A/N: Wow! I check my in-box and I see all these reviews! Thanks you guys! Anyway, the first name/last name thing with the professors has to do with the fact that I don't know all of their first names, and sometimes certain professors call each other by either their first or last name depending on how close they are. Same thing with the students. Lupin would call them by their first names because he's close to them, but Snape wouldn't.
Chapter Four:
Remus,
I just heard the students whispering about Snape,
and I couldn't help but notice that they gave him a
new nickname. Instead of calling him Severus Snape,
they're calling him "Severely Snapped". That's the most
amusing thing I've heard all year. I think I'll start calling
him that myself. Help me spread it around, will you?
From,
Minerva, Transfiguration
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Minerva,
As usual I'm last to find out about everything.
I didn't know that Snape was straight! I thought
he was gay! That's why I've been running around
behind his back all year putting smiley face stickers
on his robes! Anyway, I'll help spread the new
nickname now that I can't make fun of his sexuality.
By that way, have you heard about Ron and Hermione?
I really want to help get them together, but I'm not
sure how.
From,
Remus, D.A.D.A
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Lupin,
Your little note to Minerva got intercepted and
Ended up in my possession. Now, I will make
Sure that any of your plans for the two little
Love birds go wrong.
From,
Professor Snape, Potions
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Minerva,
Did you see the fight between Lupin and Snape
During our lunch hour today? They were furious.
Lupin was apparently angry with you about
Something also. What's going on?
From,
Professor Sprout, Herbology
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My Dearest Hunny Buns,
I think that after that awful fight during lunch
You'd need a little cheering up. Meet me in the
Closet!
From,
Your Shooting Star, Astronomy
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Minerva,
I thought I told you to watch the notes I
Pass to you! Thanks to your carelessness,
Snape found out that I want to get Ron and
Hermione together, and now he's going to
Try and stop me! Well, that all led to a fight
In lunch, and now both he and I are on
Probation.
From,
Remus, D.A.D.A