Chapter 16: Joey's Revenge
A/N: Hey, everyone! Just a quick little author's note! ^_^ // This equals Yugi talking to Yami, and /this equals Yami talking to Yugi. ^_^ **This equals Bakura talking to Yami Bakura, and *this equals Yami Bakura talking to Bakura! ^.~ There you go! See you later! ^^
"Everyone! Get out! This house is going to blow!"
"What?!" Téa looked up at Kaiba alarmed.
"I don't know! What the heck is that dog screaming his head off about?!" said Kaiba, panic crossing his face.
"Well, let's go see! If the house is going to blow up, we have to get out! Now!" Téa said.
Kaiba and Téa ran out of the room and rushed to the living quarters.
"What's going on?!" Téa demanded of Yami, who was sitting there, looking calm.
Yami raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean, Téa?"
"Kaiba and I just heard Joey say two seconds ago, 'Everyone! Get out! This house is going to blow!'" said Téa glaring at Yami.
Yami chuckled. "Oh, that."
"What's so funny?! I'm worried!" said Téa.
This only made Yami laugh harder than he already was.
"What's so damn funny?" said Kaiba getting annoyed.
"Go take a look in the kitchen," Yami managed to spit out.
Téa and Kaiba looked at each other, then walked into the kitchen. Joey, Bakura, and Tristan were in there. Joey was wearing an apron.
The room was showered in little black puffs of smoke. The oven was on. Damn dog.
Joey looked sheepishly at Téa and Kaiba. "Hey, guys!" He threw them a lopsided grin.
Kaiba looked at Joey, disgusted. "Who the hell let YOU near the oven?"
Joey tried to grin again. "Well, Yami was hungry, and he said he had a craving for cookies, so."
"Yami had a craving for cookies at nearly 12:00 AM?" said Téa, looking at the thing we call Joey.
"Yeah," answered Joey.
Tristan and Bakura nodded in agreement.
"Well, then. Fine. I have another question for you idiots. WHY DID YOU LET JOEY USE SOMETHING WAY TOO ADVANCED FOR HIM?!" yelled Kaiba.
Bakura and Tristan looked at each other and shrugged.
"Joey, why did you say the house was going to blow?" asked Téa.
"Oh, I had thought the fire had hit a gas line." he replied.
"There was a fire?" Kaiba said, looking at Téa incredulously.
"Yeah, for about two seconds," answered Joey. "Bakura put it out."
"I can't believe I have to work with such morons!" Kaiba muttered.
"Neither can I," said Joey, sending a death glare towards Kaiba.
"Did you just insult me, mutt?" Kaiba demanded.
"You can bet your life I did," Joey spat.
"Bring it on, apron boy!" yelled Kaiba.
"Gladly, Bill Gaetz!" shouted Joey.
Kaiba lunged at Joey, and into seconds they were rolling on the floor killing each other. (A/N: I almost put that they were rolling on the floor laughing! Lol! ^_^)
"Get off me, you big jerk!" growled Joey. "You're crushing me!"
Téa looked at the two. "Stop your childish fighting!"
"Shh, Téa. I want to see this," said Tristan.
Téa crossed her arms over her chest and glared at Tristan.
Bakura smacked his forehead. "Oh, brother."
"Ow! You friken mutt! You actually BIT me!" Kaiba yelped.
"Well, it was the only way for you to stop pulling my hair!" said Joey.
"Stop it already!" said Téa. "Both of you are being stupid!"
Joey had Kaiba pinned to the ground. (A/N: Kaiba, can't ALWAYS have the most strength, can he? Plus, remember he's disabled. ^_^)
"Get off me, Joey!" said Kaiba, writhing beneath him. (A/N: Whoa! That one sounded bad! Lol! ^.~)
"No," said Joey flatly. "Why would I get off you? I'm about to pound the living *censored* out of you!"
"Oh, no you don't, puppy!" said Kaiba trying to push Joey off.
Joey grinned. "Now is when you lose."
Joey proceeded to bring his fist down on Kaiba's chest several times, thus beating the living *censored* out of him.
Kaiba screamed in agony when Joey hit his bruised ribs. "Stupid mutt! God damn jerk! OW!"
"Joey, stop it right now! You're actually hurting him!" yelled Téa.
Joey brought his fist straight down on Kaiba's nose. "That's for all the times you've insulted me!"
Blood spurted from Kaiba's nose. He glared all his rage at Joey. "You're going to pay dearly."
Joey just smirked at him. "I'm sure. When is that going to happen?"
"ENOUGH!" screamed Téa. "Tristan and Bakura, help me get Joey off of Kaiba."
