your life, and you're asking me if I'm alright?!" Tristan said.

"O.O" Kaiba looked at Tristan. Then, he took Tristan's doughnut and started to inspect it.

Everyone forgot Tristan for a moment and turned their attention towards Kaiba.

"O.O"

"Stop looking at me," he muttered, still inspecting it.

"Is everyone in here off their rocker?!" cried Yugi.

"The Evil Lemon has a rocker. But he's not off it, he's sitting on it," said Tristan, his eyes shining.

"O.O"

"Guys, I found out what's wrong with Tristan," said Kaiba.

"What?" asked Yugi.

"Someone drugged his doughnut," Kaiba said simply.

Everyone looked shocked, but Joey on the other hand was laughing. They all stared at him.

"Joey, it's not that funny," said Yami, who had taken over.

Joey stopped laughing. "Yeah, I guess you're right."

"I'm telling you! The Evil Lemon will kill us all! We must get away before the Lemon brings destruction to everyone and everything," continued Tristan.

Suddenly, laughter rang out. Evil laughter. Everyone turned to face Bakura, who, well, wasn't Bakura anymore. It was his Yami.

"Um, Yami Bakura, what's so God damned funny, and could you please share it with us?" said Téa.

Yami Bakura tried to stiffle his giggles. "I'm the one who drugged Tristan's doughnut. You know, just for laughs," he said. His eyes were brimmed with laughter tears, and he was slapping his knee.

"Yami Bakura, that's not funny," said Yugi's Yami, sharply.

He stopped laughing. "What, are you going to fight me, Pharaoh Boy?" he demanded.

"No, he won't. I will," said Téa standing up to face him. "Bring it on, Tomb Raider."

"Téa, don't," said Kaiba looking a little worried.

"Awh, I'll be fine," she said, winking at him.

"I don't want to fight a girl. I don't want to hurt you," said Yami Bakura looking at her.

"Téa, don't do it," said Yami.

"I'm doing it," she said. She positioned herself directly infront of Yami Bakura.

"You'll be sorry," he said doing the same as her.

"Téa, be careful," Kaiba whispered to himself.

A/N: Hey guys! I hope you liked that chapter. :D Just so you know, this chapter is in two parts. Hehe. I love doing that! Thanks for reviewing and all the nice compliments. You guys are way too kind!

PrincessSapphire: Thanks for being such a loyal reader. You've reviewed almost every chapter! Thank you so much! -huggles-

Kaiba: "Can you hug me too?" -does puppy eyes-

BKA: "Awh... of course!" -huggles Kaiba-

Well, that's all for now, guys. See ya all later! :D

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