Okay... I made this chapter a lot longer than my other ones because of so many MAKE LONGER CHAPTER demands. So read it thoroughly and very intricately.

Chapter 3

Numbuh 4 stepped into the living room certain nothing bad could happen. He hummed and started to walk across the video game system.

"It's a beautiful day and- AHH!" he stumbled over the wires. He fell on top of Numbuh 3 who was sitting on the couch. They both blushed. The fall caused the couch to tip over which fell on Numbuh 2's toe.

"OW! OW OW OW OW OW!" He started jumping up and down because of the horrid pain. He bumped into the main security system power button, which he switched off. About ten seconds after that, Numbuh 1 turned it back on, but that wasn't fast enough. The Toilenator decided to give them a visit. He slopped in, all wet with toilet water.

"YOU DOING DOWN KIDS NEXT DOOR!" He laughed maniacally. Numbuh 4 kicked him out of the building, which sent him flying, and, well, lets just say the security system took care of the rest.

"Whew! That was close!" said Numbuh 1. He walked onto the water which the toilenator left behind. He slipped right on top on Numbuh 5 who was getting some candy from their stash in the kitchen. They rammed into the table, which held Hoagies chili dog.

"NO! NOT MY CHILI DOG!" screamed Numbuh 2. He ran to get it, but he fell out the window on accident.

"NUMBUH 2!" screamed Numbuh 1. He got a big rope he was about to let down. Luckily, the fat one had grabbed onto a tree branch. Numbuh 4 was still on top of Numbuh 3.

"Uh...so... how's life?" he said. He laughed nervously.

"Numbuh 4! Get off! Numbuh 2's in trouble!"

"OH! So you like Numbuh 2 more than me, huh?" He couldn't believe what he just said.

"No, I just think that he needs our help!" they ran over to help him When they finally managed to get him, all of the teammates were pooped.

"Whew! And all of this started just because Numbuh 4 tripped over a wire!" exclaimed Numbuh 2.

"What... did you just say?" asked Numbuh 4. The fortune came true!

"Uh...Numbuh 4? Are you okay? Numbuh 5 says you look a little pale."

"Numbuh 4?" asked Numbuh 1. He was a little concerned. Numbuh 4 hadn't ever looked so sickly. "Do you...need to lie down?"

"No, I just need to go to my room. Now," he said. He ran down the hall.

What's going on! I wasn't around any ponds and I didn't have any rocks...but the fortune seemed to come true! Just because I made one mistake, Numbuh 2 nearly gets killed and we get attacked by the Toilenator! What is going on here?! That's it, I'm checking that cruddy fortune thingy again.

"Aw, come on...where is it? Ah ha!" HE picked up the small pink slip. He was obviously hoping that it would give him a good fortune. When his eyes began to run back and forth against the paper, his heart stopped. Uh oh...

Stupidity is a mans greatest weakness.

"Uh oh... that doesn't sound good...Numbuh 2's in trouble!" he said. Obviously, he didn't know the fortune was referring to him as the stupid one. He was going to run to Numbuh 2's room when he suddenly remembered something.

"Oh no, my report! That thing's worth half of my grade and its due tomarrow! I haven't even started! Oh boy, paper... pencil, ready!"

"Okay class, today we will be reading our reports! I'm going to pick at random from my jar of names who will go first," said Mrs. Thompson. Numbuh 4 prayed it would be him. He wanted to finally read his masterpiece!

"Okay... the reader will be...Wallaby Beetles? Maybe I should pick again..."

"No need Mrs. Thompson! I got my report all ready to go!" He jumped out of his desk and began to read.

"This is my report on how the world was discovered. We all know that Bill Clinton made the telescope and Thomas Edison made the internet, but who made the world? I am here to answer this long saught out for question.

Thousands of years ago, a man by the name of Jackie Chan lived in a place called Asparagus, England. He decided that he wanted to travel the world because he wanted to find the maker of the cheeseburger. He thought if he went toward India, he would be beaten up by giant ninjas! So he went the way of America. OR HE TRIED TO! Instead, he ended up stranded on a island just off the coast of Australia! He swam to Australia to get some nachos. Hey, the guy has gotta eat, you know? So he gets his nachos and asks them if they know who the founder of the cheeseburger is. They don't know, so he keeps his searching. In the middle of the Pacific Ocean, he meets a evil pirate! Jackie Chan is all, 'HIYA!' and the pirate is all, 'yar!' and they fight until Jackie wins. He steals the pirates most treasured possession, their toilet seat. It was made of solid gold!

"Jackie finally got to America and met another guy named Tom Cruise. Together, they sailed the rivers of America and made a map out of candy! They thought this was BRILLIANT! However, they didn't know that the sun was so hot. The map was made of chocolate! So they had to quickly copy the map onto paper. IT wasn't as good, but hey! Who cares?

Finally, after 3 years of being with Tom Cruise and searching around America for the founder of the Cheeseburger, they found an Indian tribe filled with lots of Japanese people! They seemed to know English, so they talked it out and found out that the chief invented the cheeseburger! He showed him the secrets to making the perfect cheeseburger! The chiefs name was Wannahockaloogie. They made friends for a while until the chief found out that Jackie Chan was actually a EVIL WARLOCK! So they had a huge showdown and Jackie won and then Wannahockaloogie tried to kill him and all this cool stuff happened and-"

"Okay Wally! That's enough," said the teacher after puking in her trash can. "I think that deserves a FFF-."

"WHAT?! I worked all night making that stuff up! Don't I get a few points for creativity?"

"No. And the report wasn't even about how the world was discovered! It was about why your family is special!"

"Well... if you let me finish it clearly states that my family is special because I AM related to Jackie Chan! You see, my family tree says that-"

"Wally, just sit down before I fail you from the 4th grade!"

Wally sat down looking at his desk. It wasn't that bad, wasn't it?

Then, he remembered the fortune. Stupidity is a mans greatest weakness. His eyes widened. It had come true yet again!