Bakura grabbed a hold of Joey's arms and tried to pull him off.
"Yami! Get in here! We need your help!" wailed Téa.
Yami walked into the kitchen yawning. "Are my cookies done yet?" He looked at the bloody, crumpled heaps on the floor. "Holy shit."
Tristan and Bakura had managed to pull the enraged Joey off of Kaiba.
Kaiba stood up groggily, blood still dripping from his nose. "You're going to die, Wheeler. You're going to die in this very kitchen. You're going to die in two seconds!" Kaiba charged at Joey.
Yami and Téa quickly grabbed his arms and held him back.
"Let me go!" Kaiba cried.
"Calm down, Kaiba," said Yami, still restraining him.
"Yeah, calm down, Kaiba," said Joey mimicking Yami.
//What's going on, Yami?//
/Nothing, Yugi. Don't worry about it./
Yugi made a pouting face. //I want to know, Yami!//
/Quiet, Yugi! I'm in the middle of something here./
//Fine. Humph.//
Kaiba's breath came out in ragged puffs. "Stupid dog."
"Joey and Kaiba, take ten deep breaths," demanded Téa.
They both did as they were told but it didn't seem to help.
"Now, I want you to go to your rooms. Now," said Téa.
"No," said Kaiba and Joey in unison. They both glared at each other.
*Ryou, what the hell is going on out there?*
**Nothing, Yami. It was just a little fight between Joey and Kaiba.**
Yami Bakura's voice now held interest. *Let me out then. I want to see this.*
Bakura sighed. **Fine. But start anything stupid.**
Yami Bakura grinned. *I won't.*
Bakura and Yami Bakura switched.
"Calm down, Kaiba! It was just a stupid fight. Who cares if you got your ass kicked?" said Yami.
Kaiba looked at Yami threateningly. "I suggest you shut up."
Yami shut up pretty quick.
"Come on, Kaiba. Let's get you cleaned up," said Téa.
"Fine," he said distractedly. Then he looked at Joey. "You better watch your back, Wheeler. You'll get hit the hardest, and won't see it coming."
Joey just laughed. "Yeah, sure, Kaiba."
Téa pulled Kaiba towards the washroom.
Yami Bakura and Tristan let go of Joey's arms.
"I can't believe I missed all the good stuff," complained Yami Bakura.
Téa and Kaiba were now in the washroom. Téa picked up a cloth and ran it under cold water. Then she gently started to wipe the dried blood away on Kaiba's nose.
"Joey's a jerk," Kaiba muttered. "Joey's such a jerk."
"Oh, hush," said Téa. "You're just mad because he totally whipped you into next week."
Kaiba remained silent.
"You shouldn't start things you can't finish," said Téa teasingly.
Kaiba still remained silent. Then he sniffed.
Téa had to hold back a giggle. Kaiba looked so kawaii when he was pouting.
Téa tossed the wash cloth aside, and then gently took Kaiba's hand, pulling him to his feet.
"I'm going to bed," she said, leading him out of the washroom.
"Me too," he muttered.
Téa leaned forward and kissed him.
He kissed her back.
Téa hugged him tightly. "Don't be such a stick in the mud."
He grunted, then stalked off to his room.
Téa just shook her head and headed for her own room.
"I'm so tired," she said, yawning. She flicked on the light. Then let out a blood-curdling scream.
Disclaimer: I do not own "Yu-Gi-Oh!" although I wish I did. ^_^ Kazuki Takahashi does. ^_^
A/N: Look! I updated pretty quickly, eh? ^_~ And you know why? It's because you guys left so many nice reviews, and asked me to update nicely! ^_^ Thank you so much, dudes! I'm glad you like my fic so much! -gets all starry eyed- Lol! ^.~
I'm thinking of putting in some Ryou/Bakura or Bakura/Yami Bakura. Whatever you want to call it. ^_^ But first I want to know what you think! Should there be some yaoi in my fic? ^_^ Tell me what you think when you review, okay? ^.~
I'll try and get 'Burning Cold' updated as soon as possible. ^_^ -sweatdrop- I really do have the whole plot figured out, so no worries, okay? ^.~
Thank you so much to all of my reviewers! I love you guys! ^_^ I really do! -huggles them all, and gives them candy- ^_^
I'd thank you all individually again, but that would take too long. So, thank you if you reviewed! You're the best! ^.~ :) Remember to review this chapter, too! ^^
Everyone have a good Remembrance Day (or Veteran's Day in the States) and please do take time to remember those who died in the wars. ^^
Well, I must be going now! See you all later and in the next chapter! ^.~
~Blue-Kool-Aid~
A/N: Hey, everyone! Just a quick little author's note! ^_^ // This equals Yugi talking to Yami, and /this equals Yami talking to Yugi. ^_^ **This equals Bakura talking to Yami Bakura, and *this equals Yami Bakura talking to Bakura! ^.~ There you go! See you later! ^^
"Everyone! Get out! This house is going to blow!"
