Chapter XI: The Midnight Rampage and Then Some

"Yami Bakura, just what do you think you're doing?" said Téa, her face awfully close to his.

Yami Bakura pulled his face away from hers. Then, the strangest thing happened. He burst out laughing. "Did you really think that I was gonna kiss you?" he asked.

Téa looked at him with a dumbfounded look on her face. "Well, yeah."

That only made the darker one laugh harder. "I was just trying to get a close up of your face. So it's true what they say about it."

Téa looked at Yami Bakura. "Who is, 'they,' and what do 'they' say about my face?"

"'They' meaning Tristan and Joey. They said that there was a gigantic zit on your nose! And they were right!" Yami Bakura said, shaking with laughter.

Téa's eyes narrowed to tiny little slits, and she shrieked, "What?! AGH! You're all gonna die! There are absolutely no zits on my face!" She glared at the Yami. Actually, it wasn't Yami Bakura anymore. It was the normal one.

"Uh, hi. Err...I'm sorry if my Yami caused you any trouble," said Bakura, cowering in the corner.

"ANY TROUBLE?" Téa exploded. "TELL YOUR YAMI TO GET HIS BUTT OUT HERE RIGHT NOW SO I CAN KICK IT!"

Bakura continued to cower in the corner. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I promise, if you leave me alone, you get dibs on him in the morning!" Bakura said.

Téa looked at Bakura. "Fine. You should get to bed then. I have some unfinished business to take care of."

"Um, yeah. That's a good idea," said Bakura, slowly backing away from Téa and to the hallway entrance.

Téa smiled at Bakura.

Bakura quickly made his way to his room. "O.o"

"Joey and Tristan are going to get a little surprise. Hehe. I'm Santa Claus!" said Téa. (A/N: Oo)

Téa snuck to Joey's room quite quickly, carrying something in her hand. She opened the door, to find Joey sprawled out, hair sticking up in all directions. She giggled evilly.

The object that Téa was carrying was a bucket of warm water. "Mwhahaha!" she laughed.

Placing the bucket on the floor, Téa rolled Joey over just so his hand could reach the water. She dipped his hand in it, and left it there.

While walking back to the door, she said quietly, "Sweet dreams, Joey. And don't you wet the bed." Téa giggled and soon found herself in Tristan's room.

"Perfect," she said, then pulled out a pair of scissors. "Tristan's hair is already screwed up enough. Time to make it worse."

"I'm so bad," giggled Téa as she snipped away at Tristan's hair. "I'm so bad."

Soon, Tristan's hair was nothing but chopped suey.

"Evil shall prevail," said Téa, walking out of Tristan's room, and into her own. She flopped down on the bed. "Won't they be surprised in the morning."

Téa fell asleep.

The next morning, everyone got up bright and early. Director's orders, of course.

It was Kaiba's turn to wake everyone up. He banged loudly on Joey's door. "Up and at 'em!" he yelled.

Kaiba heard a loud groan come from Joey's room, then a cry of surprise. "What the...?!"

Kaiba took the time to roll his eyes, and then he opened up the door. "Joey, come on. We have to - '' Kaiba stopped in mid-sentence when he saw the big, yellow patch on Joey's pants.

"Someone put my hand in warm water!" Joey yelled. "It's not my fault! I'm gonna hunt down whoever did this to me!"

"Well, it looks like the puppy isn't house-trained yet," smirked Kaiba.

"Shut up, Kaiba! Get outta my room!" said Joey, slamming the door in Kaiba's face.

"Well, that went well. Wait until everyone hears about this," chuckled Kaiba as he flung open Tristan's door. "Rise 'n - '' Kaiba, once again, stopped talking.

Tristan sat up in bed, his hands trying to cover his head.

"What happened to you?" commented Kaiba. "Did the hair dresser from hell get loose?"

"I don't know how the heck this happened! Somebody cut my hair while I was sleeping. The director's not going to like this," said Tristan, anime style tear-drops coming from his eyes.

Kaiba sighed and shut the door. Was it just him, or did the cast get weirder every day? He walked passed Téa's room. "Looks like she's already up," he said.

Walking in to the kitchen, Kaiba saw Téa sitting at the table with Bakura and Yugi, a big smile plastered on her face. "Um, morning everyone," said Kaiba sitting down.

"Good morning, Kaiba," said Téa, still grinning.

"O.o"

"Where are Joey and Tristan?" asked Yugi.

