discalimer: this i my first fanfic and im gonna skip right to making a really random story with ramblings from johhny and HNB so hope you like it and go easy for now! .

chapter 1: one normal day for happy nooble boy.

Happy Noodle Boy walks over to his usual place where he sets a soap bow down and screams weird things that most people will not hear unless your in that park when he is.He stands on it and stares at people for awhile.

" PURPLY FLAVORED CHEESE IS NOT THE WAY FOR ME!!!! IF YOU STARE AT THE SUN TOO LONG BEES WILL EAT EVERYTHING!!!!OH MAN GOD!!! IS THAT A CLOUD?!?! ITS GOT TO BE!!! I CANT STAND IT!! SITTING THERE MOCKING ME!!!!!"

" um noodle sir?"

" YOU ANNOYING LITTLE BZZZZZING NOISE CEASE IT ANNOYS ME!!"

" COULD YOU SHUT UP AND LEAVE?!"

" APPLE PIES HAVE GRAPY CRUSTS! AND THAT SHIRT DOESNT LOOK RIGHT WITH YOUR ORANGE PIMPLES!!!! A PINK HAIRED GIRL HITTING A RANDOM KID OUTSIDE YOUR HEAD WITH A GUITAR IS FUNNY TO RECORD!! DID YOU KNOW THAT JAPANS FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING IS SQUID?! WELL YOU DO NOW!!!! I SEE THINGS!!!!!"Happy noodle boy jumps off his box and walks back home.

a/n: i know its short but ill make more when i write them down first k?