A/N: Hello there. I know I haven't finished my other story yet, but I had a idea for another fic, so, why not? For those who don't know, kokoro means heart. Warning: My first try for a humor fic, OOC and some character basing! Now, let the torture begin!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of its characters.
Juri: Hello and welcome to the first episode of the Kokoro Show!
Audience: Yeah!!!!!!!!
Juri: After my work in many tournaments I felt that I needed something more in my life. And what I needed to see was... love. Yes, dear audience. Love. That's the reason why I started producing this show: to spread the love.
Audience: Oooooo........
Juri: The show works like this: First we try to find the candidate's perfect partner, then we send them on the date of their lives! Now, say hi to our first participant...
::Curtains open::
Juri: Kurama!!!
Audience: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurama: ::looking pale:: NO!!!
Juri: Don't be shy. You can sit down here, near the camera.
Kurama: ::really pale:: ::walks to chair and sits down::
Juri: I had a letter from two people close to you, saying that you are a reincarnated Youko... and you're single.
Kurama: That's correct.
Fan girl: ::from the audience:: I'll be your girlfriend!
Kurama: ::sweat drop::
Juri: Security, please remove the obsessed fan girls from the studio... Thank you. Now, where were we...? A yes, a single Youko. That is something that needs to change. You're friends say you're really shy and will never make the first move and that you would do almost anything to have a lover.
Kurama: ::glares to the first row of the audience, where Yusuke and Kuwabara are silently laughing they're heads of::
Juri: Now, what do you seek in your perfect partner?
Kurama: I DON'T want a partner.
Juri: You don't have to be so shy, dear.
Kurama: ::twinch::
Juri: Fortunately, your friends wrote down as well what you're perfect partner would be.
Kurama: ... Help...
Yusuke & Kuwabara: ::still laughing they're heads of::
Hiei: ::grinning::
Audience: ::listening very closely::
Juri: The letter says you want a male partner, because you're gay...
Kurama: ::becomes even paler (if it was possible)::
Fan girls: NO!!!!!!!
Yaoi fans & Fan boys: YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!
Kurama: ::thinking:: Since when do I have fan boys...? ::approaching flashback:: Stop! I don't want to know! ::flashback retreats::
Yusuke & Kuwabara: ::crying because of all the laughing::
Hiei: ::trying really hard not to laugh, but fails...::
Juri: ...someone dark and mysterious...
Kurama: ::begging in his mind:: Please let this be a dream... Please let me wake up now...
Juri: ... someone who can protect you and hold you in his strong arms... ::sigh:: ::dreamy eyes:: ::wakes up from dream:: And I heard you like men with black hair and abnormal colored eyes... Your favorite color is red...
Kurama: ::getting really nervous::
Hiei: ::stops laughing gets a bit nervous himself::
Juri: ... and you'd be the most comfortable with someone you already know.
Yusuke & Kuwabara: ::can't keep the silence and burst out laughing, getting stares from the other audience::
Kurama: ::glaring his eyes out::
Hiei: ::getting extremely nervous and goes pale::
Juri: We searched for quite a while, but I believe we found your perfect match! You will be going out with...
Kurama: ...
Hiei: ::praying::
Juri: ... Karasu!!!
Kurama: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::Somewhere, not too far away::
Karasu: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::Back in the studio::
Yusuke & Kuwabara: ::fainting because of all the laughing::
Hiei: ::saying, sounding relieved:: Thank the Lords, not me... ::thinking:: Damn it! Now I'll never have a chance with my precious kitsune...
Juri: We're getting Karasu as we speak and within half an hour, the two of you will be enjoying the date of your lives! So please, stay tuned!
Kurama: ::faints::
A/N Did you like it? Please review, so I know if I should continue.