I wrote this chapter a LOOOOOONG time ago, just was too lazy to type it and post it. Well here is it! Don't forget to grabsome popcorn!
May and Brendan came back from dreamland and quickly walked away in the opposite direction as the other.
"Uh… Did we miss something or something?"
"Nope! Absolutely not!" cried Brendan and May in unison.
"Umm… Okay then" said Mel who was now confused.
They stood there for about ten minutes staring at each other not blinking.
From behind the uh… crazy group they heard, from something unknown, "I know where you sleep!"
"AHHHH!!!" screamed Tara "A BIG HAIRY MONSTER!"
"Dimwit," Mel muttered as she pointed to another talking pokemon, which happened to be a Spoink.
"What is a Spoink doing here?" asked Brendan who had May in his arms from when she had jumped when the demented pokemon came.
"I dunno… Maybe a ballerina fairy princess brought it here," Tara said half hoping it was true.
"Tara, get real" Mel retorted.
"I am real" Tara replied.
"Umm, excuse me," the Spoink said annoyed about having to wait. "Can I continue with my speech on the evil I'm about to bring to you?"
Tara blinked, Mel drooled, Mat stared, and Brendan had a questioning look on his face.
"I'll take that as a yes," the Spoink continued. "I plan to destroy all pitiful humans. They are pure evil, stuffing us into those ball things and telling us what to do! Jesus you people are crazy."
Tara rolled her eyes and yelled "Boo!" at the top of her lungs.
Now the freaked pokemon screamed like a six year old girl and ran… Err, jumped into the forest.
"That was interesting," May said, very surprised.
"Do you think it will come back?" asked Brendan.
"Nah," Mel said "If it does, well, so what?"
"If you say so," Brendan said still unsure.
(Later)
"Lalalalala sunshine!"
"Oh, my, fuckn' God will you just SHUT UP?!?!?!?!" Mel screamed at her best friend. She still wondered why she was her best friend…
"Nope!" Tara said happily in a sing-songey voice.
Mel then said, "I swear,"
Tara then interrupted and said "Yes, that you do and you should stop it, it's not good for civilization!"
"Do you even know what you're talking about?" Mel asked.
"Nope!" Tara said again in her sing-songey voice.
"You really scare me," Mel commented.
"Yay!" Tara exclaimed.
"Are you two even human?!?!" May shouted astonished at these weirdo's.
"Human?" Tara asked, "That's like a thing with two legs, two arms, and a head, right?"
At this point May smacked her hand against her head, "Yes, you dolt."
"Hey! That my line!" Mel yelled angry that someone stole her line.
"Your point?" May asked casually.
"My point? MY POINT, YOU ASK?!?!?!?!" Mel screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Yeah, that's my question," May replied examining her nails.
Now Tara was hitting her hand against her head.