"What?!" Téa looked up at Kaiba alarmed.
"I don't know! What the heck is that dog screaming his head off about?!" said Kaiba, panic crossing his face.
"Well, let's go see! If the house is going to blow up, we have to get out! Now!" Téa said.
Kaiba and Téa ran out of the room and rushed to the living quarters.
"What's going on?!" Téa demanded of Yami, who was sitting there, looking calm.
Yami raised an eyebrow. "What do you mean, Téa?"
"Kaiba and I just heard Joey say two seconds ago, 'Everyone! Get out! This house is going to blow!'" said Téa glaring at Yami.
Yami chuckled. "Oh, that."
"What's so funny?! I'm worried!" said Téa.
This only made Yami laugh harder than he already was.
"What's so damn funny?" said Kaiba getting annoyed.
"Go take a look in the kitchen," Yami managed to spit out.
Téa and Kaiba looked at each other, then walked into the kitchen. Joey, Bakura, and Tristan were in there. Joey was wearing an apron.
The room was showered in little black puffs of smoke. The oven was on. Damn dog.
Joey looked sheepishly at Téa and Kaiba. "Hey, guys!" He threw them a lopsided grin.
Kaiba looked at Joey, disgusted. "Who the hell let YOU near the oven?"
Joey tried to grin again. "Well, Yami was hungry, and he said he had a craving for cookies, so."
"Yami had a craving for cookies at nearly 12:00 AM?" said Téa, looking at the thing we call Joey.
"Yeah," answered Joey.
Tristan and Bakura nodded in agreement.
"Well, then. Fine. I have another question for you idiots. WHY DID YOU LET JOEY USE SOMETHING WAY TOO ADVANCED FOR HIM?!" yelled Kaiba.
Bakura and Tristan looked at each other and shrugged.
"Joey, why did you say the house was going to blow?" asked Téa.
"Oh, I had thought the fire had hit a gas line." he replied.
"There was a fire?" Kaiba said, looking at Téa incredulously.
"Yeah, for about two seconds," answered Joey. "Bakura put it out."
"I can't believe I have to work with such morons!" Kaiba muttered.
"Neither can I," said Joey, sending a death glare towards Kaiba.
"Did you just insult me, mutt?" Kaiba demanded.
"You can bet your life I did," Joey spat.
"Bring it on, apron boy!" yelled Kaiba.
"Gladly, Bill Gaetz!" shouted Joey.
Kaiba lunged at Joey, and into seconds they were rolling on the floor killing each other. (A/N: I almost put that they were rolling on the floor laughing! Lol! ^_^)
"Get off me, you big jerk!" growled Joey. "You're crushing me!"
Téa looked at the two. "Stop your childish fighting!"
"Shh, Téa. I want to see this," said Tristan.
Téa crossed her arms over her chest and glared at Tristan.
Bakura smacked his forehead. "Oh, brother."
"Ow! You friken mutt! You actually BIT me!" Kaiba yelped.
"Well, it was the only way for you to stop pulling my hair!" said Joey.
"Stop it already!" said Téa. "Both of you are being stupid!"
Joey had Kaiba pinned to the ground. (A/N: Kaiba, can't ALWAYS have the most strength, can he? Plus, remember he's disabled. ^_^)
"Get off me, Joey!" said Kaiba, writhing beneath him. (A/N: Whoa! That one sounded bad! Lol! ^.~)
"No," said Joey flatly. "Why would I get off you? I'm about to pound the living *censored* out of you!"
"Oh, no you don't, puppy!" said Kaiba trying to push Joey off.
Joey grinned. "Now is when you lose."
Joey proceeded to bring his fist down on Kaiba's chest several times, thus beating the living *censored* out of him.
Kaiba screamed in agony when Joey hit his bruised ribs. "Stupid mutt! God damn jerk! OW!"
"Joey, stop it right now! You're actually hurting him!" yelled Téa.
Joey brought his fist straight down on Kaiba's nose. "That's for all the times you've insulted me!"
Blood spurted from Kaiba's nose. He glared all his rage at Joey. "You're going to pay dearly."
Joey just smirked at him. "I'm sure. When is that going to happen?"
"ENOUGH!" screamed Téa. "Tristan and Bakura, help me get Joey off of Kaiba."