"You'll never believe this, but Joey wet the bed and Tristan had his hair chopped up to nothing," said Kaiba.

"Oh, I believe it," said Bakura, giving Téa a knowing look.

"Yep, me too," said Téa, smiling wickedly. "Revenge is so fun!" she muttered under her breath.

"I guess I believe it, too, if you guys do," said Yugi. "O.o"

Kaiba just looked at everyone. "I wonder if they'll show up."

"Maybe, maybe not," said Téa in a mysterious voice.

"O.o"

"Téa, did you have any thing to do with this?" asked Yugi.

Téa burst into tears. "It wasn't me! Why do you all keep looking at me like I'm some sort of criminal?"

"Now, Téa. I was just asking. I mean, you keep grinning evilly," said Yugi.

"It wasn't me. But I know who did. It's time that person was brought to justice. Seto Kaiba, I can't believe I almost covered for you!" yelled Téa.

Bakura's eyes widened. He couldn't believe that Téa was blaming Kaiba.

Kaiba looked at Téa. "What are you talking about? I didn't have anything to do with this whole incident!"

"But you did!" sobbed Téa. "You told me your evil plan last night! So just stop lying!"

Kaiba looked at everybody. "I didn't do it! I swear! I don't have anything against Joey or Tristan...at the moment."

Bakura spoke up. "I know who did it. It wasn't Kaiba, either."

Téa used her hand to make a slicing motion across her neck.

Bakura shrank back. "It was...um."

"Well, spit it out!" said Kaiba.

Bakura closed his eyes and folded his hands into a praying position. "It was Téa! Joey and Tristan said something about her, so she decided to get revenge."

"Téa? Why did you lie and blame Kaiba? You almost got away with it, too," said Yugi.

Téa looked at Yugi and scowled. "Yeah, I did almost get away with it. If it wasn't for that meddling kid, Bakura."

"This isn't Scobby-Doo," said Bakura.

"Bakura, it's probably best that you shut up," said Téa.

"Yeah, it probably is," said Bakura, closing his mouth.

"I can't believe you tried to blame me," muttered Kaiba.

Téa stuck her tongue out at Kaiba. "Nobody asked you."

"Well, I think that you should at least apologize to Kaiba, Téa. After all, you did try to frame him. But don't apologize to Joey and Tristan. They probably deserved what they got," said Yugi.

Téa glared at Yugi. "If I wanted your opinion, I'd give it to you."

"O.o"

"Stop making that face at me, Yugi!" said Téa.

"O.o"

"YUGI! What did I just say?!" Téa could practically melt Yugi with her eyes.

"O.o"

"Téa, I think his face is stuck like that!" said Kaiba.

"Well, then. I guess we will just have to wait until it becomes un-stuck," said Téa.

Just then, Joey and Tristan walked into the kitchen. Tristan had a paper bag over his head.

"Look, it's dumb and dumber," said Kaiba.

"Can it, Mr. Money," said Tristan.

Kaiba shot Tristan a dirty look.

"What's wrong with Yugi?" asked Joey.

"Oh, his face became stuck like that for a little while," said Téa.

Joey just nodded. "Okay."

"Joey and I were just discussing who we thought did those horrible things to us. We have come to a solution," Tristan said.

"It was me!" said Téa.

Joey and Tristan looked at each other. "We were just about to blame Bakura!" said Joey.

Bakura just looked at them and muttered, "Blame it on the sweet, innocent British guy."

"Why did you do it, Téa?" asked Tristan.

"Here's a key word for you, Tristan. Zit," said Téa.

Joey and Tristan both sweat-dropped. "Oh, that," they said unison.

"You're lucky that I didn't kill you!" said Téa.

Joey shrugged. "Oh, well. Hey, you guys. We should probably get going. The director is waiting for us outside."

Everyone nodded.

"Come on, Yugi," said Kaiba.

"O.o"

Kaiba sighed, and grabbed Yugi's arm, dragging him outside.

Little did they that this day of filming would stand above all the rest.

A/N: As you can probably tell, I was a little bit hyper when writing this chapter. O.o So, what do you think? No, flames, please. -huggles all of her reviewers- I love ya guys! Thanks for reviewing. Remember to R&R! Oh, yeah. It took me so long to update 'cause my internet was cut off for a week!

To the reviewer named 'A Person': Please do us all a favor and shut up! I thought that I said no flames! If you don't like my story, TS! Constructive criticism is always welcome, but you have obviously never heard of that. So, excuse me while I remove your pointless flame. : )

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