A/N: Hello there. I'm sorry it took so long, but I had an awful lot to do and so little inspiration... But here is... Chapter 2 : Kurama's date! How will it be? Warning: OOC, hints of Shounen-ai and some character basing. Now, let the torture continue!
Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of its characters.
Chapter 2: Kurama's Date
Juri: Hello and welcome back to the Kokoro Show!
Audience: Yeah!!!
Juri: Just before we left you for the commercials and news flash, we selected Karasu as Kurama's date to be. Kurama is all ready for it and Karasu can be here any moment now!
Kurama: ::silently:: Yeah right… If that freak gets near me, I'll kill him…
Juri: ::whispering back to Kurama:: Try and I'll kill you, baka kitsune!
Kurama: ::sweat drop::
Juri: O yes! This will be a beautiful night! There's love in the air!
Kurama: ::more sweat drops::
::from the audience::
Yusuke & Kuwabara: ::finally wake up, after being fainted::
Yusuke: O man! Did I miss anything sweet? ::looking panicked to the set below::
Keiko: No, you woke up just in time. Karasu is almost here.
Yusuke: O… OK. Wait a sec… ::turns around:: What are you doing here?! And what are they doing here?! ::pointing::
Yukina, Botan & Shizuru: ::wave::
Keiko: O, me and the girls got an invitation, just like you, but we had some car problems.
Shizuru: Yes, some imbecile demolish my car… ::angry glaring at Kuwabara::
Kuwabara: ::swallows big time::
Hiei: ::thinking:: Car? Could she mean the metal thing near their house, that after it made all kinds of evil noises, I cut it's round legs so it couldn't come after me…?
Botan: O well. We're in time to follow the date!
Yukina: But I thought Kurama hated Karasu…
Botan: I thought as well. Guess he lied…
Yukina: He lied to us…? ::tears swelling in her eyes:: That's so mean!
Hiei: ::gives very angry glare to Botan::
Botan: ::turns blue with fear::
::back on the set::
Juri: And here he is… Karasu!
::Karasu enters, dressed in a black suit, bright red tie with little bombs on it, and (much to Kurama's relieve) wearing his mask::
Karasu: Ah, my precious fox! I knew we were meant to be together! ::closing in to pet Kurama::
Kurama: ::backs off:: ::glares::
Juri: Now, are you ready for your date?
Karasu: Yes!
Kurama: :: sounding panicked:: No!
Juri: Great! So let's go! Roger here will drive you to the place where you'll enjoy a nice evening together!
Roger: ::waves::
Kurama: And just what are we going to do tonight?
Juri: You'll have a nice romantic dinner in a luxurious restaurant. Now, get going and enjoy! Roger, they're all yours.
Roger: ::drags Kurama and Karasu with him to the car::
::from the audience::
Botan: So exiting!
Yusuke: This will be great! ::whispering to Kuwabara:: I put the timer on the video recorder, so after tonight, we got it all on tape!
Hiei: ::stands up:: Hn. I'm not going to stay here. This is pathetic.
Yusuke: What!? But… but… How can you not like this? This is pure entertainment!
Kuwabara: Yeah! The fun hasn't even begun yet!
Hiei: Two guys and fluff, you call that fun!?
Yusuke: Well, yeah…
Yukina: You want to leave, Hiei-san? You don't want to watch with us? ::puppy eyes::
Hiei: ::trying hard not to melt because of cuteness:: No. There are better things to do then see how the fox gets blown up. ::vanishes in a blur::
Yusuke: Fun spoiler…
Yukina : ::thinking :: Why didn't the puppy eyes work… They always work! I must be losing my cute… NO!!!!!!
::outside the building::
Hiei: ::thinking:: Just in time. I hate it when Yukina acts cute… Now, to find the fox. I'll make sure their date will be a disaster. That way, I'll have that beautiful piece of fox all for myself! ::out loud:: MHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
::Kurama & Karasu enter the restaurant::
Karasu: Isn't it beautiful my dear? But not as pretty as you are.
Kurama: ::sarcastic:: Gee, thanks…
Karasu: You're welcome!
Kurama: Listen up! There'll most likely be camera's all over the place, so let a few things be clear. 1: Don't blow up anything near my face or any other body part, defiantly not my food…
Karasu: You're no fun… But if it makes you happy, I'll save them up for later ::wink::
Kurama ::twitch:: …Ok… And 2, this one is really important…
Karasu: Yes…?
Kurama: ::screaming:: Touch me and I'll cut you in a thousand pieces with my rose whip and after that feed you to my death tree! In front of millions of TV-addicted people!!! ::out of breath::
Karasu: I knew you liked me. It's so great to know that you don't want me to die all alone… :swoon::
Kurama: ::twitch::
::outside the restaurant::
Hiei: They're in here alright…Now, on with the mission. ::sneaks inside and takes out a cook:, stealing his 'kiss the cook' apron and putting it on:: Now let's see… What to do… A yes, the food first ::evil grin::
::dinner room::
Kurama: :: trying to read the menu and keep an eye on Karasu the same time::
Karasu: Don't they have any raw meat? Damn… ::looks up:: Darling, you don't need to stare. If you want me, come and get me.
Kurama: ::grumble:: No thank you.
Karasu: So polite. ::looks at the menu again:: What about the pork…?
Kurama: In the human world we have a really good dish. It's called mashed potatoes. It's on the menu, number 185. You should try it.
Karasu: Potetoows…?
Kurama: It's nice and sweet. You eat it with a straw and all. It's fun! ::thinking:: Yeah, to see how you get all gross and most likely choke and I can laugh at you. And you can keep your mask up, of course…
Karasu: OK, I'll try. But you have to take the peachy pork.
Kurama: Deal! ::grin::
::in the kitchen::
Hiei: Let's see… Pork and potatoes with a straw. What are potetoows? ::looks in cabins::: Aha! Found it. Mashed potetoows! And with a straw indicates that it is for Karasu. ::evil grin:: Time to cook!
::back in the dinner room::
Karasu: Ah! There's our food!
::food is served to the two demons::
Karasu: ::very exited:: ::drops straw:: Oops. I'll pick it up. ::goes underneath the table::
Kurama: … Dumb-head…
::mashed potatoes go BOEM!!!!!::
Karasu: ::sits up again:: O my! That's not very nice! Telling me not to blow things up, but you did! Where's my fun?
Kurama: :: all dirty:: ::groans::
Karasu:: … Can I lick you clean?
Kurama: NO!!!
:: in the kitchen::
Hiei: Oops…
That was chapter 2! I hope you enjoyed it! Please review and stay tuned for the next part of the Kokoro Show, where Kurama's date continues!
Juri: He, that's my part!
Me: That was your part. As authoress I claim that sentence now
Juri: No fair.
Me: I know. Please Review!