Bakura grabbed a hold of Joey's arms and tried to pull him off.
"Yami! Get in here! We need your help!" wailed Téa.
Yami walked into the kitchen yawning. "Are my cookies done yet?" He looked at the bloody, crumpled heaps on the floor. "Holy shit."
Tristan and Bakura had managed to pull the enraged Joey off of Kaiba.
Kaiba stood up groggily, blood still dripping from his nose. "You're going to die, Wheeler. You're going to die in this very kitchen. You're going to die in two seconds!" Kaiba charged at Joey.
Yami and Téa quickly grabbed his arms and held him back.
"Let me go!" Kaiba cried.
"Calm down, Kaiba," said Yami, still restraining him.
"Yeah, calm down, Kaiba," said Joey mimicking Yami.
//What's going on, Yami?//
/Nothing, Yugi. Don't worry about it./
Yugi made a pouting face. //I want to know, Yami!//
/Quiet, Yugi! I'm in the middle of something here./
//Fine. Humph.//
Kaiba's breath came out in ragged puffs. "Stupid dog."
"Joey and Kaiba, take ten deep breaths," demanded Téa.
They both did as they were told but it didn't seem to help.
"Now, I want you to go to your rooms. Now," said Téa.
"No," said Kaiba and Joey in unison. They both glared at each other.
*Ryou, what the hell is going on out there?*
**Nothing, Yami. It was just a little fight between Joey and Kaiba.**
Yami Bakura's voice now held interest. *Let me out then. I want to see this.*
Bakura sighed. **Fine. But start anything stupid.**
Yami Bakura grinned. *I won't.*
Bakura and Yami Bakura switched.
"Calm down, Kaiba! It was just a stupid fight. Who cares if you got your ass kicked?" said Yami.
Kaiba looked at Yami threateningly. "I suggest you shut up."
Yami shut up pretty quick.
"Come on, Kaiba. Let's get you cleaned up," said Téa.
"Fine," he said distractedly. Then he looked at Joey. "You better watch your back, Wheeler. You'll get hit the hardest, and won't see it coming."
Joey just laughed. "Yeah, sure, Kaiba."
Téa pulled Kaiba towards the washroom.
Yami Bakura and Tristan let go of Joey's arms.
"I can't believe I missed all the good stuff," complained Yami Bakura.
Téa and Kaiba were now in the washroom. Téa picked up a cloth and ran it under cold water. Then she gently started to wipe the dried blood away on Kaiba's nose.
"Joey's a jerk," Kaiba muttered. "Joey's such a jerk."
"Oh, hush," said Téa. "You're just mad because he totally whipped you into next week."
Kaiba remained silent.
"You shouldn't start things you can't finish," said Téa teasingly.
Kaiba still remained silent. Then he sniffed.
Téa had to hold back a giggle. Kaiba looked so kawaii when he was pouting.
Téa tossed the wash cloth aside, and then gently took Kaiba's hand, pulling him to his feet.
"I'm going to bed," she said, leading him out of the washroom.
"Me too," he muttered.
Téa leaned forward and kissed him.
He kissed her back.
Téa hugged him tightly. "Don't be such a stick in the mud."
He grunted, then stalked off to his room.
Téa just shook her head and headed for her own room.
"I'm so tired," she said, yawning. She flicked on the light. Then let out a blood-curdling scream.
Disclaimer: I do not own "Yu-Gi-Oh!" although I wish I did. ^_^ Kazuki Takahashi does. ^_^
A/N: Look! I updated pretty quickly, eh? ^_~ And you know why? It's because you guys left so many nice reviews, and asked me to update nicely! ^_^ Thank you so much, dudes! I'm glad you like my fic so much! -gets all starry eyed- Lol! ^.~
I'm thinking of putting in some Ryou/Bakura or Bakura/Yami Bakura. Whatever you want to call it. ^_^ But first I want to know what you think! Should there be some yaoi in my fic? ^_^ Tell me what you think when you review, okay? ^.~
I'll try and get 'Burning Cold' updated as soon as possible. ^_^ -sweatdrop- I really do have the whole plot figured out, so no worries, okay? ^.~
Thank you so much to all of my reviewers! I love you guys! ^_^ I really do! -huggles them all, and gives them candy- ^_^
I'd thank you all individually again, but that would take too long. So, thank you if you reviewed! You're the best! ^.~ :) Remember to review this chapter, too! ^^
Everyone have a good Remembrance Day (or Veteran's Day in the States) and please do take time to remember those who died in the wars. ^^
Well, I must be going now! See you all later and in the next chapter! ^.~
~Blue-Kool-Aid~